A random naked man and his naked parts went running in the direction of Hayden Panettiere at this weekend’s MTV Europe Music Awards at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast. Panettiere was presenting the award for best song, when the unnamed man appeared out of nowhere and began an awkward seconds-long chat about her being on Heroes and how to exit [...]
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Beyonce Got Her Wish To Be Pregnant By 30
Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday with a bump that wasn’t gas or a food baby. And the worst of the conspiracy theories seem to have died down as no one can hold their gas or poops this long (the MTV Video Music Awards were a week ago). Looking back at her recent interviews, Beyonce was [...]
People On Twitter Called Demi Lovato Fatty Fat
People on Twitter were totes mean to Demi Lovato, youguise. I’m going to guess that mean 12-year-old girls take this stuff in shifts so that bullying Lovato won’t impede the sending of death threats to Selena Gomez. AMIRIGHT? After walking the black carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards, it would appear a bunch of [...]
Lindsay Lohan Twitter Flirts With Penis Lite ™
Dude who sent around nude photos and blamed the women because it’s always their fault may have another punching bag in the form of Lindsay Lohan if he plays his cards right and charms her with the certificate he got instead of a prison term for beating Rihanna. To be clear, at this point, there’s [...]
Beyonce Conspiracy Theories Out Of Control?
The Beyonce pregnancy reports have been getting out of hand today, especially since most bloggers like to see this stuff coming under ill-fitting sweaters and tight tees. Beyonce announced at the MTV Video Music Awards that she was pregnant. She announced it by rubbing her stomach twice, leaving the media bemused and blindsided enough to [...]
Katie Holmes Was At The Video Music Awards
Skynet Holmes ™ was allowed off her tether unattended for 10 minutes and this is what happened. She dressed herself and wandered onto the red carpet of the MTV VMAs. Okay, there were a bunch of actual musicians at the awards who’ll be lumped into another post because 30 individual posts would rob me of [...]
