The flop reality show that opened to poor numbers and sank lower still with each week, The World According To Paris, won’t be renewed. This is according to Vulture, who clarify that producers/ execs aren’t officially commenting but the show won’t be back for a second season… because there’s no point. The numbers aren’t there [...]
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Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Pretend To Be BFFs
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are only pretending to be friends because the extra column-inches are helping their respective, laughable careers. That’s according to a source who spoke to Us Weekly and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I pointed out in a recent post that Hilton’s recent paparazzi photos showed her with [...]
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Are Friends Again
This isn’t going to end in an upskirt. Nope. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were hanging out together at a beach party that ended with everyone wearing the same underwear in which they arrived. Actually… you know what… I can’t. I JUST CAN’T. These two need to not breathe the same air. Lohan was photographed [...]
Paris Hilton Felt Ambushed In ABC Interview
Paris Hilton walked off during an ABC News interview this week after being questioned about her flop life, flop television show, and flopping popularity. She was asked as politely as one can ask why she’s a flop, by interviewer Dan Harris. It was hilarious and it’s my favourite interview of the year so far. You [...]
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Hearing She’s A Flop
Paris Hilton walked out of an ABC News interview, following questioning about the Kardashians and about being a flop. Hilton’s team interjected. Asked whether she wanted to stop, she looked at them, stood up and walked off-camera. It was laughable, but not that dramatic. You can see the incredulity as she was asked ‘Do you [...]
Aaand, Let’s All Stare At Paris Hilton’s Paunch
Here’s Paris Hilton doing something arbitrary to promote a show I gather airs on Wednesdays. Meh. She’s been trying to stay relevant, appearing half-naked in V, but it’s all pretty underwhelming. Well, because we’re givers and subconsciously feel bad about her pitiful fake pregnancy scare, we’re spreading baby rumours of our own. Speaking with Mario [...]
