Steven Spielberg has just been added to my list of ‘People who have desecrated a holy grail of cinema and as punishment shall have rude things done to them with a sharpened raddish’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I generally think Spielberg is a hot biatch. He has had a couple of FAIL films, but in general he [...]
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Bastardized Films That Will Totally Suck Arse: Part 1,209
‘Repo! The Generic Opera’ Gets Bad Reviews
Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.
However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her [...]
Socks & The City Would Be Better
What is better… gouging your eyes out with rusty fish-hooks and then sitting down to eat a bag of strawberry-covered cheetos, only to realise that they are past their use by date *gasp* OR a Sex & The City sequel? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
What do you mean that is a stupid question?
Kim Cattrall has confirmed [...]
The Grudge 3: Trailer & Spoilers
I wish that I could say I am excited about the new trailer for The Grudge 3. However, I think you and I both know that this film is gonna suck harder than Brit Brit, on her frappe drip, when her caffeine levels start to get low [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This is the third installment [...]
Another GD ‘Bourne’ Film In 2010… Really?!?
Really? Another damn ‘Bourne’ film… *yells* really! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Matt Damon is set to star in a fourth installment of the ‘Bourne’ movie series, in 2010.
Damon, is a man who is in serious danger of becoming over-exposed. As the piece of man-candy-on-a-stick who held my interest up-until the ‘Bourne Supremacy’ film (using his rippling [...]
