I’d forgotten about this, but in 2005, Paris Hilton’s narcissistic wet dream, a fiance with the same first name (where Kim Kardashian’s fiance has the same first name as her mother), proposed. Ex-fiance Paris Latsis asked Hilton to marry him with a $5 million diamond (one of two). Yes, $5 million, which almost makes Kardashian’s [...]
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Paris Hilton Sits With Mother To Talk Tape Leak
Paris Hilton is still pretending to be upset about the ‘leak’ of her sex tape, seven years after the fact. When it, singularly, is the reason for this level of fame. Hilton, in one last bid to keep her fame as she heads towards 40, appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. She took her mother to [...]
Paris Hilton’s YRB Magazine Going Green Cover
I must have started sniffing glue at some point today. The existence of this cover proves it’s actually 2003 and Paris Hilton’s still relevant enough to be scoring magazine covers for magazines like YRB… I need mah medicine. That said, these are the same people who compiled some weird gender-confusion S&M issue starring Khloe Kardashian, so relevance [...]
Paris Hilton Is A Special And Unique Snowflake
Paris Hilton is a special snowflake, says Paris Hilton. In a new interview, proving that she deals with reality as well as she deals with putting on panties in the morning, Hilton calls herself ‘original.’ Because there are no other entitled, 30-year-old glorified porn stars making themselves famous by shilling crap to young fans and [...]
Paris Hilton Denies Saying She Hates Black Men
Paris Hilton has spoken out to deny a quote, from earlier in the week, saying she met Vin Diesel in her teens and stopped making out with him once she realised he may be ‘one per cent’ Black. The quotes in question were from author Neil Strauss, who I did point out may be selling [...]
I Guess Paris Hilton Hates Non-Rich Black Guys?
Remember that author, Neil Strauss, who last week released an excerpt from his book in which he claimed a teenage Paris Hilton had silicone dirty pillows put in to annoy her parents, only to be told to take them out? Well, Strauss has released another excerpt from his new book in hopes you buy, buy, [...]
