Nicole Richie’s face has been Photoshopped beyond recognition for the cover of Ocean Drive. In an interview someone should forward to Paris Hilton, here’s Richie explaining that she’s grown beyond her heroin addiction and DUI past.
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Nicole Richie Covers Flare Magazine April 2012
Here’s Nicole Richie on the cover of Flare April 2012 (she also covers C Magazine, out of California, the shoot for which is below). Richie has been off my radar the past year or two. Because she spent that time dissuading paparazzi from taking her picture, so they mostly stopped, and I forgot about her. But now she’s got her line to shill so she’s putting herself back out there again. Her interview’s below in which she reveals her futile attempts at aggressively protecting her babies are moot when she’s naming fashion lines after them.
Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More
I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad Pitt’s pimp cane as the tour continues. The red carpet: Pitt looked to have a little trouble walking, I guess the problems of a pimp are weighing him down (?); Angelina Jolie wore a white and red Atelier Versace gown, FYI; George Clooney and Stacy Keibler will be arm-in-arm until next year’s upgrade; Ricky Gervais hosted and took a few potshots at Kim Kardashian and… whomever she married; Debra Messing should have worn colour; Kelly Osbourne needs to not match her hair and dress, YEESH; Claire Danes looked plain, but rather classic; Sarah Michelle Gellar… there’s no nice way to say this, but her daughter, Charlotte, helped pick the Monique Lhuillier gown and it looked like it too; Sofia Vergara, please and thank you; Nicole Richie is rather shiny and try-hard, but still one of the night’s better looks; Elle MacPherson wore a bad prom dress; Freida Pinto looked unusually wide, in that unflattering green; Emily and Zooey Deschanel posed together, Zooey’s dress *shudder*; Evan Rachel Wood looked like a mermaid/ peacock hybrid; Seth Rogan loves boners; Gerard Butler was dapper, but ill-groomed; Rooney Mara looked goth and hungry; Kate Winslet, lovely but for that belt thing; Mila Kunis also wore black, don’t know if want; Natalie Portman, quite lovely; Nicole Kidman’s breasts were an illusion; Reese Witherspoon wore a dress as tight as possible to dispel preggo rumours; Diana Agron’s dress scares me; Lea Michele’s dress was cheap, clingy, and try-hard; Emma Stone’s colour choices were great; Jessica Biel had darker hair and no engagement ring; A Gawker.com writer tweeted that Madonna’s dress was so clingy, a designer friend said, because ‘she thinks she’s sample size’; Joseph Gordon Levitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, bow ties, you’re welcome; Jessica Alba, sporadic bedazzling; Charlize Theron, too much; Kate Beckinsale, also lovely; Salma Hayek, shiny boobs; Julianne Moore, also in MEH black; Heidi Klum got a blowout; No, Busy Phillips, no; Michelle Williams might have leprosy. Below are 65 photos in the same order.
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Nicole Richie Got A Boob Job: Before & After
Us Weekly and RadarOnline.com both make claims today that Nicole Richie had some kind of boob job or correction of her breasts after having two children. I think Us Weekly got there first and above is a snippet from their print edition.
The magazine claims the ‘exclusive’ confirmation from a supposed friend who said, ‘In the past, [Nicole] said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious… [but] she’s been open about it to friends.’ I would have skipped this, except I think it actually happened after seeing photos of Richie on holiday in Los Cabos, Mexico this week. She’s suddenly… booby. She did lose fullness in her chest after her babies and I think she had some kind of subtle, fitting tweaking that suits her frame and just ‘corrects’ things. Radar got a random surgeon to chime in: ‘It appears that Nicole Richie’s had a breast augmentation,’ said Dr. Anthony Youn. ‘While [Nicole's] weight has stayed the same, her breasts have tripled in size, going from an A to a C cup. Her breasts fit her frame nicely, though, and look pretty darn natural… Her plastic surgeon did a great job!’
Nicole Richie Denies Feud With Jessica Simpson
Nicole Richie has denied a story, that started in The National Enquirer and ended up in Us Weekly, about a feud with Jessica Simpson. Richie and Simpson are co-stars on the poor man’s Project Runway, the budget-named Fashion Star. The National Enquirer reported that Richie was put together, on time, focussed and aside from being a mean girl… good at her job. The Enquirer also claimed Simpson was a bloated, spacey mess of a human being stifled by her own farts and stupidity. An Us Weekly source claimed there was ‘definite friction [between the women]. They chat only when they need to, and they have wildly different opinions about style.’ Moreover, Richie, ‘thinks Jessica doesn’t have much of a high-fashion eye [and] makes snarky comments about Jessica’s outfits.’ Simpson ‘really doesn’t care what Nicole thinks… Nicole may know trends, but Jessica believes she know how to make clothes for all kinds of women.’ Because Us Weekly like to cover their bases on fake stories, they add ‘other insiders say the women get along well and hang out on set.’ Richie denied the stories on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Thursday. ‘I’ll tell you right now that [the rumours] couldn’t be further from the truth,’ said Richie. ‘I actually love and adore Jessica. I’ve known her for years, first of all, so I already knew who she was as a person. Who she is is someone who’s very kind, very sweet and extremely smart and a great businesswoman and someone that I really respect… I actually couldn’t love someone or respect someone more… I’m really excited and it’s something that I’m extremely honored to be a part of. We have a lot of fun on it.’
Five photos of Nicole Richie leaving Il Sole in West Hollywood, CA August 23.
Nicole Richie Will Cut You For Starting Rumours
…or not. I dunno. I just got the feeling she was thinking about cutting someone in the weirdly-aggressive statement she gave to the media about the contents of her womb. It was rumoured last week that the mother-of-two was expecting a third baby with husband Joel Madden. These rumours were based on nothing, really; just these images of her in a baggy shirt. It was so dumb, I didn’t pay it much mind. I guess other people were writing about how she was ‘expecting’ and didn’t bother to wait for confirmation from her spokesperson. Rather than the usual one-line denial and the insistence we all move on with our lives, we get the following: ‘Contrary to recent speculation, I am not pregnant,’ she said. ‘This irresponsible reporting continues to feed an atmosphere of self-doubt and insecurity. To publicly point out a change in anyone’s body is mean-spirited and cruel. People’s bodies change and change again. This is not newsworthy and is a waste of valuable media space that should be used for more important issues.’
