Apparently still having a roommate even though he’s a grown man and a rich one at that, Ashton Kutcher has space in his bachelor pad for Mila Kunis now that said roommate reportedly moved out. According to Us Weekly, Kunis gets her own drawer, and maybe a shelf in the fridge, and the place is going to start smelling better, since she’s moving into her boyfriend’s 9,000-square-foot mansion in the Hollywood Hills. A source says of Kunis, 29, and Kutcher, 35, ‘Ashton’s male roommate is moving out to make room for her,’ adding, ‘They really are perfect for each other… They were friends first [for 15 year], and then it switched to love. That’s a great foundation for a relationship.’
Mila Kunis covers Allure March 2013. Inside of which she addresses movie nudity and says you’re going to have to MS Paint her naked top half onto her naked bottom half since you’re only getting one at a time. In an interview that’s mostly talking about how she’s not going to talk about whom she’s dating, Kunis somehow considers nudity less-invasive and so we get this instead…
Mila Kunis is promoting a movie you’re probably not going to watch. Although you should brace yourself for the press tour now because everyone’s in it and everyone’s going to be promoting it for months. Kunis has given an interview with the UK’s The Sun newspaper in which she talks about being Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. She says: ‘I don’t know how to [address that] without sounding like an a**hole. Either way, I am damned. It’s a great honour, I think it’s nice.’ Also, she doesn’t need to know what people who live in the nice part of buttf**k wherever are saying about her. ‘I don’t Google myself, I don’t know what people are saying and, frankly, I don’t care.’ she says. ‘I don’t use Facebook or tweet. But there are other versions of them. There’s a network called Pack, which is a private version of Facebook, which is great. There are ways around these things. I’m online all the time, it’s how I get my news, information, it’s how I go shopping, everything. [But I don't go online if] I can avoid it.’ I assume ‘Pack’ the social network is some crap Ashton Kutcher invested in. She continues: ‘If you see a photo of yourself… just scroll right past it. I don’t need to feel bad about myself. And they are never good things, good things don’t sell. Also, it’s not real life. Just because one person online says you’re fat or ugly or tall or short, that doesn’t make it true. It’s one person who’s got nothing better to do… And it goes the same for the one person who says you are beautiful, stunning, tall, short, whatever. Skinny, anything positive that is said that you are wanting to read, you should accept the negative because they go hand in hand. I would rather not accept anything. And it makes no difference.’
Christopher Chaney has been given a 10-year prison sentence for hacking Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and a bunch of randoms who basically set their passwords to ‘pa22w0rd’ and emailed whomever they were seeing at the time photos of their boobs. Earlier this year, Chaney pled guilty to nine felonies including theft and wiretapping. Prosecutors sought six-years prison time for the gift that keeps on giving but the judge increased it to 10 years for the ‘callous disregard’ of the women’s privacy. Although either term is reduced from the 121 years he originally faced if found guilty on all counts of hacking 50 victims. ‘It’s hard to fathom the mindset of a person who would accomplish all of this,’ said the judge. ‘These types of crimes are as pernicious and serious as physical stalking.’
Mila Kunis covers Esquire Magazine November 2012 topless on the outside of the issue and completely naked on the inside of the issue. Because being naked a bunch is all it takes to be named Sexiest Woman Alive 2012. She’s actually still interesting with her clothes on. Which is why I Big Words Edition-read most of her interview where I usually skim-read. She doesn’t explain why she lied about Ashton Kutcher on her previous press tour. But she does talk about how lying, scheming and manipulative are most industry bosses. And how her industry peers are fame-whores for setting up the same photo-ops as she does. More below.
Mila Kunis has been slumming with Ashton Kutcher since around April, not long after the separation of his relationship with Demi Moore. Which is probably why Kunis kept lying about the relationship during interviews in which she grew ever more impertinent at the suggestion she would date her former co-star. She was caught in her own lie pretty quickly, after which they stopped trying to hide it, and now they’re posing for photos together starting on the one-year anniversary of his affairs that ended things with Moore. Because they’re all that classy. And now here’s Kunis and Kutcher slumming together at dinner at Spasso’s in New York City. In related news, while Kunis was lying to the media, she was reportedly telling friends it’s okay that Kutcher rebounded so quickly because he was never legally married anyway. More photos of the couple at dinner together, below.
Mila Kunis spent the entire promotional tour for Ted claiming to be single because it’s ‘absurd’ to point out that she’s sexually-attractive and obviously attracted to another attractive person. Moreover, she said, it’s ‘bullying’ for the media to be technically-correct about her personal life. Confronted about her swain, weeks before she was caught kissing Ashton Kutcher for the first time, she said this: ‘We hang out. We’ve known each other for 15 years. We have mutual friends. We’re comfortable with one another. That’s is, there’s no crazy love story, nothing more… Ninety nine percent of it is bulls**t. That is the biggest form of bullying ever, the paparazzi. Printing lies, making accusations, it’s just bullying.’ But they’re holding hands in public now and people are freaking out about it getting serious. Next level SRS BSNS serious. But, worry not, unless Kutcher begs, this will never go beyond a shame-f**k. There will never be wedding bells nor will there be douche babies. Because Kunis would only deign to marry if her partner begged. She told More! Magazine: ‘I would love to find The One. But I’m not sure about marriage. I see no need,’ she said. ‘I’ll be with somebody because I want to, not because a piece of paper tells me I have to. That said, if the love of my life thinks it’s important, then fine, I’ll get married. You have to may compromises, but I don’t believe you have to make sacrifices for love. I’ve met plenty of guys with Peter Pan syndrome, where they don’t want to grow up.’