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Miley Cyrus Grammy Awards Red Carpet Photos

Miley Cyrus attended the 53rd annual Grammys on February 13. The singer was there in attendance with others who’d missed their bed times/ had to sneak out in order to walk the red carpet with the grown-ups (as did Justin Bieber, whose pictures are below as an honourable mention, and his girlfriend Selena Gomez who I don’t have right now). The singer and actress already made me laugh this weekend by attempting to restrain her breasts with a breast-restraining net. Even though everyone knows some kind of electric fence is the best way to go.

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Miley Cyrus Showing Sideboob for Marie Claire

Miley Cyrus covers the March 2011 issue of American Marie Claire. The magazine’s cover is shown below.  I was going to make this a generic, ‘Miley’s covering this magazine, and some of the asinine words she spat out during her interview are shown below.’ And then I saw the behind-the-scenes video she did for the same issue. The 18-year-old, wearing a dress different to the one on the cover, seems to be showing an unnecessary amount of sideboob in the video’s still (above). She’s actually pulling back her dress to show the side of her breast and that she’s not wearing a bra. Slore. Anyway, she’s shown in further images below and she talks about getting caught smoking a bong, ‘I’m not perfect… I made a mistake … I’m disappointed in myself for disappointing my fans. For me it was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for.’ What does she stand for? Hyperbole out of the window, when I think of Cyrus, I think of her going braless, taking sexualised pictures sometimes with friends/ her assistant, and giggling in the bong video. Nothing non-sexual, and nothing moral. To be fair, Marie Claire challenges the lazy/ rehearsed wording of her statement meant to placate angry parents, asking ‘But do you really think it was a mistake?’ And good for them. She’s sorry she got caught in a scandal. Again. That’s all.

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Miley Cyrus Tops Worst Influence Poll… Again

Miley Cyrus is, like, a totally awesome role model, yooguise. The 18-year-old has been voted ‘Worst Influence’, again, by the readers of teenage-interest site, JSYK.com. She won over Lindsay Lohan, Demi Lovato, and Amber Portwood. So, she won over someone with an admitted addiction problem (who thumbs her nose repeatedly at the rehabilitation process), someone who also has provocative pictures, and someone who got knocked-up and faces federal charges for neglect of that child. Okay, sure. It’s probably because the singer spent half of last year not wearing a bra and mistakenly using her nipples as light sabers. And the other half posing for sexually provocative/ questionably pictures like these, this one, this one, and these. Jezebel.com calls the singer’s past year, ‘mild antics,’ blithely ignoring the things she’s actually spent the year doing; posing with her tongue out and making blow job faces whenever someone pointed their iPhone at her, and getting high. A legal high, sure. But a high that spiked sales of that drug and further influenced those unfortunate enough to look to her as a role model. NY Daily News points out Cyrus won by a landslide. It wasn’t even close, ‘the 18-year-old took in a whopping 58% of the 99,000 votes in the poll for AOL’s JSYK (Just So You Know) website, which has a target audience of 9-15 year olds.’

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Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment Leaked Pictures

These leaked pictures show Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment hooking up. Sort of. If hooking up were defined by the masturbatory musing of teenage boys and the soft core porn industry. Osment has her tongue out and Cyrus puckers up for a girl-on-girl kiss. I’m pretty sure these pictures are from the end of last week, but they somehow only just made it on my radar today. The photos show Cyrus and whoever the heck Osment is, pretending to kiss and lick each other’s faces, in what I’m assuming is a lesbian tween boot camp. It’s the same boot camp Cyrus was in taking faux lesbian pictures with her assistant (a female assistant trying to lick Cyrus’ nipple through her dress). I’m going to revert to my Ke$ha rule and declare these ‘meh’. But they are indicative of Cyrus’ general lack of common sense and insistence on taking sexualised pictures with whomever is within licking distance. The nude pictures of her did turn out to be fake, of course, but it’s only a matter of time before she’s doing a Rihanna/Ke$ha/ Cassie and joining the ‘I Can Has Taint?’ club. As a side note, these leaks are happening so often I actually needed to start a ‘Miley Cyrus Leaked Photo’ folder on my drive.

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Hacker of Miley Cyrus’ Email Arrested for Fraud

The person who hacked into Miley Cyrus’ email back in 2008, Josh ‘Trainreq’ Holly, has been arrested on unrelated charges. The 21-year-old, oddly, was never charged for gaining unauthorised access to Cyrus’ personal accounts and pictures despite their content and her being around 16-years-old at the time. If you’ll recall the bygone era before Amy Grindhouse was in your Internets mocking your faps, pictures of a half-naked Cyrus were accessed and spread online; heavily tagged. They showed the singer pulling assorted duck faces, and the now-popular blow job face, while pulling her shirts up/ down or that weird one where she’s in the shower in a white shirt, with the water on. He ‘does not face charges relating to Cyrus, but the intrusion into her account was used by agents to obtain permission to search his seized computer equipment.’ According to court documents, say Access Hollywood, ‘Holly, 21, was arrested Thursday in Nashville and charged with possession of [200 unauthorised] credit card account numbers] after FBI agents reviewed evidence obtained when they searched his computer.’

They add, ‘In an FBI affidavit filed with the U.S. District Court in Nashville, Agent Victor Rodriguez writes that Holly acknowledged hacking into Cyrus’ MySpace account. Court documents also said he bragged online and to the media about obtaining photos of Cyrus from her Gmail account in late 2007 and later posting them on a site frequented by hackers.’ He also admitted it was part of a wider deal, to gain access to well-trafficked celebrity accounts, with a spam company who paid Holly $110,000 between Nov. 2007 and July 2008. Holly has been released on his own recognizance. His preliminary hearing’s set for Jan. 12.

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Miley Cyrus Lesbian Photo With Assistant Leaks

Now that Miley Cyrus is 18 and pictures like this come second to stills of her from the bong video, I am less than excited to learn of new leaked pictures. I saw the headline reading ‘New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked Online’, and was all ‘Meh’. I’m sticking to my Ke$ha rule, and I see no one’s taint. That said, she’s wearing a somewhat provocative outfit and Cyrus’ female assistant is pretending to lick the singer’s nipple through her dress. Because lesbianism is the gift that keeps on giving, like the Kardashians, or herpes. Cyrus isn’t a stranger to semi-nude photos, and we’ve already seen her actual nipples (not ones covered in clothing and mocking your faps). This is pretty vanilla. But, the interesting sidestep from sexting and faked naked photos posed for by a European impostor has piqued my interest. This picture, I’ll warn you, will sneak into your dreams at night and infiltrate your faps. So avoid looking at it just before you go to bed.