Tila Tequila had a really, really bad morning. Her day started as anyone else’s would, cursing the sky and social networking. Then she kind of seemed to have gone crazy and had a naked meltdown on her UStream channel.

The already infamous Tila Tequila Ustream video was broadcast live. The reality star took all her clothes off and was totally naked in front of her fans. The nude video also showed her ranting about her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman’s alleged drug use and sexual habits. So, her day ended up 75% worse and 100% more naked than it would usually. Both of which blows balls for those of us who were getting our beauty sleep and missed the whole insane thing.

NSFW photo from the UStream video, this morning’s video, and her scantily clad.

The first video is the one from this morning, the other two are older and show her accidentally having a nipple slip and doing her best sessy dance with a knife.

Tila Tequila UStream video from this morning naked and ranting live to fans.

Tila Tequila UStream video half-naked and then having a nipple slip @ 1:30.

Tila Tequila UStream video already half-naked and playing with a knife too.

Image VAH/Fame Pictures, Celebridoodle. Story and videos TMZ,WSHH, BH.

Carmen Electra is number #34,028 or something to have a sex video leaked. The bored porno-peddlers of the world only make seedy offers to buy a handful of sex tapes at a time. At the moment they’re having to content with sex tapes from Shauna Sand, Carrie Prejean, and an alleged tape from Jennifer Lopez.

It’s as if sex videos can help a woman’s career anymore. I wish these women would wake up and realise it’s not 1999 and that no one is shocked by this.

The footage is said to show Carmen Electra in her smalls and playing up to the cameraman. It’s being labelled as a tacky publicity stunt for some crap she’s promoting. We need to start just lining them up and getting these videos shot by Michael Bay or something. Then at least we could be entertained by Bay’s notorious BOOM BOOMS in the middle of people faking their orgasms.

A further bikini photo and one of her NSFW stills under the cut.

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures, Herald Sun. Story The Herald Sun.

Another day, another sex tape with previously unknown faces. I wish these bishes would conduct their acts of sexual deviance in a more orderly fashion, so some of us wouldn’t be buried up to our asses in sex tape posts on any given day.

The latest tape to leak is a threesome sex tape, featuring Anya Ayoung-Chee Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago 2008, her boyfriend, and another unknown female. At first people were thinking Hiroko Mima Miss Universe Japan 2008 was one of the other women in the video, but Ayoung-Chee’s boyfriend, Wyatt Gallery, has denied that it’s Miss Japan in the tape. So, there you have it. Make sure you’re sitting comfortably as there’ll probably be another tape, leaking like one of Amy Winehouse’s back-alley implants, by tomorrow.

Image credit Celebridoodle. Story Celebridoodle, Spike, Associated Content.

Playboy is hedging its bets for its December 2009 issues.

Not content with one scantily-clad cover, Playboy went and created a second just to confuse the poor darlings who best consume their NSFW repast one meal at a time. Their average reader can probably not count that high, but Playboy has two covers for  their new issue. One stars Chelsea Lately star Chelsea Handler, the other swimsuit model/Dancing with the Stars contestant Joanna Krupa.

Some one’s going to end up feeling short-changed as Krupa gets her naked on, while Handler keeps her assets covered in a bikini. It’s a wonder that anyone buys this or views it online, but apparently they do and they do so on purpose. I’m left wondering which of the two my ADHD-laden readers may favour…

Levi Johnston was lie-telling about how much he bared for Playgirl. Despite reports, he didn’t pose full frontal.

Levi Johnston said to anyone who would listen, he loves nothing more than being ass-nekkied and letting his privates blow freely in the wind.

He spoke last month about how much fun it was being naked for free, and that he was crapping his pants with excitement at the prospect of being paid to get out his little Johnston. The baby-faced baby daddy to Sarah Palin’s grandson will be the face/ privates of an upcoming issue. The magazine is usually only available online, but according to TMZ TV, this issue will be on newsstands also.

People who will be viewing online or in print are going to be short changed. A spokesperson for Playgirl told Us magazine that Johnston did not go full frontal and essentially called his camp a bunch of lairs for suggesting as much.

Image credit to GQ via Dlisted/ Buzz Feed. Story & info. Us weekly.

Amy Winehouse is the proud owner of a new pair of boobs and puffed up lips and she seems thrilled with both. Clearly a little too thrilled, that is.

Amy Winehouse was photographed in London last night, outside the Hawley Arms pub. She was there looking rather worse for wear along with some friends, including Luke Worrall, who is Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend.

None of the people with her admitted painted on freckles, over-plumped lips and that much lip-liner, and exposed chesticles on a cold night are a not good idea. Well, at least Winehouse ditched the cracky-slippers for one night.

Six photos of Amy Winehouse’s over-exposed boob job and her new larger pout.

Image credit to Ringo. Pacific Coast News. Story & info. PCN & TMZ.

Ashley Greene, star of the Twilight movies, is the Maxim magazine December 2009 cover girl.

Ashley Greene was the reluctant star of one of about a hundred scandals this Summer. She was caught short in a series of naked photos, which she admitted she took herself. Given that most of fans have already seen nude photos of Ashley Greene shots of her smeared in cooking oil, or whatever that crap is that’s making her all shiny, are hardly a surprise to anyone.

If you’re easily surprised and like celebrities to be distinctly not naked in their photos, you’re in luck. Click under the cut for an additional Maxim magazine cover and more photos from Ashley Greene’s provocative shoot.

Image credit to Maxim magazine December 2009 via The Blemish and Newstoob.

There is no explaining why Jessica Alba thinks that getting a bare bottom spanking in The Killer Inside Me will be a great career move. Nope, none.

Jessica Alba can be seen in the video below getting her ass spanked by co-star Casey Affleck for their new movie, The Killer Inside Me. I shudder to think what kind of demented Google Searches I’m going to get after this. However, putting up with a handful of lunatics on their merry way to even more NSFW material is worth the price of the bemusement I know bare booties afford my readers.

Jessica Alba gets her butt smacked in the shortened trailer for The Killer Inside Me. The actual trailer is far longer and apparently has about 90% less bare ass. Click under the cut for the Alba booty action.

Jessica Alba gets spanked in The Killer Inside Me and seems to rather enjoy it.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & video thanks to WSHH, Street Knowledge.

There was no love lost between Ray J and Kim Kardashian when they split, despite leaving a sex tape as a constant reminder of their time together.

The Ray J and Kim Kardashian sex tape, lovingly referred to by some as the most boring sex tape of all time, clearly did nothing to bond these two.

Kardashian was very vocal in the media after their parting, claiming that Ray J was being less than chivalrous. Ray J spoke in a recent interview about Kardashian and was just as (non) cordial. He was asked in the interview about  two of his exes; Whitney Houston and Kardashian.

Ray J spoke well of Houston and said the two were still friends. However, he refused to mention the name of his large-bottomed ex-beau and moved the interview swiftly on as though the rather blatant diss had never happened.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S3 E9) video of scene leading up to threesome.

Gossip Girl season 3 episode 9 threesome between Dan, Olivia, and Vanessa, aired last night.

Strongly worded faxes of doom to assorted media outlets were not enough for the Parents Television Council to get this Gossip Girl threesome episode pulled.

There was talk that perhaps some local networks would cave under the pressure, but then I guess they remembered that sessy times are great ratings grabbers.

It’s not actually that interesting, as it’s on the frikkin’ CW. However, if you feel you have not had quite enough disappointment in your life already and you’d rather like some more, watch the lead up to the threesome in the video.

Video courtesy of Video Gum.