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Tila Tequila is still Underdressed and Bent Over

Tila Tequila went on a shopping trip, where I don’t think she actually bought anything. She was half-naked, she wore a dress that looked like a cat had been at it, with only a thong underneath. I’ll just say there was far more flesh than dress. Oh, and hooker heels (no bump though). I’m loathe to write about this, but sometimes I feel the need to be cruel and inflict certain things on my readers.

What has been seen cannot be unseen. So I’m gonna be a horrid bish and force these wretched photos upon you. Look at them… LOOK at them, I tell you. I nearly called this post: WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!, as Tequila is barely dressed and a little kid can be seen looking at her in the bottom pic.

Check out a gallery courtesy of TMZ. Tequila is making a total ass out of herself.

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Audrina Patridge’s Side Boob is Hanging Out

Audrina Patridge doesn’t seem to want to cover up her breasts. This may upset some of you, but be strong. Since she goes to such little effort to cover her enhanced mammaries, the least we can do is point and laugh every time she leaves the house with her side boob hanging out. It’s what Jesus would do.

Pictures below show Audrina Patridge at the beach in Venice, California on March 22, 2010. Patridge was taking part in a photo shoot playing volleyball.

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Kendra Wilkinson Won’t Pose For Playboy Again

Kendra Wilkinson is over flashing her goodies to her far-older pimp daddy, and she’s over flashing her goodies in Playboy magazine. The new mother of baby Hank Baskett Jr. tells Radar that she’s done shaking her tatas just to keep her lights on. Done, you hear me. The bills will just have to be paid some other way.

“I’m a mother now,” Kendra told Radar Online.com as she launched her SoBe Lifewater March Madness promotional tour.  She’s been busy since having the baby and moving into a new house with her hubby, pro football player Hank Baskett. “Of course I’m not going to quit my whole life but my Playboy days are done,” she told RadarOnline.com. Kendra made her Playboy debut with Holly Madison and Bridget Marquedt when they were Hef’s girlfriends and lived in the Mansion with the mag’s founder. [Radar]

Pics of Kendra Wilkinson at the premiere of The Bounty Hunter in NY, Mar. 16.

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Stacey Dash Will Eff on the First Date, Swallow

Stacey Dash gave an incredibly sexually-charged radio interview with Jamie Foxx. In the interview Dash spoke very candidly about her man troubles, and why she has found it so hard to keep onto a man even though she’s so ridiculously hot this post may spontaneously combust shortly after going live. The 44-year-old actress reveals that she makes it a point to have sex on the first date and then leave your ass. Also, she seems like the hot, Black, female version of Ross from Friends with her divorces (she’s divorcing her third husband). The audio (with annoying W.S.H.H. branding repeated throughout) can be summed up as follows:

  • She’s been married 3 times (she’s divorcing her third husband),
  • She won’t marry a guy unless “the sex is good”,
  • Her approach to marriage? “I sleep with you on the first date, you say marry me, I say yes”,
  • She will swallow “only if she loves you.”

See below for the interview, with an equally NSFW visual to go along with it.

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom iChat Sex

Get your vomit bags out, this one’s a winner. Khloe Kardashian isn’t backwards about coming forwards, as it were. Kardashian revealed on Lopez Tonight that she and husband Lamar Odom have shaved-Wookiee-sex with each other using iChat, the instant messaging service, whenever they have to spend time apart.

I assume Odom is less than thrilled. I guess he uses time away from his wife to do things like shave his back, and remove clumps of hair from awkward places. No such luck. His wife insists that they have hairy, hairy sex across my beloved Internets. I wish they wouldn’t. My Internets has never done anything to them.

Odom went on to add that the couple uses the iChat to contact each other as much as possible. Kardahsian says she always tries to look good when iChatting, as the service has audio/video and screen-sharing capabilities as well as text.

“We do our things to keep it sexy. We use iChat – but I call it iBoning,” Khloe said. “We’re married, you gotta make it fun. He’s on the road and if I’m in Miami, we still gotta see each other.” [Music Rooms]

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story Music Rooms, via Anything Hollywood.

Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape May Have Been Released

The sex tape that purports to be of The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa has been released. There were rumours, last month, that Papa had filmed more than one sex tape. On these tapes she was alleged to have been performing a sex act on an unidentified man. There is no 100% proof or confirmation that it is Papa on the tape. Her rep claims that Papa is not aware that such a tape exists (which is, frankly, a semi-admission of guilt… what the heck does their statement even mean anyways). The tape shows someone, as yet to be identified for sure, who looks like Papa according to TMZ, on her knees and putting her back into it.

A sex tape starring Bachelor reject Rozlyn Papa, allegedly, has made its way onto the Internet. It happens to end just like the Bachelor finale… with someone on their knees. The short tape, which features a woman certainly resembling Rozlyn performing a sexual act on a sizable gentleman just popped up on the website PornHub.com. [TMZ]


‘Cos I got the song stuck in my head: Ice Cube U Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It)

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