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Emo Twinsies Enjoy A Night Out

Can someone please tell Parasite Hilton that wearing black, does not a bad-girl make [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Skank Lite Paris ‘Parasite’ Hilton can be seen in the image above being dragged away from the paps by her newly slimmed down fauxmance-partner Benji Madden.

The pair were snapped after attending gay club, The Abbey, in West Hollywood, for a listening party for the soundtrack to Hilton’s new film, ‘Repo: The Genetic Opera’.

Since dating Madden, Hilton has taken it upon herself to wear ripped tee, after ripped tee and messy hair in an attempt to not look look like such a hilariously out-of-place sh*t-stain, while hanging on Benji’s arm.

If I wore PVC leggings, didn’t bother to shower or bother to wash my hair, would that make me a bad girl?  No, just a fellow smelly, skank in sweaty, cheap leggings. But, at least I’d work it and have the good grace to look F.I.E.R.C.E. Hilton just looks like she is about to step onto the Broadway stage in a budget production of ‘Grease’!

[IMAGE CREDIT: tw/London Ent / Splash & Pacific Coast News]

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Epic Feetsies Hilton Acquired A New Friend

So sad and lonely was she, after she chewed up and spat out the genuine friend that was Nicole Richie, she actually launched a reality show to find a replacement!

According to Yahoo News:

Hilton, 27, the millionaire socialite, said some 300,000 Americans applied to take part in the reality series “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” (Best Friend Forever), which begins airing on September 30 on MTV.

The 16 women and two men selected to compete had to perform a series of challenges to be Hilton’s new BFF, including how to look hot on a rollercoaster and making a commercial for one of her fashion products. She has now picked a winner with whom she said she has struck up a real, off-screen friendship.

Now, not only sad, but how deluded is she?

Maybe believing her own hype, Feetsies claims that she is in lurve with her new BFF…

OK, well maybe not love, but she is claiming that she has really hit it off with the person that won “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF”.

Hilton claims the winner of the show is now more than a contestant, but someone who is trusted enough to be brought into the fold *shift those dirty thoughts, you!*

Hilton says:

“The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we’re really friends,” Paris Hilton told reporters. “We’ve been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now.”

Dude, I totally applied and failed to get on the show.

Apparently, going all ‘Single White Female‘ and trailing Feetsies every move – day and night – does not a winner make.

WTF?

If stalking following Epic Feetsies every collosall, ground-shaking footstep is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

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Epic Feetsies Hilton & Tats Madden Will Record Duet

Paris ‘EPIC Feetsies’ Hilton & her BF Joel ‘Tats McGee’ Madden will record a duet together according to new reports.

Epic Feetsies Hilton and Tats McGee Madden are on an unstoppable quest for musical world domination. Unpeturbed by the fact that Hilton’s only talent is being thin and naked (often at the same time), the pair soldier on.

According to Hollyscoop:

Paris had recently blogged about working on a new album, but we wanted to know if her rocker beau Benji Madden would be making a cameo in it.
Paris said, “Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”
So will there be a duet? Paris said, “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

Wonder what this epic fart of a song will sound like.

I am thinking a death-rattle put to a hip-hop beat, a Britney Spears (circa ’95) throwback, or a cheery Heidi Montag-like number.

Paris Hilton Sued For $75,000 Over Poor Movie Promotion

Paris Hilton has been sued by the producers of the 2006 shit flick ‘National Lampoon’s Pledge This!’.

Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. have filed a $75,000 lawsuit for damages against Hilton. They claim the usually nudie star was too much of a lazy old ‘ho-bag to bother promoting her own movie.

Hilton was paid $1 million and she even received *clears throat and tries not to laugh* an Executive Producer credit.

She allegedly didn’t hold up her end of the bargain and the project only made $1.5 million worldwide.

And, I repeat, she was paid $1 million, the movie made $1.5 mil and they are only suing for 75k… What school did these plebs go to that taught them maths like that?

According to the BBC:

Papers filed at the US District Court in Miami claim Hilton was paid $1m (£526,119) for her “acting services”. She was also expected to do “reasonable promotion and publicity” for the film.

Paris Hilton Is A Stan Lee Superhero

Paris Hilton has spoken in an interview about how she has created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is based on her.

The pair are making a cartoon together, along with MTV.

According to San Diego CityBeat, Hilton managed to string the following sentences together:

E: “If you could wake up with any super power, what would it be?”

P: “To be invisible—that would be fun.”

E: “What would your superhero name be?”

P: Actually, I’ve created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is [based on] me, and we’re doing a cartoon right now with MTV.”

Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Dig: Funny Or Die Video

Paris Hilton should stick to her day job… remind me, what is it exactly that she does again [Website – Amy Grindhouse]?

Hilton has made a parody video, in which she engages in a mock-presidential campaign.

The clip was intended as a dig at Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who likened Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

McCain campaign strategist, Steve Schmidt said:

“It’s beyond dispute that [Obama] has become the biggest celebrity in the world. But do the American people really want to elect the biggest celebrity in the world?”


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