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Kristen Stewart ‘Really Proud’ of Topless Scene

May 31st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Apparently Kristen Stewart spends a bunch of time naked in On The Road including scenes of a threesome and jacking off two randoms. About which people are clutching their pearls because there’s no parental filter on the Inter Tubes and ‘I CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT TO MY KID.’ And people are getting really excited since, I guess, her fan base hasn’t seen breasts before. Asked about the reaction, Stewart says it’s really tedious that the audience is hyped to look at leaked, grainy photos of her boobs because we’re ‘predictable’ although she’s ‘proud’ of her girls because I guess they’re perky. She told E! News: ‘People are really predictable. I completely expected that. I can’t say it’s not a little bit jarring, but it’s jarring in the right way. I wanted it to be. I’m really proud of it.’

Kate Upton Dancing In A Bikini To Cat Daddy

May 2nd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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There’s some random song and random dance about which I don’t care because BOOBIES. Moreover, the video is below along with the rest of Kate Upton’s shoot in Uncle Terry’s home studio (I’m guessing, and it’s too bright to be a basement). So let’s pretend these are real words I’m going to type down here rather than mashing the keyboard with my fist because it’s been about a year since I typed comprehensible prose underneath giant breasts. I know better.

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Miley Cyrus: Will She Quit Hollywood?

Apr 9th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Refusing to concede that it’s a bad idea to wear a mini dress and no panties, Miley Cyrus is reportedly feigning shock at this weekend’s upskirt photo in which she’s leaving class at Windsor Pilates without any underwear (The Superficial links the photos… I figure she left yoga in her car, April  7, and flashed her shaved… uhuh… beav, then went home to put on the shorts visible in the photos where she’s later riding her bike). She could have suffered the VPL, or worn a thong/ g-string/ seamless panties. Instead, she went to Pilates after which she changed into a mini and didn’t put on underwear. She chose to leave without wearing underwear. She got in her car, and of course, like she wanted, they got a crotch shot. Let’s not pretend this wasn’t planned. Just like her wearing sheer shirts and no bra with her dish plate nips showing. Except her boyfriend’s reportedly pissy that everyone’s seen his girlfriend’s crotch, so she’s pretending to be upset. A source tells HollywoodLife.com: ‘He is legitimately baffled at the [paparazzi] and is disgusted they will go to those lengths to get a shot like that. She is telling him that as long as they don’t really mention [the scandal] that it will go away. There is nothing they can do about it now. [Although] is very embarrassed that the paps got the shot, and even went that far for it.’ In response to the paps following her last week, Cyrus tweeted: ‘Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today.’ I can’t post it, but the photo is linked here.

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Lauren Conrad Topless For Glamour May 2012

Apr 3rd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Conflating gratuitous flesh with body-confidence as do her peers, here’s former star of MTV’s The Hills Lauren Conrad for Glamour May 2012. Conrad tells the magazine she now has the confidence to go topless, when real confidence would still be apparent if she were to wear a bra. Whatever. She’s half-naked and discussing body issues because Glamour is on a trajectory to becoming Cosmo.

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Ray J Denies Making Whitney Houston Sex Tape

Mar 22nd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Because the tabloids were all out of ideas this week, Star Magazine (with a fake Jennifer Lopez wedding story on the cover) suggested in a nebulously-worded story that, in theory, tapes of Whitney Houston and Ray J could exist just because he made one with Kim Kardashian. And that it could leak because the aforementioned leaked. Moreover, it’s assumed, were this the case, the family would be mad about it. A source claims Ray J has ‘a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos,’ adding that ‘[Whitney's family have] been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out. They explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down. They’ve basically told him, ‘Name your price.’ But Ray is stalling so far because he knows he sitting on a gold mine.’ Then it devolves into further supposition, continuing: ‘[Whitney] adored Ray. She loved doting on him, and she would have done anything he asked; including make a sex tape.’ However, Ray J ran to TMZ.com to deny basically extorting money from the estate with the threat of a release since he claims there are no tapes. His rep says: ‘The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true… There is no sex tape.’

Sofia Vergara: Latinas Are ‘More Fun’ In Bed

Mar 20th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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With that being a very close paraphrase from Sofia Vergara’s interview with Esquire April 2012, I’m going to make this an overtly perfunctory effort, because I’m years into the realisation that were I to declare underneath a picture of giant breasts (a giant picture of breasts?) that I’ve really had a penis all this time no one’s going to stop mentally motor-boating long enough to pay attention.

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That Leaked Photo Is Not Christina Hendricks

Mar 5th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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It’s a sad day for breasts everywhere because there’s a second denial about this weekend’s photo leak. Sources claim the purported Olivia Munn nude is some random with the same body type, although Munn is yet to comment. And now Christina Hendricks has issued a denial about the boob photo people assumed was her (uh, yeah, there’s a reason I didn’t post that). Confirming some of the other photos are real, like where she’s at home, without make-up and barely dressed, Hendricks’ rep tells TMZ.com her cell phone was hacked recently. However, the close-up of the woman’s bare breasts is not Hendricks. It’s another random woman with a magnificent rack. Hendricks doesn’t know who hacked her cell phone but authorities have been alerted and an investigation is underway.

Leaked Cell Photos: Christina Hendricks & More

Mar 5th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Two days ago, a list appeared on an adult website asking people whom they would like to see n00d if they had a celebrity wish list with the promise to deliver. With the OP not delivering the whole weekend, respondents in the thread started posting photos from their own wish lists. And at some point late Saturday, a bunch of photos were posted purporting to be Christina Hendricks as hacked from her cell. Including shots from the neck down of a woman exposing her bare breasts, photos from what may have been the 2010 New York Magazine shoot, and a woman who appears to be Hendricks at home wearing nothing but a nude tee pulled right down over her crotch. Other photos show what purports to be January Jones in the white underwear worn in X-Men: First Class, also taken from the neck down. Another shows Hayden Panettiere lifting her skirt while standing next to Paris Hilton. Some of the most explicit photos purport to be Olivia Munn; some clothed, some bikini, some uncensored nudes. The clothed photos are annotated with the annoying Skitch text she uses on her Twitter pictures and the notes appear to be addressed to ex-boyfriend Chris Pine whom she dated around 2009. I’m not dumb enough to post the leaked photos since 1) the authenticity of several photos is questionable 2) I WILL NOT CEASE & DESIST (fuckthepolice.jpeg) but there are a mix of real and fake images floating around.

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