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Megan Fox Has Only Ever Slept With Two Men

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:59:38 +0000

Again, for those who have forgotten, it’s a Wednesday. Also, for those who have forgotten, it’s time for a silly celebrity to do something asinine like clockwork.

This time Megan Fox is spilling her silly, over-sharing guts to the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK. In the issue she says that she is no harlot, despite being able to talk about little other than sex. I guess it must be some degenerative thing. Perhaps she has some kind of sessy Tourrets we don’t know about. Whatever. She’s in the new issue. Her interview and pictures are below.

Megan Fox on how many men she has slept with: “I’ve only been with two men my entire life, my childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
Rather than hitting the party circuit, Megan says her life revolves around Brian and his seven-year-old son, Kassius: “I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no-one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible (for him) and I’ve never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run.”
But in rare reflective mood Megan gets something else about her image off her chest: “My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”
Megan’s new movie, Jonah Hex, features Josh Brolin and Michael Fassbender as well as her first sex scene: “I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts,” she says. “My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine, the world owns everything else.”

Credits Harper’s Bazaar Magazine April 2010, Popoholic, Daily Mail, OK!

Pictures from Megan Fox High School Yearbook

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:24:57 +0000

Further to the earlier pictures I posted of Megan Fox as a little kid, here are some of her during her time at High School. They appear to be from her time at St. Lucie West Centennial High School in St. Petersburg, Florida. She can be seen looking not too far off from how we are used to seeing her now. She was, and is, a cute girl. She’s sporting tragic 90s highlights, over-plucked eyebrows, and too much eye make-up. We can use these pictures to attest that, annoying as she is, she clearly had no awkward stage. She could at least have had one awkward month, and left behind some photographic evidence. That would have been the polite thing to do. These pics don’t give me much to go on. There are only so many ways in which one can phrase that Fox has always bloody well looked like that! Sweet holy water drinking baby Jeebus! How on earth is this possible?

You can view additional pictures from Megan Fox’s yearbook under the cut.

Megan Fox W Magazine Cover and Interview

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:56:59 +0000

I’ll make this as painless as I can, for those of you who feel the will to live slip from your very veins. This is the cover for the March 2010 issue of W, on which Megan Fox is the cover girl. I was one of the first to post a sneak peak. Here’s the image as not shot through a glory hole. Her interview is also below. Should you wonder, yes, reading of the interview is greatly aided by rhythmic breathing.

To summarise, she says she doesn’t trust the bishes in the movie industry and she actually thinks she’ll make a great neglectful mother some day.

On having kids: ” I’m really maternal… I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”
On trust issues: “I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”
On posing in lingerie: “There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image… But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.” *
On fashion: “I feel intimidated by fashion. I hate doing photo shoots.”

* Apparently, Alberto Vargas was a famous Peruvian painter of pin-up girls.

Megan Fox W Magazine March 2010 Early Scan

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:52:22 +0000

It’s mid-month, so it’s time for another round of obligatory grainy iPhone pics of magazine covers. This time we get to see what Megan Fox looks like as pictured by W magazine, for their March 2010 issue. When the proper high quality magazine cover and her photo shoot comes out, I shall probably post. I will therefore also be obliged to post the inanities contained in her W interview. I apologise in advance for inflicting her interview on you. I’m very, very sorry.

Megan Fox Armani Underwear TV Advert Video

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:49:14 +0000

Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, in this commercial.

Megan Fox’s Armani women’s underwear commercial has been released. The advert involves lots of Fox pulling her best black and white duck face, and artsy close-ups of obscure parts of her body. The 23-year-old actress was picked to replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the campaign, while Cristiano Ronaldo replaced David Beckham as the face of Armani men’s underwear. This is kind of unoriginal and uninspired but considering they prolly could have gotten away with 32-seconds of just shots of her boobs, I guess this is actually fairly good.

If you’d like a reminder of Megan Fox’s Armani underwear campaign, see below.

Megan Fox Super Bowl Ad Uses a Hand Double

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:15:56 +0000

Okay, so I guess I totally lied when I said that the Letterman/ Leno/ Oprah advert was the only sign you were going to get from me that the Super Bowl even happened. I just found this. It’s so freakin’ funny that after I’m done posting I’ll need to grab a mop and bucket to clean up where I just laughed until I was sick.

While I clean up, you can keep yourselves amused with this Super Bowl Motorola ad with Megan Fox. The advert was for some fugly-ass phone, but that’s not why I’m posting it here. According to The Daily Mail, Motorola used a hand model for the scenes in which there were close-ups of Fox’s mutated hands. Her toe thumbs were shown the door, and some pretty hand model was ushered in to save the day. Seriously though, Fox’s mashed up digits would have scared the scores of children who were watching the event with their families. Swapping her hands for human hands was done for the children… you hear me, the children!

