There’s another Linda Lovelace biopic project, since Hollywood doesn’t seem to know that if the world wants to stare at an overrated cumbucket, they can just turn on E! Malin Akerman replaced Lindsay Lohan for Inferno. And this biopic’s just called Lovelace, and it’s a different film altogether about the late porn star. Peter Sarsgaard [...]
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Breaking Dawn Sex Had Too Much Thrusting
Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon has spoken about the original R-rating given for the too-graphic sex scenes. The scenes Kristen Stewart told Glamour were the most important in the movie, out-of-body, and over-hyped. Condon explained the problem with the scenes of Stewart and boyfriend IRL Robert Pattinson who got a little too into his scenes… ‘It’s [...]
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Clothing Line
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Clothing line. I just wrote those words on the Internet and then curled up into the foetal position. Anyone who’s seen the Swedish original or the trailer that reveals too much from the 2011 copy pasta, both taken from the books, will know what I mean. GWTDT Tor Software or [...]
Milla Jovovich Mad Three Musketeers Flopped
Milla Jovovich went on a days-long Twitter rant about how mismanaged the marketing has been for her current flop, Three Musketeers. The movie reportedly had an $80 million budget and made only ’$2.9 million at 3,017 theatres in the U.S. on Friday for an estimated $8 million weekend,’ according to Deadline.com. By comparison, the weekend’s box [...]
Amanda Seyfried At In Time Movie Premiere
Amanda Seyfried is one of the more tolerable people in the new derivative movie, In Time. It’s like the Beyonce of science-fiction movies, with nary an original plot point or character with its ‘borrowed’ scenes and inspiration. I’m not mad at Seyfried for keeping her bills paid this month, nor Olivia Wilde. I am kind [...]
Demi Moore Wears Wedding Ring On Red Carpet
Demi Moore took a break from absorbing Ashton Kutcher’s soul to attend her first red carpet since the Star cheating scandal broke. This is only passably-noteworthy for two reasons 1) She’s clearly not getting the nutrients she needs to survive from Kutcher’s soul alone 2) she’s wearing her wedding ring. There are 10 photos below [...]
