The Jersey Shore cast on the latest Tonight Show with Jay Leno episode: video.
The Wednesday March 3, 2010, episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno featured the greasy castmates of Jersey Shore. The too-old-to-pAArty-like-they-do cast were well-oiled and well-poofed. They filmed a cute segment in which they participated in a quasi-celeb edition of trivia game show Jaywalking.
This just goes to prove that you don’t need no fancy-schmancy book-learning to make it big in life. Nicole Snooki Polizzi and some of the other Jersey Shore cast-members, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola, went shopping at fancy pants store Armani Exchange. I think I must be mildly-dyslexic or just a super wishful thinker, as every time I read that store name I see Armenian Exchange; some place you can trade your used Kardashian for a newer model. But no, they were at some place I gather is like The Gap for the middle class, Armani Exchange (NOT Armenian Exchange). Here are some photos of the cast, after their interview with the ladies of The View in New York, on Feb. 23, 2010.
You wouldn’t think it would be worth the bother of trademarking her nickname, given the fact that about 13 of Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s 15-minutes are already over. The tiny reality star is following in the footsteps of fellow Jersey Shore castmate, The Situation (whose only situation seems to be a limited vocabulary).
Snooki has filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. She wants to gain the sole right to use the nickname Snooki, as she claims she will use the name for two purposes; for entertainment-related personal appearances, and on printed matter (namely books). I think a Colouring In With Snooki book would be a great idea, and I have no idea why she didn’t think of it sooner. Who this clown thinks will buy her book is beyond me, but she is going to try to make her claim anyway. The 22-year-old reality star paid $650 for the claim, submitted by an intellectual property lawyer with Buffalo-based firm Phillips Lytle.
Below are the SmokingGun.com February 7, 2010-filed Marlboro, New York, resident’s U.S. Patent and Trademark Office application documents.
This didn’t take long. The boyfriend of Jersey Shore’s Snooki is already talking to the press. Snooki and her new man, Emilio Antonio, have only been bathing in the same vat of tanner for less than a week. So perhaps it doesn’t feel all that weird for him to be talking to People magazine about their new relationship.
Orange, over-gelled Antonio is a personal trainer at the Gold’s Gym in New Haven, Conn.. The 21-year-old spoke to People about how he and his 22-year-old beau only started dating a few days ago, but they are already making waves.
“We met on Facebook over a year ago. We started talking online again before the show even started airing and started hanging out again.We have a lot in common. I think our features… It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though”. Just a few days ago, [he] and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi), began dating exclusively. In their spare time, the couple goes to parties and clubs for her official appearances, but, “When she’s not working, we watch movies and relax so she can be normal for once.”
Despite all the fame and flashbulbs that surround Snooki, Masella says he likes her for who she is — not the character portrayed on the MTV reality show. He’s just now begun calling her his “girlfriend,” he’s already met her parents (yup, dad approves!) and the two have already discussed Masella possibly appearing on season two of Jersey Shore. [People]
Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.
I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so much poof I can handle per day. For health reasons I’m limiting myself to one poof, or poof-substitute, every 48-hours. But these pictures needed to be shared as the clowns at Inside Edition who made over Snooki did so with their eyes closed, with the vaguely evil intention of making her look like a 12-year-old who’d dressed in her Librarian-sister’s clothes. Snooki had been de-poofed, scrubbed until most of the fake tan came off, and then put in her momma’s best dancin’ shoes. Inside Edition will reveal their underwhelming make-under, in full, on Thursday night’s episode. Rather than make Snooki look as adorable as I’m sure they could… yep… she totally looks like an 80s librarian, sportin’ the cheapest shoes and fanciest dresses that Gap Kids has to offer.
If you have a fetish for orange gremlin porn, or you want to skip rubbing the Vaseline into your eyes and just start gouging at them to achieve the desired affect, I may have some good news for you. According to Radar Online (stop rolling your eyes at the back, you), there may be nude photos of Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, of Jersey Shore. There are some things that smoke, or mirrors, or your well-worn Photoshop affect contacts just cannot help. And if this turns out to be true, this is one of them. On the other hand, the good news is that gremlin mud-wrestling adult film that flooded your compooter with viruses (but was, like, totally worth it) now has some competition. According to the report there are self-taken nude photos and also naked videos. Why any of the cast feel the need to get naked and take pictures when they are capable of feats like this with their clothes on is beyond me. This is going to sit in the Does Not Want part of my brain for now, until her rep or the dancing monkey she has in place of a rep can confirm or deny the rumours by way of a threatening letter.
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