Because net curtain porn doesn’t film itself on someone’s iPhone, like some budget Harper’s Bazaar shoot done by Uncle Terry’s molester lens, below is a behind-the-scenes video of Megan Fox’s Armani commercial. This is the commercial that was released early March. It’s basically shots of the shoot and her sitting in hair and make-up. There’s some really awful dance music playing that cheapens the whole thing and the Club Music Gods decided to taunt me upon playing the clip the first time when I couldn’t get the audio to turn off. If you ever wanted to know how malnourished adult entertainment is made, it would behoove you to pull your special sock from under your mattress and press play.
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Megan Fox Passion Play Movie Straight To DVD
Megan Fox spending the entire start of this year in her bra and panties can’t save the career of Megan Fox. It’s weird, the post Transformers (2007) films she’s done have been so awful they’ve been pretty much unwatchable. That’s not a snide remark, I mean that literally. As I mentioned before, the only film in recent memory so awful I had to stop it (rather than just skip the boring bits, or whatever) was Jennifer’s Body. I only have the vaguest of memories of the existence of Passion Play; turns out, there’s a reason. The movie, co-starring Rhys Ifans, Bill Murray, and Mickey Rourke, who spoke highly of the 24-year-old, was probably buried a little to ensure when something like this happened it wouldn’t get a bunch of attention. The movie, when playing at the Toronto Film Festival in September, bombed. It got poor reviews and viewers at the festival made fun of the feature as it played before they walked out. The movie, with some bizarre synopsis about ‘An angel under the thumb of a ruthless gangster is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck,’ is headed straight to DVD. The incredibly dreary movie trailer is below, for those who didn’t catch it at the time.
Megan Fox Not Anorexic Says Personal Trainer
The readers of this site aren’t the only people who obsess over and question the weight of Megan Fox. Upon every posting of images of the actress for her Armani campaign, there are always a few playful cries of ‘She makes me hate eating. WHY?!’ or similar. It’s in jest, but you’re hardly the only ones to notice the girl’s figure. For reasons apparent only to those who make a nice side-living selling-out, the trainer of Fox has done an interview about her weight. Speaking to Hollywood Life about the actress’ weight and diet, Fox’s trainer, Harley Pasternak, exclaims, ‘Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!’ I can’t… where do they find these people? Are there some wicked buff hobos being picked up and asked to train the likes of Fox, Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry and Amanda Seyfried (this trainer’s list of celebrity clients)? ‘Believe it or not she has this really fast metabolism,’ explains Pasternak. ‘People thought ‘Oh she must be anorexic’ but she’s far from that. So her training is all about body toning and sculpting. With her it’s really about if she’s eating enough of the right things.’
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Megan Fox Net Curtain Fetish Porn for Armani
Last week, a teaser was released for Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear and Armani jeans commercial. As I mentioned, the full commercial was on its way. Well, the full thing’s below. I actually had to double-check my original post, as there’s so little difference in the ads’ content. It’s really the same thing but a minute-long instead of 20-seconds; a minute being long enough to become bored. I didn’t know what to make of the preview and I’m no better off now. This still comes off to me as trying too hard. And some scenes look like they were boosted from an early En Vogue music video, with that net curtain/ transparent sheet thing being pulled over her face again and again. No, this isn’t the music video accompanying R&B from 1991; it’s Fox topless/ without clothes for Armani’s line designed to appeal to net curtain fetishists. The commercial is shown below.
Megan Fox Half-Naked for Armani Commercial
Megan Fox in Armani Jeans/ Emporio Armani underwear commercial teaser.
Megan Fox stars in this teaser commercial for the Armani Jeans/ Emporio Armani underwear lines. We’ve already seen the pictures that go along with this commercial with them being released some weeks ago. In one advert, she was topless wearing only a pair of jeans. In the other, the 24-year-old is posing wearing underwear. These are the bra and panties I thought looked like they were from the bargain aisle of the local Wal-Mart. I asked you guys what you thought and you seemed to think they looked cheap too (I trust you guys, and your opinion, mainly because meth has never withered away your eyesight and impaired your ability to judge lingerie). The full commercial will be out soon.
Baby Megan Fox Looked Like Steve Buscemi?
Megan Fox posted these two baby pictures to her Facebook. There’s no real clarification as to how old the former Transformers actress, now model for Emporio Armani underwear, is in the photos. She’s clearly a toddler and would appear to be around the ages of two or three. I’m only guessing, because she’s as cute as a two or three-year-old. I’m better at establishing cuteness, than ages. And her cuteness is definitely at the level of the average three-year-old. Fox, seeming to have a lot of spare time on her hands these days, uploaded an album labelled, ‘I look like Steve Buscemi.’ Um, no. She looks like she’s wearing a jaunty hair clip and what I’m hoping are feety pyjamas, in one picture. And the obligatory hideous baby dungarees everyone seems to wear as a child, in another (I’m pretty sure only one pair exists and they’re passed from kid to kid). She kind of looks like a little boy in the second picture. A cute little boy… but, a little boy none the less; a little boy who spilled A LOT, if the stains on the carpet in the second picture were anything to go by (either that or a dog the size of a Range Rover was peeing to mark its territory/ make its claim over those dungarees).




