Megan Fox poses like she doesn’t know the camera is running, in this outtake from her NY Times magazine photo shoot. It’s almost as if the photographer asked her to stretch, just to make sure she wouldn’t pull anything, all the time reassuring her the red light means the camera battery is charging or something.

Fox thinks the readership of NY Times magazine consists of her 15-year-old fan-boys and 60-year-old gynecologists. Or perhaps she thought she was at the dentist and so opened wide, not realising she was exposing the wrong body part.

Six of the outtakes from the Megan Fox New York Times magazine photo shoot.

Megan Fox is incapable of shutting her trap, as she demonstrates in New York Times magazine.

Megan Fox did several things rather well in her New York Times magazine interview. The 23-year-old actress looked beautiful on the cover photo above, she spoke in full sentences to NYT writer Lynn Hirschberg without the aid of any kind of mind-altering substances, and she made a dig at Angelina Jolie so subtle it could take your breath away. Okay, it won’t so much take your breath away as make you want to hold your breath until she agrees to stop talking.

In the interview the star is reported to have called her fellow actress, serious and stoic. She maintained that comparisons to the saintly serial-adopter were the bane of her existence. As such, she lives and breathes to be the antithesis of what Jolie stands for. That’s as well as may be, but Three Films McGee doesn’t need to be making any further comments about a freakin’ Oscar winner.

Read the Megan Fox interview,  including comments made about Angelina Jolie.

• Lynn Hirschberg details at length how Megan has copied Angelina Jolie, and then Megan complains about the comparisons: Fox complains that the Jolie comparisons are now “the bane of my existence,” which is part of the reason she wanted to host S.N.L.. [...] Fox maintained that, unlike Jolie, she has a sense of humor and that her interviews are meant to be funny rather than provocative. “People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic,” Fox explained. “I’m the opposite. When I do interviews, I say things that I think are hysterical. But because we live in a world of sound bites, you’re not allowed to have a sense of humor. Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all. And neither does self-deprecating humor. I’m not a tigress like Angelina. Of course, people want me to be. But I want to be the contradiction of that.”
• Megan on the whole “Michael Bay is like Hitler” controversy, and the open letters from crew members that followed: “I got myself in this whole mess. But it doesn’t matter. I know that the things they said about me in the crew letter were not true, but Bay is not happy with some of the things I’ve said about him. I was waiting for someone to defend me, to say, ‘That’s not accurate,’ but nobody did. I think it’s because I’m a girl. They left me out there to be bludgeoned to death.”
• Megan on trying to appeal to women: “Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a sl-t, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a wh-re or a dumb wh-re. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

Image credit New York Times magazine and Jezebel via Cele|Bitchy.

Megan Fox revealed that the reason she chose Jennifer’s Body to star in was that Diablo Cody wore stripper shoes. You know, the six-inch clear type of heel that only classy wh-res like Shauna Sand can usually get away with.

The screenwriter wore the shoes in a clever ploy to bedazzle the simple-minded actress. Sadly, not even sl-tty shoes were  enough to save the movie from sucking. Perhaps Fox will avoid choosing based on people’s shoes next time.

The actress has revealed she took on a role in US box office flop horror Jennifer’s Body because the screenwriter wore ’stripper shoes’.

Megan says of screenwriter Diablo Cody, “She was really shy and really nice and she had on these six-inch pair of clear high heels, like the kind that strippers wear. “I loved that in Hollywood here she was walking around in stripper shoes. “It’s what swayed me to do the movie.” (via The Sun)

Image credit to Flynet Pictures. Story & quote via The Sun.

Megan Fox chosen as the new model for the 2010 Armani underwear campaign.

Megan Fox is to be the nearly naked, airbrushed, alien-head-looking model for the 2010 Emporio Armani underwear campaign. The actress is hardly riding high, after the box-office flop that was Jennifer’s Body and rumours that she is to be killed off in the upcoming Transformers 3 movie.

Maybe stripping down, to her designer smalls, and posing all bent up like a pretzel, as did Victoria Beckham, will be a better career move. The Beckham series of adverts were largely considered a success, and the  two have been used for over two years. To be honest, a lot of their images look the damn same, but most people were too busy staring at David Beckham’s multi-storey crotch, on the sides of buildings, to notice.

Fox is to replace Lady Alien Head for Armani, and since it seems she’s soon to be out of a job, she better be happy about it. Landing this kind of a campaign with barely three movies under her belt, again based on little more than her looks, can’t suck too bad for her.

Nine photos of Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere for Jennifer’s Body in Toronto, Canada, back on Sept. 11, 2009.

Image credit to GG/ Flynet Pictiures. Story & info. via E! Online.

Michael Bay has released a statement, in which he did three things; he announced that Megan Fox will be back for Transformers 3 despite her comments about him, he announced that Transformers 3 will be released a year early, and he also misused a post-script much to the annoyance of the sticklers at NY Mag.

