There are some new character posters for The Avengers movie that’s going to be an excuse for me spend two hours fascinating about running my fingers through Chris Hemsworth’s weave. Doctors can preform an ovary recussitation when mine explode, right? Like, they keep spares somewhere? Are ovaries a ‘grows back’ part? Whatever, WEAVE. He has [...]
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Robert Pattison Would Hate His Own Movie
Realising the movie’s being sold as one long sex scene and a rubber stamp on normalising necrophilia, even the Twilight cast are dissing their own film. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner (kept warm by a sweater and pitiful facial hair), gave an interview with Moviefone to coincide with the London and Los Angeles [...]
Breaking Dawn Sold As One Long Sex Scene
At this point, with little to no chance of me watching it, I’m going to choose to assume that Breaking Dawn is one long sex scene. One long, hard, lubed sex scene that sparkles all glittery if you angle your monitor just right (don’t pretend you’re not bootlegging that s**t, who goes to the cinema [...]
Mirror, Mirror Will Be The Budget Snow White
The trailer for the other Snow White movie, Mirror, Mirror has been released. This movie’s so… behind; its production stills, its trailer. Everything feels like it’s released within 48-hours of any Snow White and the Huntsman promotion, adding to the confusion. The Huntsman trailer was better, let’s just get that out of the way; accents [...]
Snow White & The Huntsman: Trailer & Posters
A trailer has been released for Snow White & The Huntsman, one of two Snow White movies due for release in 2012. Mercifully, the other version with Julia Roberts and Armie Hammer has a new name. It was The Brothers Grimm: Snow White, then left untitled, then renamed Mirror, Mirror. And, it’s evident from interviews Hammer’s [...]
Johnny Depp, Amber Heard Rum Diary Premiere
Amber Heard’s shiny rack did everything it could to make people forget she was part of The Failboy Club with Eddie Cibrian. It worked. Thus is the power of a shiny rack. Here are photos of Heard along with The Rum Diary leading man and rape comment-maker Johnny Depp who probably still doesn’t see the [...]
