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Miley Cyrus Naked Photo Leak Revealed as FAKE

The supposed naked photo of Miley Cyrus has been revealed as fake. Sorry, single straight male reader, who spent the last 10 hours using it as a masturbatory aid. You were jerking off to a nobody. A NOBODY! The person who originated the story made it up, then released another story announcing the whole thing as a fake. It was suspected from the start that the image, showing a woman from only the neck down, was a fraud. The naysayers were 100% correct. It’s not even Photoshop, I don’t think. It’s an outright fake posed for by someone who fancies themselves as a Cyrus lookalike. The originator of the story admits it’s a ‘random 19-year-old girl from London who goes around taking all sorts of photos telling guys she is a Miley look-a-like.’ So, all that fun MS Painting a diagram ‘proving’ it was Cyrus was time wasted. Imagine that.

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Miley Cyrus Nude Leaked Cell Phone Pictures?

Miley Cyrus nude cell phone pictures have allegedly been leaked today, ones claiming to be newly taken. It’s not like Cyrus is a stranger to posing for creepy pictures and sexting nudes/ semi-nudes/ alleged blowjob photos of herself or whatever. But, at this stage, the photos are just alleged. There are clothed pictures, in which you can clearly see Cyrus’ face. And there’s one nude of a young woman whose face is cut out of the picture. According to some sources, Cyrus’ purse was allegedly stolen at an LA party she hosted, at her new home, over the weekend. It is further alleged that Cyrus’ purse contained her iPhone and camera and pictures are now starting to leak because of that. I call shenanigans, as a certain image board tries to prove these newly-leaked photos are 100% real; as though anyone can’t buy thrift store gingham and an iPhone.

Gossip Cop calls shenanigans too, claiming, ‘the person pictured is a bit thinner. More importantly, the individual in the photo is missing a key piece of evidence; Cyrus’ tattoo that reads Just Breathe beneath her left breast.’ The clothed pictures are shown below, as is a heavily-censored version of the leaked nude (if real, it was supposedly taken before she turned 18).

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Kirsten Dunst Discusses Shower Oral Sex Scene

Kirsten Dunst managed not to mangle her co-star’s junk with her deranged teeth. The actress has a scene in her forthcoming movie that includes a prelude to a shower blowjob. Speaking to Vanity Fair, the January 2011 issue for which Johnny Depp covers, Dunst speaks about her role in All Good Things alongside co-star Ryan Gosling. ‘What happens is, I come into the shower with Ryan, and for my character, it’s a smart ploy,’ she told the magazine’s website. ‘What happened in the shower scene, she comes in and we start making out, and I gesture that I’m going to go down on him. And then I do.’ Asked whether it felt tacked-on, she replied, ‘It’s [my character's] gesture of coming into the shower and making him feel good, and in doing so, trying to get what she wanted. So I thought it was appropriate.’ I don’t recall hearing any stories of Gosling’s junk getting caught anywhere untoward, so either Dunst wore a mouthguard or they shot this the boring way (cutting off before the good stuff). The scene is cut from the main feature, so people will have to wait until the DVD to screencap and leak those. However, Dunst will also go nude in her next film, Melancholia. Pictures show Kirsten Dunst at the All Good Things premiere, NY on December 1.

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Miley Cyrus Nude Playboy Spread Won’t Happen

Miley Cyrus‘ nude Playboy pictures are going to continue to exist only in the mind of her fan(s), for the time being. Despite enthusiastic reporting to the contrary this week, Cyrus will likely not be posing naked for the men’s magazine. This week, we learnt from an interview with Hugh Hefner that he would be interested to have Cyrus pose for his magazine. When asked by Fox News whether ‘any offers were on the table’ for Cyrus to appear in the pages of Playboy, Hefner replied, ‘The simple answer is she is the one that you and all the other readers would like to see.’ Hefner noted further that it depends who the hot person of the moment is. For now, it’s Cyrus. This is not a big shock, since she turned 18-years-old this week (making it that much less interesting to track her assorted whorish behaviours). People expect her to follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera who both posed topless/ nude for Rolling Stone soon after they were of age. It wouldn’t be shocking. And, it’s nothing we’ve not seen before. Really; we’re one ‘accidental’ crotch shot away from seeing all her parts. Anyhow, according to Gossip Cop, ‘Cyrus is not going to take it off for Playboy’. Though, let’s face it, when the inevitable drug habit sets in and she’s got mouths to feed, she’ll need the money enough to do anything.

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Anne Hathaway & Jake Gyllenhaal Nude Scenes

The nudity/ naked sex scenes between Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal, from Love and Other Drugs, have leaked online. The movie’s scenes have been pretty much the only talking point for the pair, in just about every interview from Vogue to Entertainment Weekly. We all know, at this point, that Hathaway and Gyllenhaal have multiple sex scenes and scenes in which they’re nude. Moreover, Hathaway is walking around naked a lot, and in one scene whips out her boob at the doctor’s office, in front of Gyllenhaal. The film is in theaters and some one crafty with an iPhone or something filmed it and cropped together the scenes in which the actors take off their clothes. The result: stills of Hathaway’s boobs and the realisation that Gyllenhaal has no underwear on in one scene. He’s shown from the torso down, prompting speculation that he’s using a body / d**k-double; but, SOME ONE’S penis may be on show. It’s blink-and-you’ll miss it, but at 00:20 into the montage, we see a naked Hathaway crawling up dude’s legs to his junk area. It may be nothing but shadow, it may be dude’s leg (yes, really… the footage is grainy, for obvious reasons, so it’s hard to tell), but when I’m dry humping my pillow tonight I’m going to choose to believe that was his penis.

Courtney Love’s Half-Naked Twitter Pictures

Courtney Love has been back crack-tweeting for some weeks, after briefly quitting in October. She should have stayed off, as she doesn’t seem to be able to stop herself crack-stripping and sharing dozens of pictures of herself undressing. The first week of October, Love complained that a topless picture of her was never meant to be seen by the public. She meant to send them to ‘a boyfriend’, in a direct message, and was angry that people saw her almost naked. We were angry about seeing her semi-naked too, needless to say. I have no idea of her logic, this time around. As her most recent tweets were sent with no messages to go with them. She’s basically done the same thing again and ruined every one’s eyes a second time. If you want your eyes ruined, see below.

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