JWoww’s 2.0 face and lack of ambition make me sad, as she covers the January 2012 issue of Maxim. Her waxen face, messed-up cheeks/ lips mean I would have posted the cover anyway. But the world’s saddest quotes from her interview guaranteed it would get posted. JWoww, Jenni Farley, who turned down Playboy for $400,000, and has [...]
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JWoww Eating Pasta In Bed For Maxim Magazine
JWoww is ruining your sheets for the August 2011 issue of Maxim. This isn’t her first Maxim shoot, but since it’s rumoured the entire Jersey Shore cast is being replaced for the fifth season it may be her last. She still has no belly button and after all the work done to her face and [...]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Poses For Maxim
In breast-related news that we all saw coming and about which you’re obliged to care, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has graduated from GQ to Maxim. Here’s the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon actress’ July 2011 cover for Maxim in her bra and underwear. According to Shia LaBeouf, Huntington-Whiteley was only hired when Megan Fox left because Fox [...]
Cameron Diaz Mandates Regular Dry-Humping
Cameron Diaz covers Maxim’s June 2011 issue. She’s promoting Bad Teacher, her movie with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, for which she filmed a scene in a very similar outfit. Diaz looks pretty great in these images, more below. But she’s shot from across the room in most of the photos and her legs and face seem [...]
Michelle Trachtenberg Maxim Cover March 2011
Michelle Trachtenberg covers Maxim March 2011. This follows the storm in a tea cup that was the ‘controversy’ over Olivia Munn’s lace panties in the ‘I can hold my pee’ shot for last month’s Maxim cover. I don’t hate the March cover, but the February cover was better, IMHO. Trachtenberg’s face has been jacked with [...]
Olivia Munn Maxim Magazine February 2011
Olivia Munn covers Maxim February 2011. And that’s the only coherant thing I have to say about that. So, you’ll be better off skipping to the post with Amy Winehouse falling out of her bikini, if you don’t like posts I write using only my toes. Munn is basically wearing nothing. As in, she’s wearing [...]
