Realising there’s GOLD in them there Instamatics, Mischa Barton has basically devolved into Lindsay Lohan; subsisting on photo shoots and television work. Here are some previews of Barton from a recent photo shoot with Brooke Nipar.
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Mischa Barton Wearing A Polka Dot Bikini
Mischa Barton can be seen here, running for her life, after hearing that Wook Wook learned how to book a flight/ check-in online and stalk cities from the comfort of first class. Barton feigned a smile, as the ground shook beneath her. These were the last photos taken of Barton, before she took cover in a cabana.
Mischa Barton Bikini Photos On Miami Vacation
Mischa Barton stopped being crazy and started being thin. So she’s totes popular again. WHEE! These are some photos of Barton on the beach in Miami, Florida December 27 because the last two years never happened and wearing a bikini makes you a thing again. The actress spent Christmas in Miami since everyone’s somewhere hot right now fearing the Wook Wook that stalks colder climates.
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PETA Reacts To Mischa Barton Raw Steak Shoot
Reacting only because they were asked for comment by TooFab.com, PETA has issued a statement about the Mischa Barton shoot with Tyler Shields for which the two posed with raw steak. PETA’s statement: ‘This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet… In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it’s completely callous; flesh from a tortured animal isn’t a joke, isn’t camp, and isn’t cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering. So if that’s the look they were going for, too bad. They could have taken a leaf out of the playbooks of Pamela Anderson and Alyssa Milano, two PETA pinups who have shown off their natural beauty in outfits made of lettuce leaves.’ Shields reacted to PETA’s reaction… ‘I did not kill the cow, I just bought the meat. If they feel like I should be using lettuce instead of meat, I will see if I can work that into something. I don’t attack them for being non-meat eaters so I hope they can respect my choice as a human to eat it.’ My reactions: 1) floss 2) don’t ‘lick toilet seats’ for coke money 3) if I ever do need coke money, Shields is hiring.
Tyler Shields’ Meat In Mischa Barton’s Mouth
Here’s another ludicrous shoot The Poor Man’s Uncle Terry ™ did with the light settings still jacked on his smartphone. These are newly-released photos Tyler Shields did with Mischa Barton after being harassed into doing so by randoms who ran a foreign Barton fan club. Shields explained: ‘So one day out of the blue I start getting emails with the subject ‘Mischa Barton’ Upon opening the emails I realize they are from her fan club in Brazil they were asking me to shoot her the emails didnt stop for almost 2 weeks at the same time they were emailing me they were emailing one of her best friends about me I randomly met her friend and we talked about it a few days later this happened… She was amazing to work with and I cant wait to do it again.’ So, of course, these are the photos for which he’ll overcharge later. They show Barton’s teeth rotting (she REALLY needs a clean) as she gets food poisoning from gumming raw steak. Four photos below.
Mischa Barton May or May Not Have on Pants
I’m a little slow on the uptake and feeling groggy like a mofo today, and when I saw these new candids of Mischa Barton my first and only thought was like ‘oh… she’s not wearing any pants either’. She really is covering her bottom half, with denim shorts, but it amuses the three-year-old inside of me to pretend that she’s wearing nothing but these hideous white shoes and a military-style jacket.
Photos show Mischa Barton, looking thinner and less ‘dragged through a hedge’ than she has of late, at Hammer Art Museum in Westwood, CA June 29, 2010.
