So sad and lonely was she, after she chewed up and spat out the genuine friend that was Nicole Richie, she actually launched a reality show to find a replacement!
According to Yahoo News:
Hilton, 27, the millionaire socialite, said some 300,000 Americans applied to take part in the reality series “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” (Best Friend Forever), which begins airing on September 30 on MTV.
The 16 women and two men selected to compete had to perform a series of challenges to be Hilton’s new BFF, including how to look hot on a rollercoaster and making a commercial for one of her fashion products. She has now picked a winner with whom she said she has struck up a real, off-screen friendship.
Now, not only sad, but how deluded is she?
Maybe believing her own hype, Feetsies claims that she is in lurve with her new BFF…
OK, well maybe not love, but she is claiming that she has really hit it off with the person that won “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF”.
Hilton claims the winner of the show is now more than a contestant, but someone who is trusted enough to be brought into the fold *shift those dirty thoughts, you!*
“The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we’re really friends,” Paris Hilton told reporters. “We’ve been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now.”
Dude, I totally applied and failed to get on the show.
Apparently, going all ‘Single White Female‘ and trailing Feetsies every move – day and night – does not a winner make.
If stalking following Epic Feetsies every collosall, ground-shaking footstep is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
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