Angelina Jolie has belatedly responded to people/ peers/ the media mocking her right leg during the 2012 Academy Awards. Asked for her reaction, Jolie gave the GOOPY reply that she didn’t care so she’d ignored the negative media coverage (she’s known for not feeding into her own publicity): ‘I honestly didn’t pay attention to it. You know what I mean? I don’t watch those TV shows and if I go online and see something about myself, I don’t click on it. And the people I surround myself with don’t really talk about that kind of stuff. I heard something, but I didn’t pay any attention. It’s as simple as a being a woman picking a dress you like and having a night, and not really thinking about anything else.’
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The Vanity Fair 2012 Oscar Party Photo Booth
I found a bunch of things that weren’t titties while browsing Reddit this weekend, including these cute photo booth images taken at the Vanity Fair 2012 post-Oscar party. I don’t recognise some of the people since there were a lot of significant others, randoms, and shrapnel (I think some purse-holders got in the booth). I’ll say who I do recognize: Kristen Wiig, Emma Stone, Sofia Vergara, Cheryl Hines, Ginnifer Goodwin, Elizabeth Olsen, Amy Adams, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Maya Rudolph, Rashida Jones, Salma Hayek, Tina Fey, Olivia Mun, Terry Richardson, Zach Galifianakis, Seth Rogen, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, Diddy, Zoe Saldana, Steven Tyler, Shaun White, Regina King. 36 photos.
Can Steve Martin Get A Standing Ovation?
This is the one where I let Steve Martin impregnate me because the world needs funny as much as it needs people who can math (I can’t math), Idiocracy be damned. Here’s Martin, probably joking, in photos shared by Gwyneth Paltrow then he with the captions ‘Dude. Seriously. I love my life.’ and ‘I hate my life.’
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
GOOP Making Demands On The Notorious B.I.C.
The latest GOOP edict dictates that The Notorious B.I.C. become an entertainer. Which is moot because the baby is already in the record books as the youngest person in history to enter the Billboard charts. ‘She is going to be an entertainer,’ said Gwyneth Paltrow this weekend, as the newborn took Beyonce for a walk. ‘She just has this glow around her like her mother… She’s stunning. She has the most beautiful eyes.’ Adding, ‘Beyonce is doing great. She’s just a natural at being a mom.’ Below, because it came with a cape… a CAPE… included are more photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in white Tom Ford at this weekend’s Oscars.
Natalie Portman Wore Wedding Ring To Oscars?
It would appear that Natalie Portman and the Black Swan K-Fed, with whom she became preggo shortly before last year’s Best Actress Academy Award win, announced their marriage on the 2012 Oscars red carpet (in front of over one billion viewers). I didn’t notice during my photo editing, and this kind of thing usually goes over my head until the marriage certificate leaks to TMZ.com, but the couple were wearing what appeared to be wedding rings in addition to Portman’s engagement ring. People and Us Weekly both point out that Portman wore a new band, in addition to her engagement ring, on the red carpet and on stage. And Benjamin Millepied also wore a ring on the correct finger. Included are Portman’s prom-looking red chiffon silk Christian Dior Couture dress and BSFK.
2012 Academy Awards Red Carpet Photos
I actually watched the Academy Awards last night, on a whim, for the first time in years. Hence the belated posting since it would have been too laboured to multi-task posting about the red carpet while watching the live stream. However, I don’t have much of an opinion on the red carpet or the ceremony since it was good but tepid. Aside from a contrived stunt from Sacha Baron Cohen, not too much happened on the red carpet. People arrived in 20s-theme, art deco, and jewel tones. Meaning, again, everyone wore the same outfit. There were some stand-outs: Michelle Williams in red Louis Vuitton, Angelina Jolie’s bones in black Atelier Versace, GOOP in white Tom Ford. Billy Crystal hosted and did the job without incident and without boring anyone. Jolie hosted with her legs apart and her bones thrust towards the camera while doing her best phone sex voice (and WTF with her boney arms???). Neither Brad Pitt nor George Clooney won Best Actor. Good. And everyone French won ALL THE AWARDS. Below are the carpet highlights, since editing photos of the shrapnel would rob me of the will to live.





