Snooki is continuing the overshare tour during which she posited that she got a UTI from ‘Too much buttsecs, derp,’ and she’s sharing a little more about her sex life and sexuality. Not really addressing whether drunkenly fingering friends counts, Snooki declared, on the promotional trail for her spin-off, that she considers herself bi: ‘I [...]
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Snooki Without Make-Up In Twitter Pictures
Snooki shared a bunch of photos wearing little or no make-up because fans demanded to know whether there was a real person under the lash glue. Turns out, she looks the same under the eyelashes except a little cleaner. Although any talk of make-up’s moot when she’s still caked in tanner and dried semen (doesn’t [...]
Snooki’s Weight Loss Is Showing In Her Face
Snooki of Jersey Shore is imploding on herself like a dying star, which is great since that means three-less pounds and she’ll disappear completely. While we wait on those last three-pounds, here are some recent photos I stumbled on while checking out today’s pictures. Honestly, aside from the tan, Snooki’s lost so much weight in her [...]
Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras
Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on [...]
Jersey Shore Delayed As Italian Permits Revoked
MTV should have kept Jersey Shore in that hideous flop house/ shack thing. At least in that house the cast could be as debauched as they wanted and the wallpaper hid the vomit on the walls. It’s being reported that officials in Italy have revoked previously-issued filming permits for the show. The cast were supposed [...]
Snooki’s Ex Wishes They’d Made a Sex Tape Too
If class were fake tan, this douchebag would be white as Christina Hendricks. The ex-boyfriend of Snooki, Emilio Masella, who was giving quotes to People magazine about a week after they started dating, is now talking to TMZ. He tells the website that he wishes he’d had the same idea as Spencer Pratt and sexually [...]
