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Paris Hilton: NYLON November 2008 Cover Girl & Video

Paris Hilton (and her sexi wandering eye) can be seen above as a NYLON magazine November 2008 – ‘The America Issue’ cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Also, those desperate to give their compooter screen an STD, should totally click to play the accompanying promotional video, too!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Nylon.com]

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Parasite Should Totally Be Fake President: Hilton’s Funny Or Die Video

Parasite Hilton is at it again… breaking her promise to be ‘Funny or Die’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Spreading, like herpes amongst drunken, horny teenagers, Hilton made the decision to inject herself into popular-culture, once more. This time, with a second ‘Paris Hilton For President’ video, via FunnyorDie.com.

In this new video, Hilton can be seen performing alongside, like, totally real-life pres. Martin Sheen.

OK, so he is not really the pres., but I wish he were, he would be wicked awesome!

Sheen, as you know, played President Josiah Bartlet on the long-running NBC political drama series ‘The West Wing’… so, that’s kind of like being a real President of Earth right?

Anyhoo… remember the first video, where the bikini-clad socialite campaigned to be fake president and then took pot-shots at John McCain? Well, in a cute STD-free twist to the tale, an elderly woman, named Betty, in the Hamptons, is auctioning off the (autographed) lounge chairs that Hilton used for the video. Check out the auction at eBay.com.

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Emo Twinsy Hilton Debuts New Single ‘My BFF’

Parasite Hilton and her magical vagina are poised to take the musical world by storm again, with the musical abortion that is the song, “My BFF” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Both emo-twinsy Hilton and her vagina were in good spirits as they debuted their new single, “My BFF,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today.

When discussing the song, Hilton said:

“This is a new song from my new record,” the 27-year-old hotel heiress shared. “I just wrote this song about best friends. Anyone can relate to it. Everyone will think of their best friend. It’s the theme song for my new show.”

As for the rest of her album, the star’s vagina revealed:

“I was really inspired by Kylie Minogue. I love her. I just love that European dance vibe. I wrote every song on the record. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek songs like ‘Plantinum Blond’ and ‘Paris for President’. And there’s more personal songs like ‘Jailhouse Baby’.”

Hilton’s show My New BFF, premieres TONIGHT @ 10PM ET/PT.

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L’Eau De Parasite

FINISH THIS SENTANCE, ”I think Parasite Hilton’s fifth fragrance, ‘Fairy Dust’, smells like _______________________ ” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Those of you who want to smell like skank sweat and ground-up Valtrex, ‘Fairy Dust’ hits stores in mid-October 2008.

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Emo Twinsies Enjoy A Night Out

Can someone please tell Parasite Hilton that wearing black, does not a bad-girl make [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Skank Lite Paris ‘Parasite’ Hilton can be seen in the image above being dragged away from the paps by her newly slimmed down fauxmance-partner Benji Madden.

The pair were snapped after attending gay club, The Abbey, in West Hollywood, for a listening party for the soundtrack to Hilton’s new film, ‘Repo: The Genetic Opera’.

Since dating Madden, Hilton has taken it upon herself to wear ripped tee, after ripped tee and messy hair in an attempt to not look look like such a hilariously out-of-place sh*t-stain, while hanging on Benji’s arm.

If I wore PVC leggings, didn’t bother to shower or bother to wash my hair, would that make me a bad girl?  No, just a fellow smelly, skank in sweaty, cheap leggings. But, at least I’d work it and have the good grace to look F.I.E.R.C.E. Hilton just looks like she is about to step onto the Broadway stage in a budget production of ‘Grease’!

[IMAGE CREDIT: tw/London Ent / Splash & Pacific Coast News]

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Epic Feetsies Hilton Acquired A New Friend

So sad and lonely was she, after she chewed up and spat out the genuine friend that was Nicole Richie, she actually launched a reality show to find a replacement!

According to Yahoo News:

Hilton, 27, the millionaire socialite, said some 300,000 Americans applied to take part in the reality series “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” (Best Friend Forever), which begins airing on September 30 on MTV.

The 16 women and two men selected to compete had to perform a series of challenges to be Hilton’s new BFF, including how to look hot on a rollercoaster and making a commercial for one of her fashion products. She has now picked a winner with whom she said she has struck up a real, off-screen friendship.

Now, not only sad, but how deluded is she?

Maybe believing her own hype, Feetsies claims that she is in lurve with her new BFF…

OK, well maybe not love, but she is claiming that she has really hit it off with the person that won “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF”.

Hilton claims the winner of the show is now more than a contestant, but someone who is trusted enough to be brought into the fold *shift those dirty thoughts, you!*

Hilton says:

“The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we’re really friends,” Paris Hilton told reporters. “We’ve been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now.”

Dude, I totally applied and failed to get on the show.

Apparently, going all ‘Single White Female‘ and trailing Feetsies every move – day and night – does not a winner make.

WTF?

If stalking following Epic Feetsies every collosall, ground-shaking footstep is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

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