A random naked man and his naked parts went running in the direction of Hayden Panettiere at this weekend’s MTV Europe Music Awards at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast. Panettiere was presenting the award for best song, when the unnamed man appeared out of nowhere and began an awkward seconds-long chat about her being on Heroes and how to exit the stage. You can watch the NSFW video HERE.
Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday with a bump that wasn’t gas or a food baby. And the worst of the conspiracy theories seem to have died down as no one can hold their gas or poops this long (the MTV Video Music Awards were a week ago). Looking back at her recent interviews, Beyonce was at SMUG ALERT 1, speaking in thinly-veiled code about her pregnancy. She spoke to CNN at the end of June. She’s reportedly around four months pregnant. So, in all likelihood, she was pregnant when she said this, ‘I always said I’d have a baby at 30… But I also said I was going to retire at 30. So I don’t know. Who knows? I’m not retiring… I feel like 30 is the ideal age, because you’re mature enough to know who you are and have your boundaries and your standards and not be afraid or too polite, but young enough to be a young woman. I’m so looking forward to it.’ Asked whether she was holding poops/gas, she replied, ‘Only God knows.’ Which was a thinly-veiled yes. Well, I suppose that was the first pregnancy interview and CNN didn’t know it at the time. Well, it’s below as a reminder along with MTV VMA photos.
People on Twitter were totes mean to Demi Lovato, youguise. I’m going to guess that mean 12-year-old girls take this stuff in shifts so that bullying Lovato won’t impede the sending of death threats to Selena Gomez. AMIRIGHT? After walking the black carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards, it would appear a bunch of people tweeted Lovato unflattering remarks. She responded, because that’s easier than going outside and getting some fresh air, ‘I’ve gained weight. Get over it. That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for AN EATING DISORDER… Guess what? I’m healthy and happy, and if you’re hating on my weight you obviously aren’t.’ 10 photos include Lovato from this Sunday’s Video Music Awards and the August 14 VH1 Do Something Awards. How does she look?
Dude who sent around nude photos and blamed the women because it’s always their fault may have another punching bag in the form of Lindsay Lohan if he plays his cards right and charms her with the certificate he got instead of a prison term for beating Rihanna. To be clear, at this point, there’s nothing to like about most of the people in this post. But I though it would be negligent of me not to mention Lohan’s Twitter booty call. It would appear people who aren’t me watched Chris Brown/ Basic Bob/ Penis Lite ™ at the VMAs. I saw a brief clip, before skipping to the part where Jay-Z sipped his drink and gave no f**ks. It was Brown trying to beat on women in the audience while suspended on wires, I think. Lohan went right on Twitter to sing his praises and try to hook up, because people do that now. Brown retweeted her praise. No arrests have been made.
The Beyonce pregnancy reports have been getting out of hand today, especially since most bloggers like to see this stuff coming under ill-fitting sweaters and tight tees. Beyonce announced at the MTV Video Music Awards that she was pregnant. She announced it by rubbing her stomach twice, leaving the media bemused and blindsided enough to still require confirmation from her rep, who replied ‘I’m happy to say it’s true.’ Beyonce was on stage in New York 10 days ago with a dress that showed her stomach and it appeared to be flat. This has got some conspiracy theorists going nuts…. ‘HOW IS BABBY FORMED? NOT LIKE THAT, IT’S NOT!’ Well, Lainey Gossip says that Beyonce’s been double-stuffing her goodies into Spanx since forever (the revealing dress worn in New York would still have hidden Spanx). So she probably double-stuffed her baby thing too. Anyway, since there’s a baby in there who emerged from under restrictive underwear, Us Weekly has offered some more information. Us claims Beyonce is ‘close to three-months along.’ Sandra Rose and a few others are opining six. I dunno. Oh, Us has an explanation for the Lavin tent thing Beyonce wore; an odd-choice for a pregnancy announcement… ‘Beyonce… wasn’t going to announce it but she is so excited she couldn’t hold it in. Jay is ecstatic and over the moon. He really wanted this so badly. They barely told anyone… They kept it secret until they were sure and now she simply couldn’t wait to tell the world!’ 10 bump photos.
Skynet Holmes ™ was allowed off her tether unattended for 10 minutes and this is what happened. She dressed herself and wandered onto the red carpet of the MTV VMAs. Okay, there were a bunch of actual musicians at the awards who’ll be lumped into another post because 30 individual posts would rob me of the will to live. But Holmes got her own post because I was so tickled she attended. Her husband’s playing a singer in his upcoming movie. Otherwise, I dunno. I think her GPS needs looking at, she could end up in a river next time. 10 pictures below.
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