The story keeps changing and at this point it’s pretty cumbersome to fill in the gaps in this account, but here goes. It was originally reported by TMZ.com that the ring of hackers who accessed the Gmail accout of Vanessa Hudgens in order to leak nudes of her did the same to the emails/ cells/ and mobile devices of 50 celebrities, all of whom were women. Today, adding to a report from Friday, the list is broadened still; it’s no longer ’50 celebrities,’ it’s ‘over 100 active email addresses of celebrities, politicians and sports stars.’ Whatever, at this point. So long as they leak. Fap folders don’t compile themselves. Moreover, you may be interested to know, the reported nude of Scarlett Johansson was posted online last week. No one posted it elsewhere, of course. But I’ve seen a poorly censored version. It shows her with a towel hanging down to expose the back part of her body as she looks at herself nude in the mirror. In any case, there are more names to add to the list of those whose emails were compromised and images stolen: ‘Natalie Portman (Oscar winner for Black Swan), Lindsey Vonn (Gold medal skier in 2010), and Carly Patterson (all-around Gold in gymnastics in 2004).’ TMZ adds, ‘We’re also told Dianna Agron from Glee has been targeted as well. And a prominent 17-year-old actress was also hacked… though we’re not releasing her name.’ Any guesses as to the 17-year-old? I don’t follow tween things, so I’d have no idea (Previous report here detailing other hacked women).
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Nudes Hacked From Scarlett Johansson’s Cell?
I would have missed this, as it was a footnote in a story about Vanessa Hudgens crying moar about the dozen or so nude pictures she took in 2007-2009 being leaked every time she prepares to release a movie. Okay, first things first…
Hudgens, and a bunch of other people, already admitted to the media that their nudes, hacked from personal devices/ emails, were real. Hudgens met with law enforcement today to discuss increasingly-intimate photos hacked from her Gmail account (my guess, her email address is pap.smears.rock@gmail.com). TMZ.com reports that as many as 50 celebrities may have had their personal pictures hacked, with tracks leading back to one main ringleader who’s coordinating what will become your 2012 fap folder. The FBI is conducting an investigation, because of the hacking and Hudgens’ insistence she was underage in some of the pictures (I still call b.s., as there’s no proof… it feels like a quick way to compel people to take the pictures down). The Internet ring has sold some of the photos and video they acquired illegally; TMZ says, basically, it was for LULZ not the money.
Oh, a TMZ source says that Scarlett Johansson is one of the people targeted. Moreover, a nude picture was hacked from her iPhone. So, we can probably expect to see that soon. And then have those boobs removed from the web too.
Christina Hendricks Topless for Firefly in 2002
Christina Hendricks’s breasts have method acted as breasts in things aside from Mad Men. Who knew? We’ve already seen her posing in a bikini with a slimmer frame and a smaller chest for Playboy in 1999. Below is video of Hendricks acting in Firefly, for which she guest starred in two episodes during its one season run. (more…)
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New Leaked Pictures Of Vanessa Hudgens Naked
Vanessa Hudgens is still posting pictures of her clitoris on the Internet, because sharing images of herself bent into positions best left in the gynecologist’s office only once makes a mock of your faps. I wasn’t going to give this its own post, because I already added it to today’s Snax, after seeing the photos on my buddy’s site. However, I wanted to address the leak of these images on March 14, because, well, they’re probably not going to be up for long, as aggressive as I know Hudgens’ lawyers to be. So, I’m going to describe some of them so their vaginal legacy can live on through my words (just like my crack addiction). There were a bunch of images leaked online a few hours ago, in which we can see someone I am pretty sure is the former High School Musical actress posing naked. Moreover, she’s not just naked. In one shot, she’s actually splayed out into what I’m calling ‘The Cassie.’ In that image, her junk’s censored, but I’m going to lazily assume without using Google Image Fap ™ that there are uncensored versions of her girl parts out there somewhere. Hudgens can be seen in three further photos kissing some girl(s) on the lips; I can’t tell if it’s the same girl, to be honest. DrunkenStepfather.com claims it’s one girl: ‘[Nickelodeon's] Alexa Nikolas.’ Hudgens is groping the breast of the girl, who’s wearing only a bra, in one picture. In three other images Hudgens is topless, but appears to be wearing nude-colour panties. In those she is licking and biting her lips while looking at the camera. She’s holding her own camera, so these were taken on her cell or camera rather than a webcam. No word on why these were taken or how they were leaked. I’m guessing after they’re yanked, she’ll cry moar about being hacked. Though it’s at least the third time this has happened.
Naked Pictures of Britney Spears May Be Leaked
A former bodyguard of Britney Spears has threatened to leak explicit naked pictures of the singer. Fernando Flores was in the media, last year, claiming that he had been sexually harassed by Spears; news to which several outlets responded, alarmingly, that he should have been grateful to have a female boss walking around naked exposing her genitals at every opportunity, ignoring the dichotomy of the situation were the sexes swapped. Well, Flores is still running to The Sun UK newspaper about working with Spears. The 29-year-old former policeman claims he will use the images as evidence in his multi-million lawsuit against the singer; as such, those nudes, assuming they exist, would become public. Someone claiming to be a friend of Flores, who also claims to have seen the images, says, ‘They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans.’ Adding, ‘Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis.’ Describing the alleged images, the ‘friend’ says, ‘Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.’ This could explain why Spears wanted the case kept private although her lawyer explained that away, ‘there is a possibility that Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information.’
Chris Brown Naked Sext Message Picture Leaks
Chris Brown sext messaged a picture of his malnourished penis to someone with whom he was hoping to share it. I wouldn’t usually post about him, for several reasons. But even the worst penises make everything better at the end of an extremely long week. I was just on my homegirl’s website and she’d posted an uncensored video of Brown completely naked. That video showed Brown with hair he only dyed blond on/around February 28… five DAYS ago. I’m not even going to bother trying to work out this guy’s thinking; trying to get back his worthless career, then whining about pictures of how he hurt Rihanna leaking before the release of his album which were soon followed by the picture of the ‘Boo-Boo On His Wip’ that was the only injury he sustained that night. Nor can I rationalise why someone that famous would take and sext a picture of his penis to what I can only assume is some random woman he was hoping to bang (as did Kanye West, who later admitted the naked pictures of him were real). I can’t post the photo because it’ll anger Penis Lite ™ and you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.






