Last week, RadarOnline.com reported that Princess Kanye packed a bindle full of silk socks and pocket squares and planned to run away from home the second Kimmode pushed out their baby. Realising how bad this story made her family look, Kris Jenner sent an ALL CAPS rebuttal TMZ’s way, claiming Kimmode and Princess Kanye were running away together. In any case, West did record his album during Kimmode’s pregnancy and he will tour when their kid is about two-months-old. And in case you were wondering what could possibly be more important than your first born child, you’ve got your answer. Here’s the cover of his new album, Yeezus, a portmanteau of ‘Kanye’ and ‘Jesus’ because only his school friends call him ‘Princess Kanye’ whereas the cool kids call him ‘Yeezus.’
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Rihanna was scheduled to perform in Boston last night after cancelling the same concert back in March due to illness. However, I guess she was waiting three hours for her dealer to deliver because that’s how late she was to her own show. Fans were left waiting with not so much as an opening act to keep them entertained the entire time and booed when Rihanna took the state but failed to apologise. Seemingly missing all the curse words in her @ replies, Rihanna blithely responded, ‘#BOSTON I will never forget this night!!! I truly have deeper love for you now!!! Thank you for making it extra special!! #DWT.’
Eve is apparently still alive since she’s a guest on Watch What Happens Live. And since she’s still alive, she’s able to tell the truth so you don’t have to tell the truth about Britney Spears phoning it in for Scream & Shout since Eve knows exactly what’s going on in 2013 even though her career is stuck in 2003. On the show, Eve says on camera: ‘I heard that might not be Britney… That’s what I heard, but you know, I don’t know… it could be Britney. But I heard it wasn’t.’ There’s no real way to misinterpret that. She’s saying Spears is credited with vocal work she didn’t do. A source lashed out to TMZ.com ‘Was Eve even in Studio. Didn’t know. She’s clearly jealous. I didn’t even know she still sings.’ But now Eve is telling lies so you don’t have to tell lies about Britney, b**ch. The rapper backpedaled on Twitter, writing ‘Come on ya’ll My comment was not about Britney Spears NOT singing the song- clearly it’s her. It was about the British accent-pay attention.’ Spears rep has responded with ‘[It'] absolute BS. Britney sang the song. Will.i.am wanted her for this song and she sang on it.’
- KHLOE K LOSING TOO MUCH WEIGHT? - Fishwrapper
- Jennifer Aniston Needs To Wear Bras - Lainey Gossip
- Eva Longoria Accidentally Flashed Her Goods - TooFab
- Jennifer Aniston Strips: Shocking Video - Fishwrapper
- Miley Cyrus Is Posing Almost Naked - Hollywood PQ
- KIM K CRYING OVER PREGNANCY!!! - TooFab
- Truth About Cheating Kristen Stewart - Lainey Gossip
- Amanda Bynes: Where Did It Go Wrong? - TooFab
Not realising that the title was supposed to be literal but suddenly reminded that I need to get my own eyes checked, Justin Timberlake flat ironed his hair for nothing since his government name and his new hair are redacted on his own album cover for The 20/20 Experience that’s released in about a month.
Since the shootings last week (there were a BUNCH, right, it wasn’t even one incident in one town?) people have been suitably testy about things like mindless gun crime, gun hoarding, and the glamourisation of gun violence. For example, the kind that’s in television shows like the ones that were pulled, postponed, censored, or broadcast with a disclaimer along with a bunch of movies over the weekend because people were still reeling from the mental image of someone harming those little kids. Which is also the reason why Ke$ha’s song Die Young started to tank over the weekend losing millions of listeners on radio and garnering hate mail on Twitter. The lyrics include: ‘Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young. We’re gonna die young. We’re gonna die young.’ So… yeah. Responding on Twitter to the criticism, she wrote: ‘I had my very own issues with Die Young for this reason. I did NOT want to sing those lyrics and I was FORCED TO.’ To Lohansplain: her song’s bad and she feels bad but it’s someone else’s fault.
Taylor Swift is probably going to write a song about Harry Styles from One Direction’s lack of commitment after they held hands backstage at X Factor, she introduced him to her mother during her sound check, she set a wedding date in her head and he never called her again. And she probably promised him that she wouldn’t write a song about him but then wrote one anyway because that’s a thing she does. For example, during her interview with The New York Times, Swift casually mentions that she once promised a swain he’d stay out of her dream journal but she put him in there anyway: ‘The only time [being written about] has ever crossed someone’s mind was when we were in the process of breaking up. Of course I was like, ‘Oh, don’t worry, I won’t’ And then I did. Look, it’s not like it was written somewhere in the fine print that I write songs about my life. If we break up, I’m going to write about it. But I’m probably also going to write about when I fell in love with you. So there’s an upside.’