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As Jersey Shore prepares to entirely phone-in season six, one of its stars falls pregnant and another enters rehab for exhaustion that TMZ.com claims is really ‘substance abuse’ which could honestly mean anything from coke tingles to the heavy-drinking that made him think he could charge five-figures to flash his abs on the red carpet. Sources claims that The Situation has checked into rehab for in-patient treatment. His rep says: ‘He is not in rehab for substance abuse. He has spent the last several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.’ Sources tell RadarOnline.com the same, that it’s not substance abuse, instead making it sound like his chosen rehab is a glorified spa and he’s just sleep-deprived: ‘Mike is focusing on recuperation after a very long trip through Australia and getting rested up for season six. His friends and family know where he is, he just wants to get away from the public and be on his own… to relax.’

Even though Kirsten Dunst is hardly Madonna or even Jennifer Lopez I’m arbitrarily buying this GOOPY report because it’s what I’d do the second I became famous. ‘EGADS, MAN! Hold the peasants back lest they breathe on me!’ Page Six reports that staff at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont Hotel on Tuesday blocked peasants and celebrities alike from using an elevator. Celebrities at the hotel that night included Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars, and Lady Gaga, none of whom were involved. A witness claims: ‘They said Kirsten Dunst was going up and down. They said nobody else could enter and asked other guests to take the stairs.’ P6 clarifies, staff may have used Dunst’s name without her knowledge to block the elevator. But I hope it was her so I can start calling her KOOP.

In an interview with Playboy that’s bound to make straight men the world over question the appeal of d**k versus vagina, Jon Hamm gives altogether too much thought to the idea of outdoor sex. Insofar as it’s better in porn or in the abstract than done in real life. ‘It’s been a while,’ said Hamm. ‘In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of those things that sound way better than they actually are. There’s something not sexy about all the twigs and bugs and sand. You end up with stuff in places you don’t want it. It always looks better in the well-lit Skinemax version.’ The rest comprises a four-page interview that I started to read… then skimmed when it became one-note save for re-told anecdotes about Hamm being orphaned. The only things that really interested me further were his musings on being unmarried and child-free in a long-term relationship with Jennifer Westfeldt, read below.

Oh… I somehow missed the quotes about ‘bouncing around,’ in a thong, filming sex scenes with Bridesmaids co-star Kristen Wiig so those are added below too.

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I like the way George Clooney addresses rumours of a Brokeback fling with Brad Pitt, whom he only sees a ‘few times a year.’ Using plain English and parroting what a few of you have said on my FB, he’s never really addressed it because it’s not a big deal nor would it be something to be ashamed of. ‘I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, ‘These are lies!’ That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community,’ Clooney tells The Advocate. ‘I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a sh*t.’ More of Clooney’s interview below.

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