At the time of Amber Rose’s random admission that Kanye West cheated on her with Kim Kardashian I wondered out loud why she sat on that information for a year despite being probed in plain English by Wendy Williams, instead opting to speak to a tabloid. There was a reason: the timing for the release of [...]
Posts under ‘Music’
Brad Pitt Wants That Oscar Before He Retires
Just before his succubus partner inhaled the last of his soul, Brad Pitt let the world know he’s only intermittently happy. As in, sometimes he’s happy, sometimes Angelina Jolie inhales entirely too much soul, not leaving him enough to get through the day. Pitt spoke with Australia’s 60 Minutes where he launched what most people are [...]
True Fans Wouldn’t Bootleg Madonna!!!!!!!!
That’s the number of exclamation points Madonna’s manager used when whining about his team springing a leak and a track from the singer’s unfinished album leaking online. Because that’s the number of exclamation points that indicates srs bsns. And letting fans know you mean srs bsns is a great way to get them to stop [...]
Jennifer Lopez Cries Singing If You Had My Love
Jennifer Lopez reportedly cried and ran off stage to compose herself during a performance this weekend. Lopez was a headlining act at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration on Saturday. She took to the stage in that naked spiderweb thing she always wears. She opened with an acoustic performance of If You Had My [...]
Albino Snooki ™ Ate The Real Snooki, Is Bloated
Here’s Christina Aguilera at the Michael Jackson tribute concert, Michael Forever, at the Millennium Stadium Cardiff, Wales Saturday night that The Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Hudson ditched at the last minute citing production problems. Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis and a few others still attended the oddly-located, under-attended, under-promoted, underwhelming concert. Aguilera made it through two costume [...]
Kat Von D Recording Album, WAS Cheated On
Kat Von D is a musician now, of course. Von D has started recording tracks for her debut album, she confirmed this weekend. Listing her influences as Guns N’ Roses, Metallica, AC/DC, Depeche Mode and The Cure, she tells E! News: ‘I’ve been passionate about music all my life. I’ve been playing classical piano since [...]
