For some reason, people are all in a lather today about Deadline.com’s reporting of Lindsay Lohan being in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. She’s only in talks for one. She rarely gets out of that phase before being ditched for someone else or being demoted to a smaller part (see every [...]
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the movie I’ve been avoiding reading and talking about since it doesn’t need to exist, has a trailer. The trailer’s being posted since I guess a bunch of you will like it but it looks cheap, boring, annoying and too slapstick for my taste. Well, it’s personal taste but I’ll [...]
Tom Cruise Fulfilling Obligation To Love Wife
Tom Cruise is in completely heterosexual love with his robot wife (made in Japan’s uncanny valley). Because love between man and robot is recognised under the $cilon constitution as a completely valid lifestyle choice. Speaking of his marriage, because he has a movie to promote, Cruise assured everyone he’s in love: ‘Every day I fall [...]
The Dark Knight Rises Has A Proper Trailer Now
The Dark Knight Rises has its first proper trailer, following the teaser and the grainy bootleg from the Mission Impossible 4 screenings this weekend. Well, here it is. It’s off on a tangent, compared to the teaser. And it’s very OWS/ BURN THE 1%, which is a little disconcerting. And there’s a lot more Bane, more Christian Bale, [...]
Charlize Theron Worries About Your Hello Kitty
Charlize Theron has impossibly-high standards in what she expects from other women; namely, if you love Hello Kitty, you can’t love her too. She’d hate my a$$, I’m chronically-immature and easily-amused by things from my youth. In which case, Theron would have me spanked with a Hello Kitty paddle until I conceded to only watching [...]
Rooney Mara Talks About Her TGWTDT Merkin
Rooney Mara has slipped into GOOP 2.0 territory. She already got a ‘Sit DOWN Rooney Mara,’ from LaineyGossip.com and a try-hard/ side-eye from Celebitchy, Jezebel and a few others. Basically, she’s being retro-GOOP insufferable. I don’t think she means to be. She’s from an insanely-wealthy family and perhaps she’s blind to how pretentious and ungrateful she sounds doing [...]
