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Chris Hansen probably Anthony Weiner’d the mistress with whom he was caught cheating, in an undercover camera sting by The National Enquirer, in the most annoyingly and cripplingly-ironic circle jerk the world has ever known. It had already been alleged that Hansen, most famous for catching sex pests on To Catch A Predator using undercover [...]

Amy Fisher has an excuse for everything; there’s an excuse for her shooting someone, there’s an excuse for her plastic surgery, and there’s an excuse for why she’s a porn actress. Fisher is one of the people on the current season of Celebrity Rehab. It’s pretty much a non-event but for Michael Lohan and the [...]

Chris Hansen has allegedly been caught cheating on his wife, Mary Hansen, with whom he has two children, in a videotaped sting by a tabloid. The ever-imaginative people behind The National Enquirer claim to have footage of Hansen cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a Florida news reporter and former NBC intern, 21-years his [...]

In news that will surprise no one who’s been paying attention, the first time Bristol Palin touched bumps she was drunk on wine coolers. Excerpts from Palin’s autobiography have been released. Let’s glaze over the fact she’s a 20-year-old with no story to tell except the time she decided to open her legs and drink [...]

The two dudes who were suspected of trying to murder Joss Stone, in what read like a convoluted and unnecessary nod to CSI, were even crazier than first thought. We learned, when the news broke, that they had ‘detailed maps and aerial photos of her rural property in east Devon… [after they] travelled from the [...]