Paris Hilton spotted by KTLA crew, wearing only a towel, after intruder arrest. Per the link post, an intruder, armed with knives, was arrested at the home of Paris Hilton. The 29-year-old called the LA popo, at around 6:30 AM, to report a man who was allegedly carrying knives and trying to get inside her [...]
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Paris Hilton Sullies Marilyn Monroe’s Memory
Paris Hilton and other entitled celebutards seem to enjoy their bi-annual peeing on the memory of Marilyn Monroe. Good for them, tarnishing the memory of people more charismatic/ likable/ memorable than anything they could ever muster. Jolly good fun. That said, here are pictures from Paris Hilton’s herp-infested red carpet for the launch of her [...]
Paris Hilton Has No Idea We’re Watching Her
Paris Hilton is as subtle as a kick in the balls (while she’s simultaneously pinching your nips). Case in point, the heiress who’s going on 30-years-old (she turned 29 on February 17 this year), was spotted shopping at Kate Somerville in Los Angeles, CA on August 4, 2010. Wearing this outfit. Well, half-wearing this outfit. [...]
Paris Hilton Denies That This is a Nazi Salute
Paris Hilton is in hot water, after being caught doing something suspicious (and then giving a less-than-convincing explanation). Hilton has been partying like a drunken fool over the past few weeks. She has been falling all over assorted yachts, been doused in wasted booze, and she has worn a military hat as she held her [...]
Paris Hilton Acting Like a Sloppy Drunken Mess
Paris Hilton is a sloppy dunk. I guess she can’t hold her booze, as she looked wasted beyond belief at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez, France. Hilton was seen falling all over the stage and being held up by her security guards. She was also too drunk to run a comb through her hair [...]
Paris Hilton Master of Disguise. Wig Edition.
Paris Hilton was spotted this weekend, wearing a brunette wig, as she went shopping in Paris, France. It has long been known that Hilton is a master of disguise/ bait-and-switch, though she usually just uses her vagina as a distraction so people take pictures of that and not her face. This time, she’s tried using [...]
