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FBI Statement About Scarlett Johansson Hacking

The FBI has confirmed its involvement in investigating the hacking of Scarlett Johansson and other celebrities. The photos that are being shared today are the same ones I saw on a message board in March. Johansson phoned the FBI this morning because apparently she’s new to the Internet and she has no idea these have been shared for over six months. FBI spokesperson Laura Eimiller confirmed their involvement in the case of celebrities taking pictures of their T&A and then feigning shock when they leak. Reads a statement: ‘The FBI confirms we are investigating computer intrusions of high profile figures… People are asking what we mean by ‘computer’ intrusions. This might be too traditional a term at this point, but, by computer we mean any computer, laptop, phone or other device on which personal information can be accessed online.’ Becoming indignant, she adds, ‘We’re also getting questions about whether the FBI has anything better to do than worry about celebrities. That is answered with: The nature of work in which the victim engages is irrelevant when a federal violation is reported.’

Incidentally, I’ve been online most of the day and Internet Detectives have looked at the EXIF data for Johansson’s pictures. The cell was a BlackBerry 9000, which seems to match the photos. The photos were taken on the same phone. The last edit date is 11 months ago. Her hideous wrist tattoo matches. The room’s wallpaper seems to match that of her house, as does the room’s layout.

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Hulk Hogan & The Nude Photo Of Brooke Hogan

Hulk Hogan married a clone of his daughter who paparazzi agencies still can’t identify properly. Because marrying Not Brooke ™/ Jennifer McDaniel wasn’t that creepy, since they’re totes not even related, the former wrestler set his sights on the real thing. THREESOME FTW! These photos show Hulk and Brooke Hogan on August 11 at the Women In Cages Exhibit to benefit PETA held at Cafeina Lounge in Miami, FL. Basically, everyone needs to be naked for PETA because titties are the world’s cure-all (nipples cured my insufferable migraines). And 23-year-old Brooke Hogan was naked and posing in/ with a cage. 15 pictures show the same event as Hulk celebrated his 58th birthday with his second wife and his daughter.

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Nicki Minaj Boob Slip On Good Morning America

Nicki Minaj had a nipple slip, live, on Good Morning America. I literally pay no attention to Minaj 99% of the time because she’s just not a relevant part of what makes up my day. But boobs are a relevant part of everyone’s day. And so here are Minaj’s censored nipples (sorry, but uncensored nipples make the baby Jesus cry). The rapper performed live on Good Morning America this morning and for what must have been an eternity, judging by these photos, she danced around with the better part of her whole left breast hanging out of her costume top. She eventually realised, and hurriedly ushered her breast back in, Janet Jackson-style. Of course, the Parents Television Council is sh**ting blood at GMA for broadcasting this whole thing, including the slip, to the east coast. PTC spokesperson Tim Winter tells TMZ.com ‘For the umpteenth time in recent memory a morning news show has included inappropriate content for children and families. Instead of asking for forgiveness, they need to stop apologizing and implement the five second delay that so many Americans have been calling for.’

ABC had a five-second delay on Good Morning America, for all the good it did. And they’re sorry, ‘Although we had a five-second delay in place for the Nicki Minaj concert on GMA , the live East Coast feed of the concert regrettably included certain fleeting images of the performer that were taken out of later feeds of the broadcast in other time zones. We are sorry that this occurred.’

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Ryan Kwanten Full-Frontal Nude Photo Is Fake

…says a spokesperson who used the Not Blake ™ nudes as an example of recent fakes. SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS! Earlier today, a couple of photos ‘leaked’ and my eyes glazed over. The poorly-Photoshopped nudes of some model from a 90s Sears catalogue were just Kwanten’s head on some dude’s body. It was poor workmanship, IMO. Didn’t look real. And I’m not just saying that because one photo with a banana penis was especially disappointing. Well, the ‘leaks’ were fakes. There’s no statement, but the rep tells Us Weekly the photos aren’t real.

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The Blake Lively Nude Thing Won’t Go Away

Nearly one day after the story broke and a denial had been issued to Celebuzz.com and others, TMZ.com claims to have ‘exclusive’ information on the fake Blake Lively nudes. I don’t even know what to make of this. I found out about the story a little late. About one hour late. As I was nursing a headache when a reader fed me the tip to cheer me up (which it did, incidentally). Well over 12 hours after the nudes leaked, TMZ declared the photos fake. Only, we knew that already. ‘Sources with intimate knowledge of the actress’ physical features tell TMZ it’s simply NOT Blake’s body and there are definitive markers proving the pics are fake,’ says the website, weirdly ignoring the plainly-worded statement of denial already issued by Lively’s rep. They then posted photos of Lively using the same phone and case from 2008. Okay, sure. But other people posted those too already. I didn’t post them yet, so here you go. The phone’s common, but less commonly-used with that case. But it’s not like someone couldn’t have seen the 2008 photos and bought the same cover. It wouldn’t be that hard. I just think whoever Photoshopped the fakes has an eye for detail.

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Danielle Staub Already Quit Job As A Stripper

Danielle Staub cashed in on her dirty pillows by taking up a three-year-long paid job as a stripper. It was reported the 48-year-old was hired to perform as a stripper for Scores Gentleman’s Club, sometimes performing live on camera and sometimes posing for their website. I don’t really know to what end she signed the contract if she was going to quit after one week. I think it’s some convoluted attempt to keep her name in the media as she gears up for her reality show with Heidi Montag. There are better ways of getting the attention that don’t require you to strip naked. And she could have quit before having more than a dozen photos taken dancing around a pole. It feels like the world’s most depressing publicity stunt that may have backfired spectacularly. Because we didn’t hear her the first time, Staub has brought up alleged childhood abuse as the root of her problems and says she quit so she could seek psychological help. That’s the same reason she claimed to have been a stripper the first time and part of the reason she had such a bad reputation with the other women on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Claiming that she was ‘coaxed’ into signing the deal by her management, Staub claims to have ‘sought out’ Dr. Drew Pinsky for assistance since walking away from her deal. ‘My low self-esteem derived from childhood sexual abuse has messed with my mind and self-worth, and over the years I thought about getting help but pushed it deep into the depths of denial’ she says. ‘For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure… Seeing how I have hurt myself and my family this time, I can no longer push it behind me.’