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Megan Fox Is Not A Self-Absorbed Ice Queen

Megan Fox has given a new interview because she’s back to filming after torpedoing her career last year with multiple catty interviews that book-ended poor movie choices. Fox had a somewhat promising start with Transformers but threw it away with remarks about Hitler that p**sed off Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay (more so Spielberg). And then her choices went into the pooper with Johah Hex and Jennifer’s Body, because when corsets and faux-lesbianism can’t save your career you know you’re in trouble. In any case, she’s been filming This Is Forty with Chris O’Dowd and Jason Segel. She’s also at TIFF with a figure that’s no longer emaciated. Anyway, Moviefone has an interview in which Fox laments the media’s portrayal of her as an unfeeling ice queen who has no redeeming or human features. ‘I just think the media, in general, I just don’t really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic. Or I sort of am portrayed as this… I feel… like a self-absorbed ice queen,’ she whined. ‘Maybe… But, you know, I care about people. I care about my life and I love people. I’m not this robot. I feel people think I’m almost like a robot, like an android… I used to have a lot of fun in interviews; I’d be playful, I’d be sarcastic. But there’s too much room for someone to take what I was saying and cut it up, rearrange it, and throw it on Extra. It’s insane. You have to be really strong. You have to just shut yourself off to the criticism at some point.’ So, Fox only just learned that her moronic comments sound bad when read in or out of context because sarcasm doesn’t translate. And of Shia LaBeouf, who told the world over and over that they slept together and then turned his back on her, she said, ‘I love him unconditionally.’ Video of her from a different interview with THR is below.

15 photos of Fox at the Friends With Kids premiere during TIFF September 9.

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Pictures Of Megan Fox After Gaining Weight

This is Megan Fox after dropping her strict vegan diet that led to an admitted gaunt look. This is the first picture of her since gaining the weight. And this is her at her skinniest. Fox’s trainer defended her in the media after claims of an eating disorder; the trainer claimed Fox couldn’t gain weight because of her fast metabolism. Lies. She gained weight just fine after the diet change. Fox told Amica, ‘For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight. So now I eat a bit of everything.’ These are the latest photos of Fox on her way into the Windsor Arms hotel in Toronto, for the Toronto International Film Festival (see also photos of her arrival). Better with curves?

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Megan Fox Talks Lasering Marilyn Monroe Tattoo

Megan Fox’s garish deformed tattoo of Marilyn Monroe has been lasered off to stop it from further siphoning off/ consuming Fox’s soul in her sleep thus slowly becoming her and gaining human form. It was reported a few weeks ago that the second-ugliest forearm tattoo after the vomit splat on the arm of Scarlett Johansson was being removed by laser. In an old interview, below, Fox opined several reasons for getting the tattoo; basically Fox was fascinated by how Monroe was always a character within a character; Monroe was always herself playing Monroe playing a character and there was a pathology behind that Fox found interesting. Fox recently told Amica that because ‘[Monroe] suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar,’ she was too negative a character to keep on her arm. ‘I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.’

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Megan Fox Called These Two Men Handsome

Megan Fox may have been under the influence when this was taken, in which case she really shouldn’t have been swimming. But let’s not judge. Here’s a photo posted by Megan Fox to her Facebook in which she called her This Is 40 co-stars Chris O’Dowd, left, and Jason Segel, right, handsome. ‘On set of THIS IS 40 with Jason and Chris…Two very handsome, very tall, VERY funny men,’ she wrote. Semi-related: I watched Bad Teacher last night which also stars Segal. I think he’s supposed to be semi-attractive in that movie too but I don’t see it. I’m curious as to whether anyone of you guys finds chubby ‘threes’ hot? I’m lost.

Megan Fox’s Panties In Elle China Magazine

Megan Fox does things such as examine her taint in the mirror (there’s probably another mirror behind her) and paint her toenails while sitting in the bath in her underwear, in Elle China. I’m going to assume this is supposed to be sexually-suggestive or alluring, but I just really want to know where I can buy those panties. They’re cute. It’s times like this it would be handy to have a penis, no? I could type with it as I Google ‘Megan’s panties are cute, right?’ on my cell.

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Doctors Say Megan Fox ‘Shopped ‘No Botox’ Pics

There’s nothing about this I don’t like. And not just because washing down a schadenfreude sundae with Haterade ™ fuels the bile that is my hatred for all humankind. It made me laugh because I thought the same thing upon seeing these photos of Megan Fox, that she posted to her Facebook along with the title, ‘Things you can’t do when you have botox.’ There was one photo in particular that was bizarre; her face was screwed up in an odd manner, creating that preternatural arc of wrinkles on her forehead. When I saw that, being only a few years older than her, I picked up a mirror and mimicked the expressions to find negligible lines on my face; my deduction ‘WTF IS WRONG WITH HER SKIN? Mine doesn’t do that, nor is it that loose… she should see a doctor about that.’ And, shazam! Doctors to the rescue. In this case, ‘rescue’ consists of mocking her acting and making passive-aggressive remarks about her poor Photoshop skills. Doctors were shown the photos in which Fox claimed she’d had no botox. Three doctors argued that the lines countered the very nature of the muscles/ skin of the human face. Excuse me while hunt down and sex to death these doctors.

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