iPhone application called TigerText lets users delete embarrassing/ incriminating messages after they’ve been sent. Based on Tiger Woods?
Naomi Campbell is being sought for questioning in a possible assault case.
Roger Ebert’s voice resurrected in much-anticipated interview with Oprah.
New Dancing With The Stars cast using show to revamp their images?
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Cheaters Text Message iPhone App: TigerText
Brittany Murphy Leaves Husband Out of Her Will
Brittany Murphy left her entire estate to her mother, not to her husband. This will not come as a shock to anyone who has been reading about Monjack’s bad reputation when it comes to money. It will come as a shock to anyone who believes in the sanctity of a golddigging marriage. I’ll be damned [...]
Marie Osmond’s Teenage Son Commits Suicide
Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son, Michael Blosil, committed suicide.
At this point I am over re-hashing the notorious Celebrity Summer of Death 2009. Let’s just assume it’s no longer safe to be a celebrity, nor relative of a celebrity, and stow them all away on a ship at sea. Or force them all to retire and work [...]
J-Woww Will Not Be Getting Bigger Implants
Jenni Farley, also known by her lame nickname J-Woww, denies claims she is going to increase the size of her implants. Apparently, enough people care about the size of her implants for there to be rumours about increasing the size of her chest. More to the point, enough people care about her leaked NSFW pictures [...]
Tiger: “Sorry” to Parents at Daughter’s School
Tiger Woods and wife (for now) Elin Nordegren have done the honourable thing and said sorry to the parents at their two-year-old daughter’s school. This is a great move for them to make, as undoubtedly Woods’ wandering peen has far-reaching consequences beyond just giving a bunch of B-list porn stars some free publicity. And I’m [...]
Cristiano Ronaldo Gets a Statue in His Honour
Someone spent a buck fiddy and made a Cristiano Ronaldo statue out of Silly Putty. Sucks to be him. This over-size piece of trash looks nothing like him. This turd was pooped in Madrid, Spain, to advertise a certain sports brand. They undershot and would have been better off, realising the errors of their ways, [...]


