Before boning his boss in return for a $10,000 weekly stipend, this was Casper Smart’s job. Effectively the same job, but this is the kind of job where keeping the costume is your compensation. I just saw this on E! Online who say it’s a 2009 campaign, you can watch it below. The video shows a bunch of adults, led by the help, dressing in bee costumes and crumping to generic dance music.
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The Help Will Be In Jennifer Lopez’s Music Video
Despite manager Benny Medina hijacking Jennifer Lopez’s Vogue profile to express his displeasure at this ‘obsessive’ relationship, that desperate to get her attention, the 42-year-old cast Casper Smart in her new music video. It’s a thing she does, with whomever she’s in love that week. It’s a bad sign. She cast Ben Affleck in Jenny From The Block, although Affleck says he regrets doing the video. The Help 1.0, Chris Judd, choreographed and danced in a bunch of her old videos including My Love Don’t Cost A Thing. Lopez also danced with Diddy in his Been Around The World video and performed a bunch of songs with now-estranged husband Marc Anthony. And now she’s groping Smart, who turns 25-years-old this week, in the Dance Again video. These are video stills, showing the couple blindfolding each other with ‘Love Is Blind.’ Myopic is more accurate.
Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Very, Very Sad
Here’s Kim Kardashian’s cleavage at the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala that wasn’t attended by Davis since he was at home mourning the loss of Whitney Houston. You’d be forgiven for giving Kardashian’s corseted boob show a pass with the short notice on which people were notified of the death in relation to the start of the event (Houston was in the bath getting ready to sing at the same event in the same hotel when she possibly drowned according to TMZ.com). Except Kardashian knew Houston died because she tweeted a reaction, which means instead of opting for black like everyone else including Britney Spears, Diana Ross, Ciara, and Kathy Griffin, Kardashian stuck with bedazzled blue.
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
Britney Spears At Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party
Here’s Britney Spears wearing her silkiest weave and most supportive bra for the Clive Davis pre-Grammys gala it was too late to cancel despite Whitney Houston being scheduled to sing and dying in the same location only hours beforehand as she got ready for her performance. Four photos of Spears on the red carpet for the first time since she became engaged to Jason Trawick in early December.
Amber Rose’s FAME Is Contrived & Auto-Tuned
At the time of Amber Rose’s random admission that Kanye West cheated on her with Kim Kardashian I wondered out loud why she sat on that information for a year despite being probed in plain English by Wendy Williams, instead opting to speak to a tabloid. There was a reason: the timing for the release of a single so bad it almost, almost makes Kardashian’s auto-tuned pee-gargling sound good. Which could be why Kardashian slighted Rose on Twitter without giving her more press: ‘Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.’ The professional groupie is transitioning into forgettable pop star with a famous boyfriend. Oh, that. Her single, Fame, is above. And it’s awful. And she can’t sing. And she boobed (I’m making that a thing) rapper boyfriend Wiz Khalifa into featuring. She told MTV: ‘I made the entire song and then sent it to him, he was overseas on tour at the time. He thought the track was dope. I asked him if he would be on it, he said definitely.’
Brad Pitt Wants That Oscar Before He Retires
Just before his succubus partner inhaled the last of his soul, Brad Pitt let the world know he’s only intermittently happy. As in, sometimes he’s happy, sometimes Angelina Jolie inhales entirely too much soul, not leaving him enough to get through the day. Pitt spoke with Australia’s 60 Minutes where he launched what most people are reading as a thinly-veiled Oscar campaign. ‘I am really enjoying the producing side and development of stories and putting those pieces together… getting stories to the plate that might have had a tougher times otherwise,’ said the actor who’s quitting acting in three years. ‘I think happiness is overrated, truthfully. I do. I think sometimes you’re happy, sometimes you’re not. There’s too much pressure to be happy. I don’t know. I don’t really give a s**t. I know I will be at times and I know I won’t be at times. Satisfied, at peace, those would be more goals for myself.’ The video’s HERE along with a transcript.







