Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend are still celebrating the People Magazine cover Kris Jenner willed into existence to pad the bottom line. The couple took the kid on a tour of Rio de Janeiro where its view of Christ the Redeemer was also blocked by its parents’ giant egos. More photos below.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen certain people in clothes that I don’t even remember what clothes look like and I’m just going to assume no one wears pants anymore, burn all the pairs of pants I have, and declare a national state of emergency if I ever see another pair of pants again. Photos of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Babies are growing all over the place ever since Jessica Simpson’s baby moved from the place where she keeps the milk to the place where she keeps the Chili’s. Which sort of explains why Kim Kardashian has no bump in her second trimester. Her baby’s gestating in the butt area until it comes out of either the hole she poops from or the hole next to it. Photos of Kardashian at the gym.
Sofia Vergara is in Miami Beach, Florida with fiance Nick Loeb who I’m cropping out of these photos because he doesn’t have breasts so what’s the point?
Lindsay Lohan promised not to get arrested over New Year’s. She reportedly resigned herself to achieving this by remaining ensconced at home. Except… SURPRISE! That was a lie. Unless she lives in London and no longer lives in New York City. Lohan arrived in England this weekend. Reportedly intending to spend New Year’s Eve with the other groupies following The Wanted around rather than getting arrested outside another nightclub. Below are photos from Sunday.
Ashlee Simpson is still on vacation in Hawaii where she’s somehow holding my attention without gestating a baby in her left boob. It’s like her butt is magic.
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