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Lady GaGa Police Tape Outfit Twitter Picture

Lady GaGa is getting really rather good at this attention-seeking lark.

If she’s not flashing her bare ass in the London cold, she’s posing in nothing but popo tape and sharing that picture on Twitter. I should imagine that a healthy smattering of GaGa’s fans are not actually old enough to be gainfully employed. So, I guess it doesn’t matter that this picture is barely suitable for work. That’s how that works, right? Otherwise it would just be weird that the teaser image suggests we’ll be treated to more shots of GaGa’s oh-so womanly vagina.

The pic is further promo for single Telephone, rumoured for a March 8 release.

Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape May Exist Too

There is an alleged sex tape starring The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa, which is being shopped around to the highest bidder in the porn community. She’s pretty, blonde, and in the media for perhaps lacking some sense and not displaying the best judgement. So, yeah, a sex tape from Papa could be a possibility. At this point it isn’t a situation where we are treated to stills, like the Carmen Electra sex tape, or an over-produced promo like the Shauna Sand sex tape. It’s a sex tape in name and rumour alone, but according to TMZ a tape is being shopped to a variety of XXX companies all over L.A., including LiveJasmin.com.

We spoke to Kevin Blatt, a rep from the website, who tells us he saw the tape and “it’s definitely Rozlyn.” Blatt claims the tape features Rozlyn performing “one sexual act with a well-endowed gentleman.” A rep for Papa tells TMZ the reality star has, “no knowledge of any tape.” [TMZ]

For those who don’t speak celeb-ese, that means there may or may not be a sex tape. The rep was clever enough to side-step the issue altogether. Until they can verify its existence and who is actually on the tape, let alone that it’s Papa, her camp is admitting nothing. This is a wise move, they better hope it’s not her.

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Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties

Paris Hilton’s booty crack is back and taking over your Internets. Don’t worry this time you won’t be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras. Upon this instance of bending over and showing her nethers, she was promoting a new beer in Brazil. She was wearing a sheer dress, through which we could see her black underwear. I’m so thrilled she’s wearing any underwear, I can’t even go there.

Paris Hilton, who turns 29-years-old on Wednesday, and her man-friend, Doug Reinhardt, was drunkenly dancing around while promoting a new Brazilian beer called Devassa; Devassa being the slang word for sexy, in Portuguese.

Check out more pictures of her shaking her skanky booteh, and her thong.

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Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape for Lamar Odom?

Ew. Ew. And ew. What the heck was I posting about? Oh yeah. This is the week of Kardashian TMI. Yesterday morning Khloe Kardashian shared with her Twitter followers that her sister had sampled her own breast milk. Now she has really gone and shared things best left as sisterly gossip. Or, not said at all.

On this Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian and a friend discuss gift ideas for Lamar Odom. Rather than do the same as I, and just wrap up all the junk around her house/ wrap all the half-full condiments at the back of the cupboard, Kardashian suggested in front of the camera that a solo sex tape would be the way to go. Their conversation went as follows.

  • Khloe said: “Like a solo sex tape, like masturbation.”
  • Her friend halted the idea of seeing Khloe diddle herself on camera, saying: “I am not going to video tape you, masturbating.”
  • Khloe responded: “It could be like this”, as she held out one hand like she was holding a camera and the other covering her eyes. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

Any kind of sex that doesn’t result in her husband and her having 6foot-tall Shrek babies is semi-fine with me… So long as I don’t have to hear about it.

The video of Khloe Kardashian sharing more than needs to be shared, below.

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Megan Fox Armani Underwear TV Advert Video


Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, in this commercial.

Megan Fox’s Armani women’s underwear commercial has been released. The advert involves lots of Fox pulling her best black and white duck face, and artsy close-ups of obscure parts of her body. The 23-year-old actress was picked to replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the campaign, while Cristiano Ronaldo replaced David Beckham as the face of Armani men’s underwear. This is kind of unoriginal and uninspired but considering they prolly could have gotten away with 32-seconds of just shots of her boobs, I guess this is actually fairly good.

If you’d like a reminder of Megan Fox’s Armani underwear campaign, see below.

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Channing Tatum Stripper Moves on Ellen Show

Channing Tatum clearly doesn’t give a damn that the Internet Mafia never forgets, and that everyone in the media found out about his stripper past. The actor, married to actress/ dancer Jenna Dewan, was a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show airing today Wednesday February 10, 2010. The 29-year-old was asked about his past as the world’s least sexy stripper and he said that although he was not proud of his past, he was not going to act ashamed of it either.

Tatum then gave the chat-show host a sample of his old moves; after which she said she wished she had a dollar to keep his inflated, out-of-shape frame dancing for her. He retorted that the bootay poppin’ was on the house.

You can have a reminder of Tatum’s stripper moves, or his former-hot bod.

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