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Why The Eff Wasn’t This Used As Her Video?

Nov 6th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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My favourite hot tranny mess, Christina Aguilera, can be seen below in the new Target commercial, which promotes her new album, ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This video is sooo much better than that Credit Crunch Ninja bitch-slapped, poor-arse-excuse for a music video that she released a few weeks ago. This promo is kinda bitchin’. Chrissy looks less tranny in it and also it looks like it cost more than a buck fifty… SCORE!

Also I notice Tar-jay’s not so effing subtle attempt at hypnotising me with all their sexy circular imagery. For example Chrissy has Target wristbands and contact lenses. Must confess, that doesn’t make me wanna go buy her album (though I have no doubt that it is all kinds of 90′s awesome). It does, however, make me wanna go shooting. Like clay-pigeon shooting or something. Or maybe ‘Aguilera sucky CD’ shooting. Like throw them up in the air and watch the tacky, electro-pop filled shrapnel fly. WHEEEEEE!

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video

Oct 28th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Christina Aguilera’s music video for ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ can be seen below, click now to play [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Sad Tranny Clown has made the decision to channel her inner Lady Gaga, for this latest of outings. STC can be seen in this promo, released via iLike.com, donning her best lace-front weave and premature Halloween garb.

The clip is intended to go from present day into a more futuristic vibe. The result, however, is somewhat less intriguing. STC is dressed in many an outfit, each one, lovingly handpicked from Dee Snider’s eBayed wardrobe cast-offs. The hair and make up is broadly speaking Lady Gaga levels of EPIC fetch in places and trannylicious in others. This paired with the buck-fifty budget looking production, I would argue this is Aguilera’s least successful video to date.

Now before y’all start hating, let me say I bow down to Sad Tranny Clown and her EPIC shouty (and kind of constipated… in a good way) sounding voice; where even at a whimper, she could sing one of her tween pretenders off of any stage. However, please, let’s be real peeps. This video’s FAIL storyboard and low-arse production-values make it look as though it has been biatch slapped all up and down by the Credit Crunch Ninja.

Click to play and judge for yourself. KEEPS GETTIN’ BETTER – LOVE IT OR HATE IT?

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Katy Perry ‘Hot N Cold’: Video

Oct 1st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Click below to watch the new music video from Katy Perry, ‘Hot N Cold’, the new single from her (presumably ironically titled) album ‘One of the Boys’.

This is the follow up track to ‘I Kissed a Girl‘, the song that many are calling the song of the summer. I call it a bunch of arse!

I like Perry, but her watermelon-outfit-wearing arse and her faux-lesbian ravings are not powerful enough to cross the Atlantic ocean*.

As such, the hype largely washed right over me and from what I gather, I am one of about two people in the Western Hemisphere who do not feel the need to embark on a murderous rampage upon hearing someone say they ‘Kissed A Girl’!

[IMAGE CREDIT: KCSPresse / Splash News]

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’: Leaked Artwork

Sep 21st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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See the above for the leaked artwork for Christina Aguilera’s first greatest hits album, “Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits”, out November 11, via  US retail giant Target [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The image was leaked onto the CD’s Wikipedia page.

Don’t even bloody ask me where the hell this picture was taken.

Looks weird dunnit?

Like it is one of those piccies used as art on the side of a bus, or a cheap flyer that has been wrapped around a lamp post.

Anyhoo, love the fiercy totally O.T.T. Tranny-licious ™ eye make-up. Love the fact that my darling Chrissy only looks goldy and not bright orangey. Also loving the fact that it has taken her all this time to produce a greatest hits, when arseholes like Hilary Duff have been pulling them out of their arses since practically their second album!

The CD’s rumoured tracklisting – with new two tracks and three new versions of old hits – can be found below (along with Wiki-links):

  1. “Genie in a Bottle” (New Version)
  2. “What a Girl Wants“
  3. “Come on Over Baby (All I Want Is You)“
  4. “Lady Marmalade” (New Version)
  5. “Dirrty” featuring Redman
  6. “Beautiful” (New Version)
  7. “Fighter“
  8. “Ain’t No Other Man“
  9. “Hurt“
  10. “Candyman“
  11. “Keeps Gettin’ Better“
  12. “Dynamite”

UPDATE - Pre-orders of the CD will begin selling on Tuesday Sept. 30 at Target.com. As a special bonus to Target customers, pre-orders of the CD will be coupled with a free download of Aguilera’s new single, “Keeps Gettin’ Better”.

Chrissy says about the release:

“I can’t believe it’s been over 10 years since my first album and it was really exciting to put all of my favorite songs in one collection for my fans,” said Aguilera. “Target is really behind music and will be a great home for my new album!”

Click below to listen to  Christina Aguilera’s first single ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’.

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Katy Perry’s Parents Brand ‘I Kissed A Girl’ Song ‘Shameful & Disgusting’

Aug 17th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katy Perry’s parents say they are ashamed of the singer’s chart busting song ‘I Kissed A Girl’, branding it ‘shameful and disgusting’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Perry’s parents are both Christian preachers, and she originally sang Christian music. Perry, 23, who uses her mother’s maiden name on-stage (rather than the family name, Hudson, to avoid confusion with Kate Hudson), seems to have wandered astray… No longer does she sing hymns, but faux-lesbian love songs.

‘I Kissed A Girl’ contains the following lyrics:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Perry’s song, which I take no moral exception to (despite the fact that it is not as good as the hype led me to believe) has upset her family.

According to the Daily Mail, Mary Hudson, Katy’s mother says:

I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel.

We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock.

When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray … Katy is our daughter and we love her but we strongly disagree with how she is conducting herself at the moment.

We cannot cut her out of our lives as she is our child but she knows we disagree strongly with what she is doing and the message she is promoting regarding homosexuality which the Bible clearly states is a sin. But the Bible also promotes understanding and forgiveness, which I keep reminding myself.

Katy is not a homosexual but I fear she has been led astray by the Hollywood crowd.

I pray all the time that God will work through her and help her find salvation.

Says Perry on her parents:

“I stopped trying to change them at 21”.

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