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Megan Fox went topless for this Emporio Armani jeans advert, which shows her caught humping a piece of wood. This advert is in addition to yesterday’s advert for Emporio Armani showing Fox wearing the brand’s Wal-Mart own brand-looking lace bras and panties you also seemed not to like. Here’s the 24-year-old’s topless game of ‘spot the sideboob’, for which she’s being paid actual money (I resent this greatly, as I’ve always played the same for free).

I’m pretty sure the advert’s for jeans; that hideous stone wash, or whatever, denim. However, I’m currently too preoccupied with attempting to read her tattoos to notice. I’m think they say, ‘If you can read this, you’re too close’.

We’ve already seen the commercial for Megan Fox’s spokesmodel role for Emporio Armani underwear. Because it’s been a minute since she was relevant, after being released from the Transformers franchise, and because it’s been even longer since we saw her wearing only bras and panties, the designers have released a new image of the actress from their campaign. She’s sitting on a leather couch that’s either seen better days or had the heck beaten out of it, so it would looked suitably weathered for this shoot. She’s outstretched like she just woke up from a nap. In her underwear. In full hair and make-up. And the pose distracts from her still-hideous tattoos. The underwear looks pretty cheap, to be honest. Not my cup. Do you guys like that lace underwear set she’s wearing?