Shia LaBeouf spent months trying to convince people of his ‘art’ by getting naked in a music video then overplaying his hand in Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. In addition to tales of using his own sex tape as his audition, his method drug-taking and method alcoholism, LaBeouf has also been selling Nymphomaniac as authentic for its supposedly non-simulated sex scenes. Only for the director himself to be all like, ‘Nah, we’re using stunt penises and green screens.’ I’m barely kidding, here is the actual quote the director gave The Hollywood Reporter: ’We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and the below the waist it will be the doubles.’
Katie Holmes actually had something of a career as a working actor before Tom Cruise handcuffed himself to her, made it all about him, and made Holmes un-marketable. However, Holmes is basically Jason Bourne in Mom Jeans because she escaped using burner phones and getaway cars. And at this point it’s like she was never even married. I mean, sure, she’s probably been bugged without her knowledge and she’s probably basically a walking pinpoint on Google Maps (there’s an app for that?) but she’s no longer tainted by the relationship that made her such a hard sell. So here she is working on Mania Days with Luke Kirby in New York City where it’s all about standing around in a wet t-shirt because Holmes is serious about her comeback. 24 photos from the Mania Days set.
Here is Megan Fox as April O’Neil alongside what will become a Ninja Turtle in post-production. 24 photos from the New York City set that you can look at without having to remortgage your house or strain your eyes in 3D glasses.
Justin Timberlake landed in Cannes, France and immediately declared himself the country’s princess while Princess Kanye wasn’t looking. So here are some photos of Princess Justin after flat ironing his hair but before getting his pretty face cut.
Yesterday, I joked that Megan Fox no longer had to wash cars for roles because it’s serious business since becoming someone’s mother. Except I should have known better because Michael Bay is already directing the Ninja Turtles reboot with his d**k. Surprising no one who understands how movies work, here is Fox jumping up and down on a trampoline on the New York City set. 12 photos below.
Landing a part without having to wash any of Michael Bay’s cars because she’s all serious business since pushing a baby out of her, here’s what Megan Fox looks like on the set of the Ninja Turtles reboot precisely no one is looking forward to.