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Paris Hilton Has No Idea We’re Watching Her

Aug 5th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is as subtle as a kick in the balls (while she’s simultaneously pinching your nips). Case in point, the heiress who’s going on 30-years-old (she turned 29 on February 17 this year), was spotted shopping at Kate Somerville in Los Angeles, CA on August 4, 2010. Wearing this outfit. Well, half-wearing this outfit. I have no qualms about anything going on with her bottom-half, nor that hat. I’m not quite understanding the lace shirt, showing her bra, that she may as well not have on. I get that people wear this kind of sheer style a lot, but I never have. I don’t need people to see my underwear. That’s what webcams are for.

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Paris Hilton Denies That This is a Nazi Salute

Jul 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is in hot water, after being caught doing something suspicious (and then giving a less-than-convincing explanation). Hilton has been partying like a drunken fool over the past few weeks. She has been falling all over assorted yachts, been doused in wasted booze, and she has worn a military hat as she held her hands in a manner that looked like a Hitler salute. It should be noted that Hilton claimed she was dancing with one hand in the air while she scratched her face. Also, she has Jewish family and friends… so it’s, like, totally okay.

In the early hours of yesterday morning she was pictured wearing a military-style hat and appeared to be pointing her hand upwards in a Heil Hitler-like salute aboard a yacht. But her spokesman told [The Daily Mail] ‘Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a communist hat, it’s a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.’

I think she has Black and gay friends too. So, if she’s ever seen doing anything else offensive she has a cache of other minorities to parade around.

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Paris Hilton Acting Like a Sloppy Drunken Mess

Jul 26th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is a sloppy dunk. I guess she can’t hold her booze, as she looked wasted beyond belief at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez, France. Hilton was seen falling all over the stage and being held up by her security guards. She was also too drunk to run a comb through her hair or hike down her skirt so that her eye-level booty wouldn’t be seen. She was hanging with her less-sloppy sister, Nicky, and Doug Reinhardt. There’s more of her drunk shenanigans, wearing what I can only assume is a long shirt that just looks like a dress, in the gallery.

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Paris Hilton Master of Disguise. Wig Edition.

Jul 19th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton was spotted this weekend, wearing a brunette wig, as she went shopping in Paris, France. It has long been known that Hilton is a master of disguise/ bait-and-switch, though she usually just uses her vagina as a distraction so people take pictures of that and not her face. This time, she’s tried using a budget wig, perhaps one from Kim Zolciak’s line of budget wigs, as she went shopping in France with the paparazzi in tow. There wasn’t any point, as she still has a hilariously recognisable face. She could melt half of it off, Harvey Two Face-style, wear a ski-mask and Ray Bans, and I’d still know that was her. Also, she threw the wig (made from Khloe Kardashian’s back hair) to one side, once she met up with her sister and continued shopping later that day.

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MTV Movie Awards 2010 Red Carpet Pictures

Jun 7th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The MTV Movie Awards 2010 took place the night of Sunday June 6, 2010. The ceremony was attended by the usual mish-mash of the real movie stars and the reality stars who were barely fit to shine their shoes. Pictures below…

Attendees included Lo Bosworth, Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Lucy Hale, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera (posturing, pouting, and trying too hard), Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton, Katy Perry (also trying too hard), Nicole Snooki Polizzi (dipped in poop beforehand), Vanessa Hudgens, Lindsay Lohan (wearing no bra), Eva Mendes, Jessica Biel (dressed nicely… like someone’s fashion-forward grandma), Rachel McAdams, and Kristen Stewart.

See below for 36 pictures from the 2010 MTV Movie Awards held at The Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, California on June 6th, 2010.

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Paris Hilton Showing her Backside… Once Again

Jun 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is still acting like a ridiculous individual. Hilton was spotted, only May 21, at a pAArty flashing her bare ass (and while in the company of her whole immediate family none the less). She has now been seen doing the same, again.

This time, she had the good grace not to flash her soggy ass in the presence of her own mother; just in front of a crowd watching Ne-Yo perform Miss Independent at Surrender nightclub, in Las Vegas, mid-week. With a room full of people and cameras by the dozen looking on, Hilton danced around and lifted her dress so high you could see her black thong under a dress of the same colour.


Paris Hilton being a ridiculous, shameless, whore… again (from 30 secs in).

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