Miley Cyrus spoke to the latest issue of Parade, and revealed that she no longer attended church as often as she should. This is the closest Cyrus has ever come to stringing together a cogent quote, so soak this up for all it’s worth. It won’t happen again. The singer tells the magazine that press [...]
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Kelly Preston Returned to Work for Miley Cyrus
This made so little sense, that I had to post it and get others’ feedback. Mother of the late Jett Travolta, and wife to John Travolta, Kelly Preston, returned to work six months after her son’s death at the behest of Miley Cyrus. Think about that. Someone over the age of 12 did anything asked [...]
Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth are Totally Deep
Miley Cyrus and Pedo Bear posed up a storm for the April 2010 edition of Teen Vogue magazine. Where it is precisely, that is to say under which rock or in which ditch, Cyrus finds all these outstanding fellows with such young tastes in women is hard to fathom. She’s not as bad as the [...]
Red Carpet Photos for Grammy Awards 2010
The red carpet fashion for the 52nd annual Grammy Awards, 2010, was just as ass-tastic and lethal on your eyes as you had imagined it being. If people weren’t wrapping themselves up in tin foil and glitter and being done with it (yes, I’m looking at you, Lady GaGa), they were wearing what looked to [...]
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Not Engaged
Miley Cyrus’ rep has denied that their hyperactive prostitot client was engaged to Liam Hemsworth. The Innanets were abuzz, last week, when Cyrus was seen with some tin foil/ gum ball looking ring on her finger. The rep reported to People that the teenage singer was not rushing down the aisle. Pity, I kind of [...]
Peaches Geldof Starts Miley Cyrus Death Hoax
Peaches Geldof needs to have her Crackberry confiscated. The British socialite, daughter of Live Aid organiser Bob Geldof, wrote a tweet on Monday saying that Miley Cyrus died. I dislike the singing chipmunk as much as the next person, but even I don’t tweet death rumours without some damn fact-checking first. Geldof said in her [...]
Miley Cyrus Song Loses its Grammy Nomination
The sound of two chipmunks mating in a vacuum is not Grammy-worthy. At least that is what the Grammy peeps have finally realised, and in so doing righted a great wrong. Miley Cyrus had been nominated for a particular Grammy, best song written for a soundtrack, for The Climb from Hannah Montana: The Movie.
The track [...]
