In news that will shock no one, Kris Jenner has been confirmed as the pimp hand of some lube for old women. Well, I don’t think it’s old lady lube. But it may as well be, because no one else will buy it now. Jenner’s publicist leaked this to Lies&Style, the Kardashian’s go-to shill tabloid, [...]
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Was Nick Carter Left Out Of Sister’s Funeral?
Basically… yes. Last week, it was reported that the sister of singers Nick Carter and Aaron Carter, Leslie Carter, 25, died of an overdose of anti-depressants. It was all around horrid and tragic and, according to some, inevitable because her family was one big exploitation machine and she never had a chance. She passed and [...]
Kelly Osbourne Denies Drinking This Weekend
In a story I ignored earlier today (partially because it stank of irresponsible tinkles and partially because I was running errands all morning), it was reported that Kelly Osbourne fell off the wagon and started drinking again; something she half-denied. RadarOnline.com claimed that Osbourne started drinking again at Art of Elysium pre-Golden Globes party, after [...]
You Too Can Smell Of Questionable Role Models
You too can smell of squandered youth and oranges. Jersey Shore’s runner-up has her own scent because POCKET MONIES. For some reason choosing to miss the Christmas market, Sammi Giancola has released her own scent catering to youths with futons stuffed with coke singles (last I looked, I found about tree-fiddy). Here’s Giancola at a Planet [...]
Kyle Richards Approves Of Cheating In Marriage
Kyle Richards of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is shilling some book about which I don’t care, except for one excerpt claiming everyone should get to touch bumps with a random outside their marriage at least once. Richards posits that cheating can be a mistake rather than a selfish partner who doesn’t care enough about [...]
Adele Will Cover American Vogue March 2012
Adele will reportedly cover the March 2012/ Spring/ Power Issue of American Vogue. She already covered British Vogue in October. But now Anna Wintour is taking a break from using her covers to shill movies in order to promote the singer. This feels belated. As though this should have been news this time last year. But it’s [...]
