In news I did not see coming, Catherine Zeta-Jones checked into a mental health facility in order to receive treatment. Upon learning this news, a moment ago, I looked up the reports from a couple of my favourite sources; as in, ones who don’t make this kind of thing up… I favour Gossip Cop and [...]
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Tori Spelling Pregnant With Baby Number Three
Like I said… everyone’s pregnant. You are too. Yeah, you, with the penis. The one with his hands down his pants, wondering where his life went. I’m pretty sure this baby thing’s catching. So you’re probably going to bend the laws of biology and become pregnant too. After weeks of speculation, after pictures surfaced of [...]
W.B. Church to Picket Elizabeth Taylor Funeral
I f**king can’t even… I just can’t. The same d**kheads who protest the funerals of dead soldiers are going to protest the funeral of Elizabeth Taylor. Margie Phelps, the Westboro Baptist Church’s lawyer and daughter of leader Fred Phelps, announced the group’s intention on Twitter; confirming they will be protesting the funeral of the late [...]
RIP: Elizabeth Taylor Died This Morning Aged 79
According to today’s reports, the ones to which we’re waking up this morning, Elizabeth Taylor passed away aged 79 this morning in Los Angeles. A statement given by Taylor’s publicist to ABC News, who were the first to report the story, Taylor was at Cedars-Sinai Hospital when she died ‘peacefully’ from congestive heart failure, ‘a [...]
Natalie Portman & Dianna Agron Photos Hacked
The story keeps changing and at this point it’s pretty cumbersome to fill in the gaps in this account, but here goes. It was originally reported by TMZ.com that the ring of hackers who accessed the Gmail accout of Vanessa Hudgens in order to leak nudes of her did the same to the emails/ cells/ [...]
Chris Brown Blames Reckless Girl For Nude Leak
Chris Brown has spoken about the leak of the penis picture from earlier in the month; a shot of his junk one Gawker.com commenter funnier than I notes, ‘That long skinny thing would poke my liver too much, plus he doesn’t seem like the type to know what to do with it.’ Word, on the [...]
