Here is Megan Fox as April O’Neil alongside what will become a Ninja Turtle in post-production. 24 photos from the New York City set that you can look at without having to remortgage your house or strain your eyes in 3D glasses.
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Megan Fox Bouncing Up & Down For Ninja Turtles Movie
Yesterday, I joked that Megan Fox no longer had to wash cars for roles because it’s serious business since becoming someone’s mother. Except I should have known better because Michael Bay is already directing the Ninja Turtles reboot with his d**k. Surprising no one who understands how movies work, here is Fox jumping up and down on a trampoline on the New York City set. 12 photos below.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Co-Creator Hates Megan Fox
Big Michael Bay casts his movies by divining his d**k over a bunch of head shots. This time, Little Michael Bay cast Megan Fox as the female lead in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot no one asked for and over which the original creators and voice actors are losing their s**t. Today, one of the original co-creators, Peter Laird, is using the Big Boy Book of Big Boy Words to explain why Michael Bay’s penis should only ever be used to find water. ‘My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her role in two Transformers movies and the wretched (but happily forgettable) Jennifer’s Body,’ Laird wrote on his personal blog. ‘It may not be fair to judge her range of acting skills just from those three movies, but I think it is safe to say that there are probably hundreds of better choices for the role of April O’Neil. Of course, her name has promotional value, and maybe that’s what they want. Who knows? I can’t get myself too worked up about it.’
Megan Fox Washed Michael Bay’s Other Cars
Megan Fox talked herself out of a job by using the Big Girl Words equivalent to the Big Boy Words Shia LaBeouf used during the Transformers press tour. They both trashed the franchise, perhaps LaBeouf more so, but only Fox was fired and replaced because only T&A is replaceable like that. Evidently overestimating her own acting skills, Fox tried for about a second to be a SRS BSNS actress until she realised she’s actually good at being T&A so forget all that stuff she said about wanting to be taken seriously. A new report claims that Fox practically begged Michael Bay to let her be the boobs in the Ninja Turtles movie that promises to be three hours of explosions, lens flares, and enemies whose malfeasance is never really explained. Probably offering to ‘wash his car’ again, Fox reportedly begged for work: ‘It was Megan that made the first move to talk with Michael,’ says a source of Fox’s casting. ‘Since Transformers, she hasn’t been getting the leading lady roles she had hoped for and Megan was starting to get concerned that it was because of what she said about Michael. So, she swallowed her pride, picked up the phone and spoke with him to clear the air and apologize. She told him how thankful she was to have been cast by him in the first place and that she was totally out of line to say what she said. In the end she realized that Michael may be a hard taskmaster, but he does it purely to get the best out of his actors on set. Michael said he had a role she would be perfect for [Megan] and was willing to forgive and forget the incident because he’s a big fan of hers.’
Megan Fox: I’ve Never Been Validated By Fame
Megan Fox covers Marie Claire Magazine March 2013 in whatever that onesie is that looks like it has a button-down flap in the front for more babies to come out. Because Fox says in this interview that she’s not validated by Hollywood and all she’s ever wanted to do is get pregnant and be somebody’s mother.
