I’m sure you’ll all be thrilled to know that any ambiguity around women’s sex object status has been cleared up. According to woman-pimping porn-pedaling octogenarian Hugh Hefner, who spoke to NY Daily News about his new documentary entitled Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel, women are sex objects. He also discusses his love of different [...]
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JWoww Don’t Need No Steenkin’ Belly Button
There was talk after people saw Lindsay Lohan in GQ Germany about the actress’s belly button going to jail days before the star herself. The area of her stomach is notably missing in one of her photos and it moves up and down her stomach in others. The one in which it’s missing, the cover, [...]
Pamela Anderson for PETA. You Know the Drill.
Here’s the latest animal rights campaign from PETA, starring Pamela Anderson’s T&A. This is a new one, this strategy I mean. Anderson doesn’t appear to be fully naked in the picture and I’m not entirely sure what to make of this. I’m looking at the image and I would like to know a little more [...]
Hugh Hefner Talks About Using Viagra *Shudder*
Hugh Hefner seems to think that bulk-sexing barely-legal teens in his porn mansion constitutes ‘making love’. I put to you that he is wrong about this, and any number of other things, but let’s just focus on the dude’s octogenarian penis for a second since he saw fit to write about the thing in his [...]
Jenna Dewan’s Painted Scales for PETA Advert
Jenna Dewan Tatum, who used to be hotter before jacking with her face Megan Fox-style, is the latest PETA charity spokesperson. No one working with PETA is allowed to say one word while clothed. Glee’s Lea Michele is the only one to have circumvented this bothersom rule… but you pretty much have to get naked [...]
Justin Bieber’s Mother is Not Posing for Playboy
The womb from which Justin Bieber was born only six weeks ago will not be baring all in Playboy magazine. It had been widely reported (by everyone else) that the mother of 16-year-old singer Bieber, Pattie Lynn Mallette, was going to pose for the adult magazine. The original story was from Zack Taylor, and with [...]