Snooki also gave birth to a baby boy this weekend. The reality star released the baby’s name to In Touch Weekly Magazine months ago, without the middle name, but the child’s full name is Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. This is the baby drunkenly conceived at New Year’s to whom Snooki gave birth right after telling the same tabloid she’s afraid she’ll be a bad mother: ‘I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom,’ she tells ITW. ‘I just really hope I know what I’m doing! At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!’ Then she said this, because learning is hard, ‘Lamaze is bulls**t. They teach you how to breathe. Are you really going to be worrying about how to breathe when you’re having a baby? No! You’re going to be screaming and throwing s**t.’
She went on Twitter right after giving birth to express the joys of parenting for a whole day, since drunkenly forgetting to use a condom is something you’re supposed to celebrate nine months later. ‘I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ❤’ she wrote, ‘Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad. @JLaValle… Thank you all for your love and support!! Lorenzo loves you guys already!’ A Polizzi rep released this statement, in all seriousness: ‘The world just got another Guido!!! Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!’ And MTV released a statement: ‘We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.’