In the commercial, a totally different woman’s fingers are seen playing with the phone during the close-up. The actress has a genetic condition called brachydactyly, which means she has clubbed thumbs. So rather than use her actual thumbs for the close-up on the new Blur smart phone, Motorola enlisted a hand model. While Motorola were likely expecting lots of internet buzz over Fox’s naked appearance in the ad, bloggers couldn’t help commending on her hands. [Daily Mail via The Blemish]

See below for the rest of the photos and Fox’s actual Motorola commercial.

Megan Fox’s toe thumbs are nowhere to be seen in the Motorola smartphone ad.

Brian Austin Green’s Engagement Tweet is Fake

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:43:28 +0000

The reports from last week, in which it was claimed that Brian Austin Green was engaged to Megan Fox, were false. Some lie-teller went to the trouble of setting up a bogus Twitter account, knowing that star-effers would lap it up. Virtually every media site was blogging about how the couple were engaged, based on nothing but this tweet. One problem. And, it’s a big one. Green does not have a Twitter account. Nope. He doesn’t spend minutes of his life he’ll never get back over-sharing 140-characters at a time. Gossip Cop, who claim to have confirmation Green has no Twitter account, say they are looking into whether the couple are engaged. I don’t particularly care whether they are, to be frank, but in the interest of following up I’ll post if there is a real announcement made.

Image credit to ODuran/Fame Pictures. Story & info. OK! magazine, Gossip Cop.

Megan Fox as the New Face of Emporio Armani

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:41:32 +0000

Megan Fox took over from Victoria Beckham as the face and crotch of the new Emporio Armani underwear advertising campaign. Six black and white adverts can be seen under the cut. I had expected more delightful close ups of Fox’s vagina, as we were treated to when she posed with her legs open for the New York Times magazine spread. However, she’s unexpectedly demure here. Legs firmly shut, the annoying actress looks sleek and stunning as she smolders for the camera. She has the good manners to not look like an annoying provocative tramp for the first time in her career, and it’s working out well for her.

Check her out below and see if you like this new Fox or the old scandalous one.

Image credit Emporio Armani ads, The Sun thanks to Cele|Bitchy.

Megan Fox Flashes Us in Her NY Times Outtakes

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:45:13 +0000

Megan Fox poses like she doesn’t know the camera is running, in this outtake from her NY Times magazine photo shoot. It’s almost as if the photographer asked her to stretch, just to make sure she wouldn’t pull anything, all the time reassuring her the red light means the camera battery is charging or something.

Fox thinks the readership of NY Times magazine consists of her 15-year-old fan-boys and 60-year-old gynecologists. Or perhaps she thought she was at the dentist and so opened wide, not realising she was exposing the wrong body part.

Six of the outtakes from the Megan Fox New York Times magazine photo shoot.

Megan Fox Oversharing in NY Times Magazine

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:43:29 +0000

Megan Fox is incapable of shutting her trap, as she demonstrates in New York Times magazine.

Megan Fox did several things rather well in her New York Times magazine interview. The 23-year-old actress looked beautiful on the cover photo above, she spoke in full sentences to NYT writer Lynn Hirschberg without the aid of any kind of mind-altering substances, and she made a dig at Angelina Jolie so subtle it could take your breath away. Okay, it won’t so much take your breath away as make you want to hold your breath until she agrees to stop talking.

In the interview the star is reported to have called her fellow actress, serious and stoic. She maintained that comparisons to the saintly serial-adopter were the bane of her existence. As such, she lives and breathes to be the antithesis of what Jolie stands for. That’s as well as may be, but Three Films McGee doesn’t need to be making any further comments about a freakin’ Oscar winner.

Read the Megan Fox interview, including comments made about Angelina Jolie.

Lynn Hirschberg details at length how Megan has copied Angelina Jolie, and then Megan complains about the comparisons: Fox complains that the Jolie comparisons are now “the bane of my existence,” which is part of the reason she wanted to host S.N.L.. [...] Fox maintained that, unlike Jolie, she has a sense of humor and that her interviews are meant to be funny rather than provocative. “People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic,” Fox explained. “I’m the opposite. When I do interviews, I say things that I think are hysterical. But because we live in a world of sound bites, you’re not allowed to have a sense of humor. Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all. And neither does self-deprecating humor. I’m not a tigress like Angelina. Of course, people want me to be. But I want to be the contradiction of that.”
Megan on the whole “Michael Bay is like Hitler” controversy, and the open letters from crew members that followed: “I got myself in this whole mess. But it doesn’t matter. I know that the things they said about me in the crew letter were not true, but Bay is not happy with some of the things I’ve said about him. I was waiting for someone to defend me, to say, ‘That’s not accurate,’ but nobody did. I think it’s because I’m a girl. They left me out there to be bludgeoned to death.”
Megan on trying to appeal to women: “Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a sl-t, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a wh-re or a dumb wh-re. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

Image credit New York Times magazine and Jezebel via Cele|Bitchy.

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