This is what happens shortly after you allow Jennifer Aniston to touch your bumps, she thinks they’re hers forever and she gets her cats a sitter in order to watch your a$$ all the waking hours of the day. This is a photo of the last time Justin Theroux was seen alive, during an MTV Movie Awards after party. I kid, he’s still alive. Aniston’s cats need a father. It had been rumoured the pair were a couple after they were seen leaving an eatery together. Following that, they were seen at this after party, hosted by Jason Sudeikis; Aniston and Theroux were reportedly kissing, smiling, rubbing each others’ faces and necks and being pretty intimate. It’s probably in its early stages. But, in Aniston’s head, Mr Wiggles is being fitted for a best man suit and Mr Snuggles is the ring bearer. Yes, I’m about to call the authorities and animal control (she’s an animal hoarder).
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Blake Lively Mocked At MTV Movie Awards
In news we all saw coming, the Blake Lively photo scandal was mocked during this weekend’s 2011 MTV Movie Awards. It had been erroneously reported that Lively herself was going to film something making fun of the nude leaks. She’s nothing like that self-deprecating and the rumours turned out not to be true.
Because she can’t pass up an opportunity to lecture the youth on ethics, Reese Witherspoon ranted about how whore-a$$ reality stars leaking sex tapes and nude photos and feigning upset need to cool out. She also made the point that you don’t need to exploit your sexuality to get ahead, as though she didn’t go topless for a 1998 film called Twilight, as mentioned on today’s TMZ Live (uncensored photo here, censored here and here). Speaking minutes after Lively took the stage to present an award, Witherspoon seemed to take a swipe, ‘I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in the business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cellphone, you hide your face, people… Hide your face!’
Justin Timberlake & Mila Kunis Had A Grope
Below is video of Mila Kunis getting her bumps examined by Justin Timberlake at this weekend’s 2011 MTV Movie Awards. Because she’s a giver, she returns the favour. Shilling for ‘We Touch Bumps, But Without Eye Contact,’ the pair have been over-selling their sexuality and playing up the amount of time they needed to spend naked on a set full of people in order to shoot their sex scenes. While presenting on stage, the pair decided to share an intimate moment in the form of groping. Timberlake grabbed a handful of Kunis, because more than a handful is a waste I guess. She did the same. Dropping in a penis joke and an incest joke that made less work for me, you can see the bit below. Another photo’s below too.
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Cameron Diaz & A-Rod Probably Still Together
Despite People.com’s weekend report that Alex Rodriguez split with Cameron Diaz days ago, it would appear the couple is still together, reminding me why I stopped covering break-ups that weren’t teamed with a joint statement. It had been reported that Rodriguez tired of being smothered by Diaz and so he dumped her at some point last week. I guess their sources sobered up in time for Monday, as they’re changing their story. People’s sources now report that the pair were seen together at this weekend’s MTV Movie Awards after party, at Soho House in West Hollywood Sunday night, acting like a couple. ‘They left early holding hands. She was all smiles with him,’ a source said. And, the two also had a date night at the time of their ‘break up,’ at a bar in Los Angeles called Goal, where they watched the NBA finals. Photos of Diaz at the weekend’s MTV Movie Awards.
Blake Lively Denies Having A Sense Of Humour
Despite claims from Celebuzz.com, who were the first to get a statement refuting the authenticity of nude photos, Blake Lively will not be starring in a bit about this week’s photo scandal. It was claimed by Celebuzz’s sources, between tokes, that Lively would develop a sense of humour in time for this weekend’s Movie Awards. She would reportedly make fun of the leaks and ‘[Lively and the MTV Movie Awards are] working on a moment in the show where she’d make fun of it.’ As an update to an earlier story, GossipCop.com is reporting that Celebuzz basically lied in their report. So, I guess Lively’s going to remain hiding out in Italy for now. Gossip Cop says Lively will not be filming such a skit. A rep adds, the Celebuzz story is ‘totally untrue.’ I guess she won’t be filming that piece at all. The wording’s too vague to be sure. But it looks like there’ll be no such skit.
Blake Lively To Mock Nudes During Awards?
Blake Lively will come out of hiding in Venice, Italy and will reportedly be mocking this week’s nude scandal during the MTV Movie Awards 2011. I kind of didn’t see this coming, if I’m honest. She doesn’t seem that self-aware nor does she seem to have much of a sense of humour. And, since she’s stealth-dating Leonardo DiCaprio, who’s super-private but yet to dump her over the leaks, I wouldn’t think she’d want attention drawn to fully nude photos supposedly taken when she was filming a movie in 2008. In case you haven’t heard, it’s alleged the photos were intended for director of The Town, married Ben Affleck, with whom she flirted openly and often during the movie’s promotion, and who’s been seen with a black eye since the scandal broke. According to Celebuzz.com, Lively’s trying to work out a bit about the scandal that she can do for this Sunday’s ceremony. Since she’s not shy about the leaks, it feeds into porn-peddler Joe Francis’ theory that Lively leaked her own photos to raise her profile ahead of the release of her Summer movie. ‘I would say 90 percent it’s an orchestrated attempt or act on her part [to raise her profile],’ Francis of Girls Gone Wild told HollywoodLife.com, ‘[In] mainstream U.S.A, other than the five people that watch Gossip Girl, [no one has ever] heard of Blake Lively.’ Despite photos that clearly show her face, which her rep also claims are fake, [Lively and the MTV Movie Awards are] working on a moment in the show where she’d make fun of it.’






