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Black Friday Asshattery At Wal-Mart

ASS-HAT-TERY was reportedly at Def Con Level 5 on Black Friday. Did anyone else hear about this lunacy? There was actually a death at a Wal-Mart on Friday -  Jdimytai Damour, a Wal-Mart employee, was TRAMPLED TO DEATH by early morning shoppers at a New York Wal-Mart [Website – Amy Grindhouse]!

Were the crazy ass bitch shoppers really that desperate to get their bulk supply of toilet tissue at a discount that they would actually trample someone to death? What kind of fuckery is that? I am excited by half-off milk and cookies and what-not, but I’m not stepping on another person to get it!

According to The New York Times:

The throng of Wal-Mart shoppers had been building all night, filling sidewalks and stretching across a vast parking lot at the Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream, N.Y. At 3:30 a.m., the Nassau County police had to be called in for crowd control, and an officer with a bullhorn pleaded for order.

Tension grew as the 5 a.m. opening neared. Someone taped up a crude poster: “Blitz Line Starts Here.”

By 4:55, with no police officers in sight, the crowd of more than 2,000 had become a rabble, and could be held back no longer. Fists banged and shoulders pressed on the sliding-glass double doors, which bowed in with the weight of the assault. Six to 10 workers inside tried to push back, but it was hopeless.

Suddenly, witnesses and the police said, the doors shattered, and the shrieking mob surged through in a blind rush for holiday bargains. One worker, Jdimytai Damour, 34, was thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him. Others who had stood alongside Mr. Damour trying to hold the doors were also hurled back and run over, witnesses said. (more)

My condolences to the family of Jdimytai Damour – R.I.P.

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…But That Sounds Nicer Than My House!

Ex of Anne HathawayRaffaello Follieri, has been whining that jail is not as wicked-awesome as ‘Prison Break’ makes it out to be [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Biatch, don’t you know that Mr Sexy 2.0Wentworth Miller, is the only man on earth who can take one for the team in a shit-stained cell and not break a sweat!

Follieri belly-ached to his lawyer about how dirty the jail is and how the food tastes like I cooked it, using only my feet:

“He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary,” the letter from (Follieri’s lawyer) Flora Edwards said.

“There is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”

So basically, he is pissed that they run the place like a f*cking jail? K. I run my house like a jail… I’m the only one that lives there, but it’s all in good fun.

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Vagina News

Not celeb news, but still newsworthy… [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

According to Mollygood:

Did you know that 90% of women name their vaginas, and “beaver” is one of the most popular? At least it is in Australia, where they’ve taken to premiering Kotex tampon commercials featuring an animated beaver that helps women make life decisions.

For those who got excited by the title, I was interestered to write about other people’s vagina’s, not my own. I shall save that for another day…

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This Was Never Going To End Well…

Reports today state that the body of a young boy, believed to be Jennifer Hudson’s missing nephew, has been found [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

An I.D. has not yet been made, but the body of a 7-year-old African American boy, matching Julian Hudson’s description was found inside a 1994 white Chevy Suburban – the same SUV owned by Jason Hudson, the murdered brother of Jennifer.

The story seems all the more likely, as according to TMZ:

“It is worth noting — the Amber Alert for Julian has been called off.”

More news on this terribly sad story as it breaks…

UPDATE - Chicago police have confirmed the body they found earlier in the day was in fact Julian. Law enforcement sources said that the boy was shot multiple times in the back of the vehicle, with at least one gun shot to the head.

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Jennifer Hudson’s Mother & Brother Shot Dead; Nephew, 7, Kidnapped

Jennifer Hudson’s mother and her brother were victims of a fatal shooting, in Chicago, earlier today [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This is such tragic and sad news. Truly this is one of those moments where everything stands still and you have to check such a tragic headline twice, to make sure you read it right. Sadly, the reports are in and it has been confirmed, by the family’s church, that Jennifer Hudson’s mother, 57-year-old Darnell Hudson was shot, as was her brother, Jason. Hudson’s cousin, who lived nearby, discovered their bodies. Police said the double murder was a the result of a ‘domestic incident’ that got horribly out of control.

According to TMZ:

The two bodies were found dead on the scene at 2:44 PM. When the fire department arrived and discovered the bodies, police were brought in and the home was declared a crime scene.

According to The Daily Mail:

The singer-turned-movie star, who also appeared in the film version of ‘Sex and the City,’ was said to be ‘devastated’ after learning the news.

In addition to this, police are reportedly looking for a man with a 7-year-old boy, identified as Jennifer’s nephew, Julian King. An Amber Alert has been issued. Police believe Julian was taken from the home. They are looking for a 1994 White Chevy Suburban with license plate: X58-4859.

My heart sincerely goes out to Hudson and her family at this time.

No statement has been issued yet. More news is going to be posted as it breaks…

UPDATE: Jennifer’s sister Julia (Julian’s mother) drove her bus shift today and hasn’t been seen since. Hopefully she will be found soon.

UPDATE: Police are looking for William Balfour, who they claim could be with the missing 7-year-old. According to the Illinois Department of Corrections website, Balfour is currently on parole after serving jail time for attempted murder.

UPDATE: Balfour has been taken into custody and is refusing to cooperate with authorities on the whereabouts of Jennifer Hudson’s nephew Julian King who is still missing.

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Anti-Scientology Group Member Charged Over DoS Attack: Dude Is So Screwed!

Um… this post writes itself, as all I would really need to do, in order to write a both amusing and factually-accurate post on the matter of an ‘Anonymous’ group member being charged with attacking the Church of Scientology website, is write ‘not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’ over and over again… [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

‘Not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’

‘Not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’

‘Not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’

‘Not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’

…Zoh dear!

See, now this is why I don’t eff with the hot b*tches at the Church of Scientology. Actually, I genuinely have nothing (in particular) against them. As the people who run one of my favourite sites, Cracked.com, demonstrate, there are many waaay worse religions out there – case in point, the posts explaining ‘6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)’ and ‘5 Inspiring Religions (That Worship Penises)’ (kinda NSFW pics).

I bow down to the Alien Queen, Katie, her Alien Princess, Suri, as well as Mighty Mouse Cruise. I have to be nice… I am pretty sure this *speaks slowly* in-ter-web *lol* thingy, that I write on every day, stretches to all the four-corners of the universe. So, even if I wrap my PC in tin-foil (which I do) the Martians at the Church could still see anything nasty that I post here!

You must think I am insane in the membrane*? Effing with the Church of Mon-eeehh? Hell to the nah!

According to PNasty:

The 18 year-old, Dmitry Guzner, was allegedly involved in a “denial of service” attack on the Scientology site early this year, in January.

According to the information filed last Friday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, the attack “contributed to the unavailability of the web sites.”

And, according to the info on file, Guzner launched the attack “because he believed the attack furthered the goals of the anti-Scientology group ‘Anonymous,’ of which he considered himself a member.”

As for Guzner, he has agreed to plead guilty to the felony count which estimates that the Church of Scientology lost between $30,000 and $70,000 as a result of the Internet attack.

More details can be found on TheSmokingGun.com.

I don’t think I, or anyone reading, this should mock Scientology or it’s hot-piece-of-arse followers. I think you should all join my Church, the Church of Cheeto.

In this Church, every Sunday, me, my mum and Brit Brit Spears sit around with a frappe (on the rocks) and light up a pricey Cuban Cheeto and sit in a cloud of smoke, congratulating each other on being masters of the universe**!

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*IS RETORIKAL KWESTION!

**LIKE MY OBSCURE ‘TITANIC’ MOVIE QUOTE?

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