I would say it looks like the new Mischa Barton traveled back in time and ate the old Mischa Barton. Except it actually looks like someone gave the old Mischa Barton a sandwich back in 2003 and because SCIENCE! carbs actually do spend a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips. Photos below of Barton shopping at Sunset Plaza in Los Angeles, California on April 8, 2013.
Incidentally, though, this is what she looked like in a bikini in January 2012.
Because they totally remember that thing Mischa Barton did that one time on the 2003 pilot for The O.C., here she is on Twitter complaining that the paparazzi are messing with her car just to get photos of her fixing it again. Really. She writes: ‘Thanks a lot to the photographer who decided to let the air out [of our] tires and watch us pump them back up.’ Yep, all of those things totally happened.
Realising there’s GOLD in them there Instamatics, Mischa Barton has basically devolved into Lindsay Lohan; subsisting on photo shoots and television work. Here are some previews of Barton from a recent photo shoot with Brooke Nipar.
Mischa Barton can be seen here, running for her life, after hearing that Wook Wook learned how to book a flight/ check-in online and stalk cities from the comfort of first class. Barton feigned a smile, as the ground shook beneath her. These were the last photos taken of Barton, before she took cover in a cabana.
Mischa Barton stopped being crazy and started being thin. So she’s totes popular again. WHEE! These are some photos of Barton on the beach in Miami, Florida December 27 because the last two years never happened and wearing a bikini makes you a thing again. The actress spent Christmas in Miami since everyone’s somewhere hot right now fearing the Wook Wook that stalks colder climates.
Reacting only because they were asked for comment by TooFab.com, PETA has issued a statement about the Mischa Barton shoot with Tyler Shields for which the two posed with raw steak. PETA’s statement: ‘This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet… In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it’s completely callous; flesh from a tortured animal isn’t a joke, isn’t camp, and isn’t cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering. So if that’s the look they were going for, too bad. They could have taken a leaf out of the playbooks of Pamela Anderson and Alyssa Milano, two PETA pinups who have shown off their natural beauty in outfits made of lettuce leaves.’ Shields reacted to PETA’s reaction… ‘I did not kill the cow, I just bought the meat. If they feel like I should be using lettuce instead of meat, I will see if I can work that into something. I don’t attack them for being non-meat eaters so I hope they can respect my choice as a human to eat it.’ My reactions: 1) floss 2) don’t ‘lick toilet seats’ for coke money 3) if I ever do need coke money, Shields is hiring.
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