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Acknowledging this only BECAUSE MONIES and because it made me feel sorry for Snooki, were she to film all the way up until her final weeks of pregnancy, Jersey Shore season six has been green-lit. The last time I bothered looking, MTV was backpedaling on its own ‘No comment’ to offer a statement about the accident that’d cost them millions one way or another. And the network was undecided what to do about S6. Fox News seemed pretty sure the show was dead in its current format. But today MTV offered an unexpected announcement that failed to elaborate, explicitly whether pregnant Snooki would live/ party in the house the whole time. The statement reads: ‘MTV gets ready for fist pumps and baby bumps, with the announcement of a sixth season of Jersey Shore. Production is set to begin Summer 2012 in Seaside Heights, NJ. America’s favorite housemates will all return to their home-away-from-home, and the house dynamic is headed into unchartered territory…as their lives outside the Shore take off in exciting new directions. While things will definitely be a little different this time when they hit the boardwalk, their trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same.’ Then it asked on Twitter: ‘You think we’ll have to turn the smush room into a nursery?’ This despite Snooki saying: ‘If anything, I’ll visit the shore [but] I’m not living in that house being pregnant. I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.’ Adds an Us Weekly source: ‘She’s not going to be staying in the house. No way.’

Snooki has offered a little more information about how she’s suddenly not a dancefloor-peeing, easy, meatball because someone, possibly her boyfriend, planted an OOPS! in her stomach during what she describes as a weekend bender. Asked whether she would keep filming Jersey Shore, she said no because it would be irresponsible: ‘If anything, I’ll visit the shore [but] I’m not living in that house being pregnant. I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.’ Asked why she lied when first asked about the pregnancy, she explained: ‘I wanted to make sure the baby is OK. Things can go wrong, like a miscarriage. It was my business, and I wasn’t ready to tell.’

She continued, confirming that she’s engaged but won’t marry for at least a year so she has time to lose the baby weight,  ’My dad was upset. We didn’t talk for a week. He came around eventually, and now he can’t wait for the baby. My mom is so happy for me.’ MTV, initially indignant, declaring that it wouldn’t comment on its stars, has since offered this statement about the pregnancy: ‘We wish Nicole a healthy and happy pregnancy and congratulate her on her engagement. We support her as she starts this new chapter of her life.’

Meanwhile, Fox News has written off Jersey Shore as a dead franchise, with its sources saying MTV will probably cancel the show in Snooki’s absence.