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Mila Kunis Accuses Miley Cyrus of Smoking Weed


Mila Kunis on Lopez Tonight discussing Miley smoking weed in the bong video.

Mila Kunis is desperate enough to promote Black Swan that she’d risk slandering Miley Cyrus. Not that best idea, but let’s play along until one of us gets sued. Kunis’ interview with George Lopez is above and the actress tries one last time to get you to watch two hours of feigned lesbianism dressed up as Oscar-fodder. Rather than focus on lesbians giving each other head in the film, which would be an easier sell, the Golden Globe-nominee talks about how Cyrus was too high-looking to be smoking anything legal in that bong video. ‘She was smoking some weed. Come on, now; that was not no legal [substance],’ Kunis told Lopez.

Billy Ray is Sad About Miley Cyrus’ Bong Video

Father of Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray, has gone on Twitter to express disappointment at his daughter using a bong and being caught getting a legal high on video. I saw this video, when it was released a few hours ago, and couldn’t be bothered to post it or pictures of Cyrus hitting a bong, when the substance in that bong wasn’t illegal. I’m all like, ‘weed, or give her a crack spoon, or didn’t happen’. However, parental-involvement makes the sun shine out of my special places. It’s the thing that’s always missing from stories of 17-year-old Taylor Momsen proselytising the joys of masturbating. Billy Ray clearly only just learned of the video, posted on TMZ, shot at 18-years-old Cyrus’ home five days after her birthday. It shows her hitting that pipe and tripping to a natural herb called salvia. Which, more than once, I misread as ‘saliva’, and thought ‘that makes no sense… can you smoke your own spit?’ I wish I were joking about that last part.

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Miley Cyrus Naked Photo Leak Revealed as FAKE

The supposed naked photo of Miley Cyrus has been revealed as fake. Sorry, single straight male reader, who spent the last 10 hours using it as a masturbatory aid. You were jerking off to a nobody. A NOBODY! The person who originated the story made it up, then released another story announcing the whole thing as a fake. It was suspected from the start that the image, showing a woman from only the neck down, was a fraud. The naysayers were 100% correct. It’s not even Photoshop, I don’t think. It’s an outright fake posed for by someone who fancies themselves as a Cyrus lookalike. The originator of the story admits it’s a ‘random 19-year-old girl from London who goes around taking all sorts of photos telling guys she is a Miley look-a-like.’ So, all that fun MS Painting a diagram ‘proving’ it was Cyrus was time wasted. Imagine that.

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Miley Cyrus Nude Leaked Cell Phone Pictures?

Miley Cyrus nude cell phone pictures have allegedly been leaked today, ones claiming to be newly taken. It’s not like Cyrus is a stranger to posing for creepy pictures and sexting nudes/ semi-nudes/ alleged blowjob photos of herself or whatever. But, at this stage, the photos are just alleged. There are clothed pictures, in which you can clearly see Cyrus’ face. And there’s one nude of a young woman whose face is cut out of the picture. According to some sources, Cyrus’ purse was allegedly stolen at an LA party she hosted, at her new home, over the weekend. It is further alleged that Cyrus’ purse contained her iPhone and camera and pictures are now starting to leak because of that. I call shenanigans, as a certain image board tries to prove these newly-leaked photos are 100% real; as though anyone can’t buy thrift store gingham and an iPhone.

Gossip Cop calls shenanigans too, claiming, ‘the person pictured is a bit thinner. More importantly, the individual in the photo is missing a key piece of evidence; Cyrus’ tattoo that reads Just Breathe beneath her left breast.’ The clothed pictures are shown below, as is a heavily-censored version of the leaked nude (if real, it was supposedly taken before she turned 18).

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Miley Cyrus Nude Playboy Spread Won’t Happen

Miley Cyrus‘ nude Playboy pictures are going to continue to exist only in the mind of her fan(s), for the time being. Despite enthusiastic reporting to the contrary this week, Cyrus will likely not be posing naked for the men’s magazine. This week, we learnt from an interview with Hugh Hefner that he would be interested to have Cyrus pose for his magazine. When asked by Fox News whether ‘any offers were on the table’ for Cyrus to appear in the pages of Playboy, Hefner replied, ‘The simple answer is she is the one that you and all the other readers would like to see.’ Hefner noted further that it depends who the hot person of the moment is. For now, it’s Cyrus. This is not a big shock, since she turned 18-years-old this week (making it that much less interesting to track her assorted whorish behaviours). People expect her to follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera who both posed topless/ nude for Rolling Stone soon after they were of age. It wouldn’t be shocking. And, it’s nothing we’ve not seen before. Really; we’re one ‘accidental’ crotch shot away from seeing all her parts. Anyhow, according to Gossip Cop, ‘Cyrus is not going to take it off for Playboy’. Though, let’s face it, when the inevitable drug habit sets in and she’s got mouths to feed, she’ll need the money enough to do anything.

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Miley Cyrus and Avan Jogia at Birthday Party

Miley Cyrus is 18. I gather people are excited about that fact. I’m not. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl and have no interest in legally now being able to post pictures of her full-on ‘accidental’ crotch shots/ nip slips and the like (we all know those are coming, as is inevitable topless shot in Maxim/ Rolling Stone or similar). We’ve seen it all before, worryingly. I guess it’s more that she can now legally act like a little ‘ho, and leak sext pictures like it’s 1999. Whatever. Cyrus celebrated, a few days early, by letting some dude’s penis wish her vagina a happy 18th birthday. I wish I were kidding, but I’m really not. The teenager, who is 18-years-old today, November 23, had a birthday party attended by some dude rumoured to be her boyfriend, Avan Jogia, 18. At her Sunday birthday party at Trousdale nightclub, she and teen star Jogia were hold up necking and grinding in the corner. So, she’s still exactly as whorish as before she became legal. Funsies.

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