First things first. No, I’m not under the impression that Paris Hilton has any style to speak of. However, some of her outfits over the last few days have been verging on the ridiculous. This one is not as clownish as her usual get-ups, but it’s still pretty bad. Hilton was spotted out and about [...]
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Nicole Richie Wishing Paris a Happy Birthday
This is past her birthday, UK time. But I gather in the US it’s still of an hour where sentient pile of STDs Paris Hilton would be celebrating her birthday.
I was a little surprised to see the two girls talk on Twitter. Mainly, as I didn’t think that engaged Nicole Richie and Hilton really spoke [...]
Paris Hilton is One Year Away from Turning 30
I thought this needed to have a slightly skewiff title, just to make a point. The point being that it’s Paris Hilton’s birthday today Wednesday February 17, 2010. The reality star is 29-years-old. As such, this is probably the last year she can legally get away with using the baby voice or acting like an [...]
Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties
Paris Hilton’s booty crack is back and taking over your Internets. Don’t worry this time you won’t be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras. Upon this instance of bending over and showing her nethers, she was promoting a new beer [...]
Paris Hilton Burglars: She’s a Stupid Easy Target
The burglars of Paris Hilton’s home are a rather thoughtful and observant bunch of criminals. The gang of teenagers, who robbed the home of Paris Hilton, are said to have targeted the heiress because they assumed she was dumb. Before you ask me, no, I have no idea why this is back in the news. [...]
Paris Hilton Requires Knee Pads to go Shopping
Paris Hilton is still with her man-friend Doug Reinhardt. The couple have managed to stay together for more than a dozen days straight. As such they win 10 Internets and a lifetimes supply of cherry flavour Valtrex. Hilton is using up her Internets already, she was spotted on the weekend spending her winnings on groceries [...]
Paris Hilton Accused of Stealing Shoe Design
Paris Hilton has been accused of stealing her fugly shoe designs from another company that makes fugly shoes. Bobo Hilton and her clown shoes are on sale for ridiculous prices, aimed at other women with giant clown feet. A shoe company called Gwyneth Shoes filed papers in Seattle last week, suing Bobo and accusing her [...]
