Michelle Williams is taking the ‘Natalie Portman Road to Box Office Gold’, the road that involves simulating oral sex and then discussing it, ad nauseum, until people forget all other story arcs/ the basic premise of the movie. It’s getting some asses on seats for Black Swan, although those oral scenes and the oral scenes [...]
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James Franco’s Grandmother Called You a P**sy
‘I THINK THEY’RE A BUNCH OF P**SIES’, yells the apparently stone-cold sober grandmother of James Franco. Yes, really. I had to watch to the end, where she begins yelling answers to her grandson’s line of questioning, but she actually uses that wording. Why is this elderly woman yelling obscenities while wearing a Santa hat and [...]
Dustin Hoffman Thinks Marriage is Unnatural
Dustin Hoffman seems to have become confused somewhere along the promotional trail for his new abomination of a movie (that went to the top of the US weekend box office while people were widely inebriated and their defenses were down). The actor, starring in another movie about the worst sides of family life, says he [...]
Heather Morris Considered for Buffy Reboot
Heather Morris is being considered for a role in the Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot no one wants. A reboot in name alone that already has negative publicity for rights owners Warner Brothers and Vertigo Entertainment screwing over franchise creator/ writer of the 1997-2003 TV show and 1992 movie, Joss Whedon. I guess I could [...]
Chloe Sevigny Discusses Brown Bunny Blow Job
Chloe Sevigny spoke with Playboy magazine’s January 2011 issue, the one Pamela Anderson’s leather airbags cover a 13th time. In the issue, the actress takes part in Playboy’s 20 Questions feature. Sevigny discusses the final season of Big Love, Bill Paxton incessantly flashing his junk to those on the Big Love set, her infamous non-simulated [...]
Jessica Alba Worries About Husband Cheating
Jessica Alba spends alternate minutes, every second Tuesday of the month, scowling into the mirror and cursing the names of all ‘remotely attractive’ women within sexing distance of her husband. Alba, to be clear, is very pretty. Obviously. So long as she’s not talking. Or thinking. Or victim-blaming in the car-crashes that are her attempts [...]
