Kimmode has been supplementing her stipend from the whorehouse by stealing designs, selling unethical financial products, and selling bogus diet pills. Additionally, Kimmode’s latest scam involves those sneakers that are supposed to make you thinner. Only they were a scam too. A federal judge approved a $40 million class-action settlement earlier this week in which 520,000 claims were successfully made against the product. Sketchers marketed their sneaker as helping people lose weight and toning muscle. To illustrate that point, they made a commercial that showed a close up of Kimmode’s butt. Alas, the science in the ad didn’t check out and it turns out the sneakers only make you poorer. Thankfully, claimants were able to claim back the price they paid for the shoes.
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Because there’s apparently no worst-case scenario that involves Google Mapping the quickest routes to your dealer and then the Emergency Room, Will Smith’s 14-year-old actor son, Jaden, is already asking to be emancipated so he can live alone. Which I would have immediately dismissed as rumour except Will apparently said this himself during a recent interview. According to Will, his youngest son asked for something specific for his upcoming 15th birthday: ‘He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place… That’s the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand.’
I read about this one whole sleep ago and I guess I’ve been in a rage coma ever since because this popped up in my feed again and I was all ‘… Oh.’ Former beauty queen and reality star Shanna Moakler gave an interview that killed off enough of my brain cells that I had to spend the interim 24 hours re-learning how to read and write. And I’m going to use my words… all of them… to ask WHAT????? According to Moakler, it would be icky, just icky, to put her boob anywhere near her own kids’ mouths in the name of sustenance because boobs are for Playboy and nothing else. Barely paraphrasing. That’s a thing she said.
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- Jennifer Aniston Strips: Shocking Video - Fishwrapper
- Miley Cyrus Is Posing Almost Naked - Hollywood PQ
- KIM K CRYING OVER PREGNANCY!!! - TooFab
- Truth About Cheating Kristen Stewart - Lainey Gossip
- Amanda Bynes: Where Did It Go Wrong? - TooFab
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham did a reverse Kim Kardashian which is not a sex position when it’s a way to single-handedly destroy any shot at legitimacy. The whorehouse is setting the moral standard these days, so of course a Teen Mom with a faltering career has turned to adult entertainment when negative attention is better than no attention at all. And like so many girls who pulled the ‘I’m stripping to pay my way through college’ card, Abraham is pretending she’s gone from reality to adult entertainment for the betterment of her scholastic career. Except, you know, for that whole part about being the producer of the tape and leaking it herself. In a statement to In Touch, Abraham called her porn movie a ‘sex tape’ and her appearance fee a ‘settlement.’ She’s basically playing MadLibs with the truth.
‘I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid. I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future. This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality. I am very pleased with the outcome and to have this opportunity to be an entrepreneur in another unexpected light in my life.’ [via Hollywoodite]
Back in 2011, Catherine Zeta-Jones sought help for Bipolar II Disorder only to be outed by another patient at the treatment facility who I can only assume was off whatever meds are needed to keep from being a little b**ch. Zeta-Jones was on the cover of the UK’s HELLO and the US’ PEOPLE Magazine admitting to seeking help for her mental health issues, except she couldn’t even seek help in peace because someone sold her out. It’s almost exactly two years later and she’s back in treatment. According to TMZ.com, the 43-year-old Oscar winner checked in to the treatment facility on Monday where she is expected to complete a 30-day program. Sources connected to the actress say it’s proactive ‘maintenance.’
Reese Witherspoon Pulled The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card On Police Who Wouldn’t Let Her Husband Drink & Drive
Reese Witherspoon was really an a**hole this whole time because guess who pulled the ‘Do you know who I am?’ card out of the deck on spoilsport police who wouldn’t let her husband drunkenly kill pedestrians. What’s more, she’s been run over before and yet she basically yelled at police who pulled her husband over for drinking and weaving all over the road this weekend. According to Variety.com, the arrests happened in Atlanta Friday morning. Police claim to have witnessed Witherspoon’s husband Jim Toth swerving wildly and so pulled the couple over. As officers questioned Toth, the driver, Witherspoon allegedly asked one officer ‘Do you know my name?’ The officer answered by saying, ‘No, I don’t need to know your name.’ To which Witherspoon responded, ‘You’re about to find out who I am… You are going to be on national news.’ Like I said, a**hole. Getting progressively more angry at how long it was taking to arrest her husband, Witherspoon got out of Toth’s car and the officer told her to get back inside. When she got out a second time, the officer arrested Witherspoon for disorderly conduct. The officers allege Toth’s ‘eyelids were droopy’ and his eyes were ‘bloodshot and watery’ and he had a ‘strong odor’ of alcohol. Toth claimed to have had one drink, but then he blew over the limit at ‘.139′ (for comparison, Teen Mom Farrah was at ‘nearly twice the legal limit’ when she blew a .147). The couple were both arrested, booked, and released. Another mug shot photo below.