Let’s pretend, for a second, that my FAIL grasp of spelling and grammar has its uses. For example Paris will remain a Parasite and Beyonce will always be Sucha Farce - in addition, from this day forth, the phrase“easily manipulated sugar momma” will be spelt “Miley Cyrus is a stupid, gullible mother fucker” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According [...]
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Is Miley Being Used By Justin Gaston?
Miley Gets A Bitchin’ Set Of Wheels For Her Sweet 16
Miley Cyrus has revealed that she was given her mother’s old Porsche, as her 16th birthday present, on 23 November [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
According to OK! magazine:
“I do have a car. I took my mom’s old car,” the superstar, who celebrated her 16th birthday on Nov. 23, tells Extra. “I didn’t get the one I [...]
But, Miley Cyrus Already Has Too Much Freedom!?!
Miley ‘Jail Bait’ Cyrus allegedly wants to be emancipated from her parents - no word, as yet, on whether the 16-year-old wants the separation so that she can keep her fat stack of cash for herself, or just so that she can finally get her freak on with her 20-year-old BF Justin Gaston [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According [...]
Has Hell Frozen Over?
I’ll just spit it out, before I vomit Cheetos all over my keyboard, Miley Cyrus is apparently being positioned to score an Academy Award (Oscar) nomination, for the song she “co-wrote” and performed for the Disney movie, ‘Bolt’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Stab me in the eye with stale cheese doodlez and shove heroin laced cotton-candy [...]
Miley Cyrus Says She’s Not Hittin’ That
Miley Cyrus spoke on the radio, today, about her bond with her BF Justin Gaston.
And by bond, one can only assume she means the bond between each other’s pants (???) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The chinny tween star was at the KIIS-FM morning show, On Air with Ryan Seacrest, earlier today.
Cyrus chose to use her time [...]
Miley Cyrus Dead?
Has Miley Cyrus died?
Was the Hannah Montana star hurt or killed in a car accident?
Due to an Internet rumour, these are the questions on every body’s lips and the answer, according to reliable outlets is ‘No!‘ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Turns out that an elaborate hoax has hit the net, in which some creative soul is [...]
Singer Jo Jo Turned Down ‘Hannah Montana’ Role
Image details: The Official Teen Choice Awards Pre-Party served by picapp.com
Hahaha. I don’t really care about this skank, but I read the headline ‘Jo Jo said no no to ‘Hannah Montana’ role’ and it was too funny not to write about [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Singer, Joanna “JoJo” Levesquentrary, best known for her (only) hit ‘Get [...]
Miley Cyrus Has Nothing Better To Worry About Than Her Chin…
Image details: 2008 Teen Choice Awards - Press Room served by picapp.com
Usually scantily-clad pop strumpet, Miley Cyrus, is none-to-happy with one of her facial features [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cyrus is reportedly very insecure about her prominent chin, a characteristic that she inherited from her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Now, I don’t really [...]
