Paris Hilton: Paris, Not France Documentary teaser trailer.
Paris Hilton has a new documentary coming out, entitled Paris, Not France.
From the trailer, one gathers that the title is a nod to the fact that the uneducated bed wetting masses associate her name with her celebrity and not the city in France. But don’t take that cyanide [...]
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Paris, Not France Documentary Teaser Trailer
Paris Hilton Demonstrating Celebrity Justice
Paris Hilton is doing a bang up job of undressing a judge with her eyes and flirting her way out of an $8 million lawsuit’s claim that she did not do her part to promote 2006 flop, Pledge This.
Just so no one bothers wasting valuable booze money they’ll never see again, betting on the outcome [...]
Hilton Family Open Up About Doug Reinhardt
The Hilton family reportedly told E! Online they are glad the partnership between Paris and Doug Reinhardt broke down.
This news, broadly speaking, means two things; firstly, that the family are putting public safety before their offspring’s sex drive/ desire to spread crotch rot to the masses; secondly, it flies in the face of lawsuits from [...]
Paris Hilton Has Grand Plans for Ronaldo
Paris Hilton believes that herself and her new partner in venereal disease, Cristiano Ronaldo, could be the most famous super couple in the world, if they stayed paired up. This is a pretty wide-reaching assumption of course, as it is incumbent on Parasite not being eaten alive by crotch-rot and her tanned beau not drowning [...]
Paris Hilton Recording A New Album
Paris Hilton is set to shake the world up/ no doubt become the target of vandals once again, as she records a new album. The heiress fancied herself as a singer and recorded a 2006 self-titled album that was less of a horror than one would have expected. Whether this new record has you wanting to [...]
Paris Hilton Engagement Rumours @ Cannes
Paris Hilton, 28, has sparked engagement rumours by swanning around at the Cannes 2009 Film Festival wearing an enormous ring on her left ring finger.
Sigh, I guess it must be a Tuesday if it’s time for more Parasite engagement ring rumours. This woman is both approaching 30 and is media-savvy enough to know how this [...]
