Here’s Harper Seven Beckham reminding you about FACE, FACE, BABY FACE because she’s also a celebrity daughter, with a number in her name, from an incubator that returned to factory settings only weeks after birth. 12 photos of them, both in plaid, arriving at the Los Angeles International Airport January 7 and then landing at John F. [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Shills For Elizabeth Taylor Role
Because television movies are all that she has left unless she wants to turn to prostitution, Lindsay Lohan is shilling HARD for that Lifetime movie role. Still living in the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came, here’s Lohan posing with Furious Love, a book effectively about the same subject as the [...]
The NFL Won’t Get To Pee On Kim Kardashian
Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s [...]
GOOP Namedrops BOOP In Harper’s Bazaar
Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar March 2012 in a shoot that was, obviously, taken on an Instamatic in Uncle Terry’s basement. It’s the shadows. And the fear in her eyes. Dead giveaway. I should probably, habitually, hate everything about the cover. But MEH. I like the hair, make-up, and I’m won over by the fit of the [...]
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Staging Photos
At the end of last week, I pointed out that a spuriously-sourced tabloid rumour about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale was untrue. Since, you know, the report wasn’t based on anything and didn’t really make any sense (every one calm down). It was just a rumour from the creative fiction department of Star. That said, [...]
Jennifer Lopez & The Help Storm The Oscars?
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are still in New York City. Honestly, the help is just Monday’s piece who lasted until Tuesday. Well, played. But, honestly, he’s obviously nothing special. The level of slumming required to keep him around this long should be proof of that. Not satisfied just dragging the help around Miami for a [...]
