Last week, I joked that Miley Cyrus was exposing herself in public as a cry for help every Sunday because that’s the day Fat Betty is on television. It happened last Sunday and I guess I’ve become a wizard because it’s the weekend again and here she is on the cover of Elle UK June 2013 where she is ‘free-boobing’… a name you guys came up with and it is your gift to the world. Inside the issue, Cyrus talks as though she’s still marrying Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds even though her own father and future in laws have publicly admitted to not knowing the wedding date nor whether the couple intends to get married at all.
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Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus showed Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds what he was missing when he abandoned their relationship altogether in favour of spending every day at the gym. And today, she’s reminding him what great gams she’s got in the stripper heels that were only ever supposed to be worn in their bedroom. Photos of Cyrus leaving the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA.
Earlier this week, sources who are clearly not friends on Twitter debated whether Liam Hemsworth ever wanted to get married. Some sources claimed the wedding had been postponed because of relationship troubles, while other sources specified that those ‘troubles’ were Hemsworth banging Fat Betty on the side. But today, People.com is basically calling it and saying the relationship will be taken off life support if they can’t work things out. ‘Miley and Liam had another argument before the weekend and the engagement ring is off again,’ a source tells the magazine. ‘They don’t want to get married until they figure out their problems. But Miley is very worried about losing Liam. She is crazy about him.’
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Miley Cyrus settled for Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds around the same time some poor cab driver hosed the sex stink out of his backseat but it’s still brand new information to the singer that her relationship’s been on life support ever since.
The former child star and her actor fiance became engaged back in June 2012 and by all accounts the couple never even set a wedding date. For example, asked recently, her own father admitted he didn’t know whether they would get married at all. And now it must be bad because the fanciest kind of sources who go through the fanciest kind of trash tell People.com the relationship is being read its last rites. ‘They want to figure out their life together before they get married,’ says a source, who admits the couple originally wanted to tie the knot this summer. ‘They’re still engaged and living together… They just realized that there is no rush with the wedding and that it’s better that they wait a bit.’ Adds a second source, ‘They were never in a rush to get married.’
More pessimistic sources tell RadarOnline.com Hemsworth thought you were supposed to be cheating during your engagement… getting it out of your system before you get married. That’s how I’m choosing to interpret this: ‘For the moment, the wedding has been postponed,’ says a ROL source. ‘When Miley and Liam got engaged, he thought it was going to be a longer engagement and that he would still be able to have a bit of freedom with his life. But Miley has been very insistent that they get hitched as soon as possible. She’s been chewing Liam’s ear off about it. He just snapped and said that he wasn’t ready, which upset Miley because she was always so insistent they’d marry within a year. [Liam felt] a little trapped, [telling her] enough was enough. She was devastated, but Miley understands she may have been pushing him too much. Miley doesn’t want to lose Liam, so she’s accepted that she is going to have to wait.’