The sides of Jennifer Lopez are just as appealing as the bottom of Jennifer Lopez. That’s what we learn from looking at these promotional pictures for her album. She needs us to talk about these photos and not her music because she’s 100% smoke and mirrors. It’s the same thing she’s done with previous albums [...]
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Another Video Where Britney’s Standing Still
Poor Britney Spears (who is, inexplicably, about 45-years-old in this video, rather than 30). It’s bad enough her tour’s devolved into her giving lap dances. She’s pretty much 100% consistently drug-addled and glassy-eyed to the point I’m not even convinced she’s aware of her surroundings anymore. That’s the only way I can explain this video. [...]
Katy Perry Extended Last Friday Night Video
Katy Perry has released an extended eight-minute version of her Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) music video for those fans who can’t survive on four minutes of her breasts wrapped in neon 80s garb. After days of teasers mentioning that Rebecca Black, whose video has reached over 160,000,000 views on YouTube, would be in the video, [...]
The Person Scrubbing Britney Needs A Medal
Whoever it is washing and brushing each crevice of this woman before she appears at photo shoots needs a medal. This is the recently-released single cover for Britney Spears’ latest song, one of the weakest on her album by far, I Wanna Go. It’s a pretty lazy affair, and despite an album full of samey [...]
Kanye West Releases Video Months After Leak
Kanye West has released the music video to his Monster track, featuring Rick Ross, Jay-Z, and Nicki Minaj (the version leaked online in December was a rough cut with some temporary scenes for filler). I don’t have much to say, as I already posted about this when it leaked. A couple of notes, though: this [...]
Adele’s Hair Extensions Cover 300th Issue Of Q
Adele’s hair gets its own cover for the 300th issue of Britain’s Q Magazine. There has been some complaining about Photoshop shenanigans with Adele’s covers; the loudest regarding her Rolling Stone cover. I don’t think anyone messed with the Rolling Stone cover. And I think the above cover uses clever lighting. She’s lit to heck [...]
