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James Franco’s penis wrapped in a bow is your early Christmas present, as it has been announced that the actor will be writing, directing and starring in a forthcoming movie. A movie in which he’s likely to be naked in at least one scene. The Adderall Diaries, a memoir by Stephen Elliott, was released in paperback recently. Soon after, Franco bought the film rights and promised to write, direct, and star in the film himself. Elliott and Franco are collaborating on the movie’s screenplay. The pair are halfway through their first draft, and the book’s author notes that if the final script doesn’t stray too far from the original, we’ll have full-frontal nude Franco on the big screen. I can have Franco’s junk, in a bow, delivered for Black Friday morning. An adult will have to sign upon delivery. Postage and packing cost two ponies and some body glitter.

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Christian Bale will play Batman one last time. Maybe because he’s sick of the medicinal taste of those little throat sweets, and he’d just rather not scratch up the back of his throat doing that weird voice. He did the fake-sounding gravelly voice in Terminator Salvation too, and I know I wasn’t the only one who found it distracting. Just do the accent, Señor Bale. We’re staring and not really listening to you anyway. Don’t worry your pretty little head about butching-up your voice for the part. Where was I? Oh. Bale will only play Batman in one more movie, then he quits this b**ch. He shares in the video, part of a promotional interview for The Fighter, that Christoper Nolan-directed The Dark Knight Rises will be his last as the titular character. Bales seems to have heard that The Dark Knight Rises will round out the the story arc of the movies so far. ‘I believe, unless Chris [Nolan, director] says different, this will be the last time.’ Watch below.

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Mean Girls 2 exists. It has been greenlit since June and the actors and director announced. I saw its movie trailer and thought it must be some horrible fan-made trash. The same thing I thought when watching the Showgirls 2 trailer. However, it’s entirely legit and this is the official trailer for Mean Girls 2. The film still co-stars Tim Meadows, who must have a spare minute to fill between other projects, Maiara Walsh, Jennifer Stone, and Meaghan Martin. Aside from Meadows and Walsh (who used to be on Desperate Housewives), I don’t recognise any one. The film’s co-written by Elana Lesser and Cliff Ruby. Where the first was masterfully written by Tina Fey (based on the book by Rosalind Wiseman). The lack of Fey is showing. Furthermore, there’s no real promotion of the sequel until 20 seconds into the 97 second trailer, shown below. It’s basically a Mean Girls (1) trailer, that turns into a steaming turd if fed after midnight.

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