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Jennifer Love Hewitt Covers Maxim April 2012

Mar 7th, 2012
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Jennifer Love Hewitt covers Maxim April 2012 in her underwear and yet happily devolves into befuddled cat lady in her interview. There’s not much to see here, so I’ll skip right to the sound bites. Asked her favourite feature, she says ‘It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They’ve always served me well. They’re good.’ Asked about pole-dancing as a hobby, she replies: ‘It’s a great way to get in touch with your sexuality. I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.’ And asked why she’s single, she says because picking men off Craigs List/ out of TV Guide is harder than it looks and sometimes relationship-by-BBM is just not meant to work out: ‘It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me,’ she admits: ‘I’m not really sure why.’ More photos below.

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Maxim Is JWoww’s ‘Highest Accomplishment’

Dec 7th, 2011
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JWoww’s 2.0 face and lack of ambition make me sad, as she covers the January 2012 issue of Maxim. Her waxen face, messed-up cheeks/ lips mean I would have posted the cover anyway. But the world’s saddest quotes from her interview guaranteed it would get posted. JWoww, Jenni Farley, who turned down Playboy for $400,000, and has posed for Maxim, twice, tells the magazine its cover is her biggest accomplishment to date: ‘I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out… This is probably my highest accomplishment. This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a shoot, because it was Jersey Shore meets sexy Maxim. That’s what I loved about it.’ JWoww also admits her anger issues were because of the bad relationship during early seasons of Jersey Shore: ‘ I was in a bad relationship the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have. I was definitely more of a b**ch.’

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JWoww Eating Pasta In Bed For Maxim Magazine

Jul 6th, 2011
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JWoww is ruining your sheets for the August 2011 issue of Maxim. This isn’t her first Maxim shoot, but since it’s rumoured the entire Jersey Shore cast is being replaced for the fifth season it may be her last. She still has no belly button and after all the work done to her face and body she never had one installed (you can get one of those put in or something, surely). Well, JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, is orange, airbrushed, and getting ethnic stereotypes all over the finest Bed, Bath & Beyond has to offer. More of JWoww’s 2.1 face and boobs below.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Poses For Maxim

Jun 9th, 2011
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In breast-related news that we all saw coming and about which you’re obliged to care, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has graduated from GQ to Maxim. Here’s the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon actress’ July 2011 cover for Maxim in her bra and underwear. According to Shia LaBeouf, Huntington-Whiteley was only hired when Megan Fox left because Fox didn’t want to be glared at by ‘very lascivious filmmaker’ Michael Bay. According to LaBeouf’s recent interview with the LA Times, Fox began to resent being asked to be so provocative. Bay’s obvious solution to losing Fox was hiring an underwear model. ‘Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s Summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Megan] never got comfortable with it,’ said LaBeouf. ‘Rosie comes with this Victoria’s Secret background, and she’s comfortable with it, so she can get down with Mike’s way of working and it makes the whole set vibe very different.’

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Cameron Diaz Mandates Regular Dry-Humping

May 5th, 2011
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Cameron Diaz covers Maxim’s June 2011 issue. She’s promoting Bad Teacher, her movie with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, for which she filmed a scene in a very similar outfit. Diaz looks pretty great in these images, more below. But she’s shot from across the room in most of the photos and her legs and face seem to have been lovingly kissed by the Photoshop Fairies ™. For example, she has great legs but they don’t look like this. Katy Perry isn’t the only one who’s repetitive. As we’ve already seen in her foul-mouthed interviews about ‘traveling for c**k,’ Diaz pretty much only talks about sex. In this case she’s recommending dry-humping, as much as possible, preferably, for the good of one’s well-being.

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Michelle Trachtenberg Maxim Cover March 2011

Feb 11th, 2011
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Michelle Trachtenberg covers Maxim March 2011. This follows the storm in a tea cup that was the ‘controversy’ over Olivia Munn’s lace panties in the ‘I can hold my pee’ shot for last month’s Maxim cover. I don’t hate the March cover, but the February cover was better, IMHO. Trachtenberg’s face has been jacked with in the edit. And she’s working Kourtney Kardashian’s armpit pose (with the obligatory hair tousle). She’s barely wearing any more than underwear in any of the pictures. But she’s still fairly covered. See Trachtenberg’s pictures, the other two of which allow her to steal your soul, snippets from her interview because you’re reading Maxim for its articles, right, and a behind-the-scenes video.

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