Miley Cyrus is a curious little creature. She seems to change career direction every five minutes of the day. First she was pretending to be a singer, then she upgraded to a sessy-face model and then she appeared when at the Teen Choice Awards to have resigned herself to being a teen stripper.
Sadly she now [...]
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Miley Cyrus Having Fun at Millions of Milkshakes
Pedo Bear Gets to Pop Miley Cyrus’ Cherry
I am old enough and sensible enough to work out that the above title is a little inappropriate. I am also a person who happens to have been blessed with two working eyes and a little common sense. As such, I consider it my duty to be as crazy ass as possible, to really make [...]
Dane Cook Booed over Vanessa Hudgens
Dane Cook booed over Vanessa Hudgens @ Teen Choice Awards 2009
As I don’t happen to be a teen and the awards are by no stretch representative of my choice to have all Disney actors rounded up and ceremoniously culled, I didn’t happen to watch the Teen Choice Awards 2009. They make me feel old and [...]
Miley Cyrus Twitters Showing off New Glasses
In adorable news, Miley Cyrus took a break from perfecting her new career as a pole dancer to Twitter a picture of herself in her new glasses. Guessing astigmatism is all that is holding her back from a life on the pole. You can’t dance around and gather singles in your panties if you cannot [...]
Miley Cyrus Teen Choice Pole Dancing Video
Miley Cyrus Teen Choice Awards 2009 performance – pole dancing.
Miley Cyrus performed her new song Party in the USA at Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. During her song, she took the opportunity to show off what a graceful little prostitot she was and she did a pole dance for all the Pedo [...]