The most important announcement being that he managed to hold his temper and put box office first, and so not fire Megan Fox. Despite the fact that public annoyance over her rants seems to have been a factor in Jennifer’s Body being a box office bomb, it still makes financial sense to keep her in Transformers 3. She’ll bring the fan boys, who’ll get to making wet spots in the movie theatre like they’ve sprung a leak. No other actress, hired only for her looks, is going to pull that off in quite the same way.

We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012. Today is day one. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you. Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3. Michael. (via NY Mag)

Transformers 3 will be release on July 1, 2011, instead of 2012, as expected.

Story & quotes via NY Mag & Official Michael Bay forum.

In news that will shock precisely no one who has tried to wade through its hilariously inconsistent reviews, the weekend box office for Jennifer’s Body has come in rather far under expectations.

The lovers of the movie’s lead, Megan Fox, were probably hoping that the star’s constant case of the nakeds and her lesbian kissing scene during the movie with co-star, Amanda Seyfried, would bolster sales. However, it seems that after being fooled into watching both Transformers and Trans-fatty Acid: Revenge of the Arteries, movie audiences got a terrible case of the no-no-nos.

To put things in perspective, it lost to the second weekend of a Tyler Perry movie even after a 57% drop in ticket sales. That’s pretty fucking bad. Unless, of course, your name is Michael Bay then it’s pretty fucking awesome. (via The Superficial are like me, but with a chronic case of the funnies)

This weekend’s box office gross via Box Office Mojo.

1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – $30.1 million
2. The Informant! – $10.5 million
3. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself – $10 million
4. Love Happens – $8.45 million
5. Jennifer’s Body – $6.8 million

Megan Fox gave an interview on Live With Regis & Kelly Sept. 16, 2009.

Fox has appeared on just about every TV show and has been splashed on just about every magazine cover during the past month. She would have you think it’s to promote her new movie, Jennifer’s Body, but it’s not. It’s so she can complete her mission to p*ss-off movie-goers of the world, one person at a time. And, by movie-goers, of course I mean everyone who is awake.

Megan Fox covered and gave another kooky interview, this time for Rolling Stone magazine. The Oct. 2009 issue of Rolling Stone shows Fox perched provocatively, wearing a cleavage-bearing swimsuit.

So, you may remember that the last time Fox did an interview like this, last week, I said I was going to come up with some cunning plan to escape her idiocy. Well, I kind of spent most of the last week drunk/ slumped over a toilet bowl/ plotting on bishes. All of that doesn’t leave much time for me to hatch a plan that allows me to spend the rest of my life avoiding Fox. You see, Fox is like the air itself at this point and so short of dunking my head in water, there’s no getting away from her. Actually, after reading her psychotic interview, below, that doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Would you like to know just how batsh*t this woman is? Check under the cut.

• Megan Fox on cutting herself: “Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”
• Megan Fox on if she had an eating disorder: “If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”
• Megan Fox on her insecurities: “I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”
• Megan Fox on how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green: “I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

Megan Fox covers and stars on the pages of October’s issue of Rolling Stone.

Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone magazine October 2009 photos in the gallery.

Megan Fox quotes always appear to surface around the middle of the week. So, henceforth, I shall go into hibernation at around Tuesday lunchtime, each week, until this massacre of the English language is over.

As if it weren’t enough that Fox has spoken in the last week about Michael Bay being like Hitler on set (which some idiot bloggers read as being a compliment, even in the wider context of her quote also insulting his social skills) and the whole barrel of laughs that was her ridiculous interview for Cosmopolitan’s latest issue.

Today, in the wonderful world of Megan Fox, we are informed of her thoughts on sex tapes. Fox tells MTV News that she will never make a sex tape, as she doesn’t want to know what her contorted sessy face looks like.

“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

“I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she says. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.” She says she’s still miffed after 2008 photos that surfaced of her wearing flesh-colored underwear on the Jennifer’s Body set.

“People take everything from you when you’re in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you,” she says. “They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to also share them with the world. I’d like to keep them private. That’s why they’re called that!”

Megan Fox covers and gives interview for Wonderland’s 4th anniversary (September/ October 2009) issue.

It must be Thursday, as Megan Fox has outdone herself since her previous efforts to school us on her toilet habits.

In the new issue of Wonderland, of which she is the centre focus, Fox talks about her unquestionably wobbly mental state. She goes on to say how working for one of the most bankable directors of the moment, Michael Bay of Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, is like working for Hitler.

Okay, so well done her. She strung together a whole bunch of sentences, and to the best of my knowledge she didn’t go poopy at any point in this interview. But, is this bish serious? HITLER?

• On Transformers director Michael Bay: “[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for.”
• On what the fuck’s wrong with her: “I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”
• On her new movie Jennifer’s Body: “I think it’s really about how fucked up and scary girls are. Girls are fucking nightmares.”
• On being a product in Hollywood: “Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I’m not being that way I’m going to be sold that way.”

Michael Bay gets a free pass for life in calling her out for being retarded.

Megan Fox Wonderland 4th anniversary (September/ October 2009) issue.